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my name is ken-sama

hi

Corrie

Hello, /brit/, I am looking for a job.

I have no previous experience, do you have a job for me?

konnichiwa

hello welcome to our community

Do Corrie have any homos in it right now lad?

I have a job for you yeah
Eat my pants lol haha

welcome

hello welcome to our community

post belly

i'll need some feet to decide

She's supposed to be the same age as Gary lmao old cunt

sophie

Hello, lad.

You will have no problems here as long as you support Brexit.

broken collarbone is fucking doing my nut

why hasnt anyone invented a better way to heal bones yet

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>tfw she will never be my gf

le quentin face

Who's this slag?

A few. Quite fond of the vicar desu.

teared up during nice solid poo, felt amazing.

Falcon is very unhappy about the cinema incident, pretty much threw his evening vole over the room and now I have splattered vole on my wall. Do you know how difficult it is to get vole blood out of my wall?

it's not as difficult as you're making it out to be

bloody drama queen

...

white vinegar and a bit of lemon for vole blood

>bloody
cheeky

my weed guy is late

I need my bowl man come on

is bombay saphire good or is it a meme gin
kinda tempted to buy some for meself

Is it weird to message a girl out of the blue?

We are winning
Greetings

Only if you're ugly.

meme gin

it's not actually blue just fyi, people do seem to be confused about that

I makes a good G&T, not so much for a martini

actually alright tbf

just because something is popular doesn't mean it's automatically inferior.

apart from budweiser, that can fuck off.

What if they don't know what I look like...

this

b-but king of beers

I miss her. I don't know if I can do this anymore.

even creepier tbf

Noice. It's nice to see gay guys treated normally on TV sometimes instead of it being controversial. Ben and Paul in stenders are cute too.

then she'll be either elated or creeped out when she sees your face

Rent boy

>tfw it's couples everywhere, on the screen and irl

Iktf

heard the original czech budweiser is pretty good and they just make some special shit one for yanks

HERE
WE
GO

So you're saying there's a chance

Hey Johnny is still single

>tfw someone on /fa/ has the same postcode as you

i heard that geckos regrow their tails
if i inject myself with gecko blood, then chop off my willy, will i regrow it?
might have to do some testing

what game

Doom

Like the whole postcode?
Doxx him

Looks like HoI2 or Darkest Hour

Fifa 16

not only will it regrow, it will be bigger

t. rigorous tester

HoI2
looks like our dankest hour as well

yep

interestingly, no matter how much you chop off, a whole one grows back. so you can chop off just the tip and double your length

hmmm interesting. might be a good university project along with injecting human sperm into a chicken egg to create a homonculus

Doing some reading

what should I wank to

Imagine combining your DNA with that of a gecko and limpet, you'll be invincible.

how do i achieve this look lads?

>injecting human sperm into a chicken egg to create a homonculus
it's more than that

you have to light candles as well

Is your job here?

almond tease

yourself

O-oooooooooo AAAAE-A-A-I-A-U- JO-oooooooooooo AAE-O-A-A-U-U-A- E-eee-ee-eee AAAAE-A-E-I-E-A- JO-ooo-oo-oo-oo EEEEO-A-AAA-AAAA

Underarms are due some maintenance, the regrowth is starting to irritate the skin

What are you reading?

chop/file your willy down to the girth of a needle and use it to perform the injection, then you get the added benefit of massive girth gains on regrowth

what scent
i don't want to waste too much money buying yankee candles haha

One hundred years of Solitude

nah

yep.

bollocks though because a min wage job is still a min wage job.

scent doesn't matter, they just have to be large and dribbly

colour-wise, preferably red or black but classic white is fine

>i watch twitch streams

Anyone here subscribed to my blog? I will watch Zootopia now.

>pharmacy dispencer

my mum does that and she makes like 5k a month

Mmmmmm a meme book

Never read it. Considered getting it last time I was in a book shop but went with something else in the end.

Free trade is a meme. There is literally nothing wrong with protectionism,

What scottish dialect is this?

How is it a meme?

...

*reblogs*

My gf

why the fuck is the Sup Forums archive always down

This was already explained to you
Learn about tariff dead weight loss

sorry for your loss

Got an exam in less than 12 hours, just took a modafinil and now I'm gonna start learning the entire module

Wish me luck

pls import more ty

post feet

youtube.com/watch?v=4Ek945pg6v0

Post songs that take you to other dimensions.

good lad, pop another about an hour before your exam as well so you don't crash halfway through

>implying someone mongy enough to make a statement like that actually possesses the ability to think

the abnormie uprising begins
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How do I get modafinil?

I was just being a dick. Never read it.

Any good?

godspeed you absolute madman

Just overheard some hamplanet Ameriblubber

>blah blah blah being a white female in Korea is so hard blah blah blah men just aren't interested in you blah blah they like stick thin subservient girls blah blah blah but for WHITE MEN it's their dream come true blah blah

Why do fat women never realise that the reason no one likes them is not only their gross looks, but also their terrible personalities?