I'm a 27 years old American Francophile (ouiaboo for you internet chans). I eat baguettes and drink wine for lunch, and spend my days discussing about surrendering with my friends at the wine and cheese store and playing superior French games. (Assassin's Creed, Far Cry)
I train with my soccer ball every day, this superior sports object can pierce through steel walls because it is used since mid-nineteenth century, and is vastly superior to any other sports ball on Earth. I earned my soccer license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak French fluently, both French and Quebec dialect, and I write fluently as well, I know everything about French history and their croissant code, which I follow 100%
When I get my French visa, I am moving to Montpierre to attend the prestigious École Nationale des Chartes to learn about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a winery owner or a patisserie!
I own several French berets, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to France, so I can fit in easier. I wear striped shirts and curly mustaches and speak French as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
>croissant code >not chivalric >soccer balls You fucking idiot "Bonjour, my name is Jacque Rebur.
I'm a 27 years old American Francophile (ouiaboo for you internet chans). I eat baguettes and drink wine for lunch, and spend my days discussing about surrendering with my friends at the wine and cheese store and playing superior French games. (Assassin's Creed, Far Cry)
I train with my FAMAS every day, this superior gun can shoot through steel walls because it is used since mid-nineteenth century, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on Earth. I earned my hunting license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak French fluently, both French and Quebec dialect, and I write fluently as well, I know everything about French history and their chivalric code, which I follow 100%
When I get my French visa, I am moving to Montpierre to attend the prestigious École Nationale des Chartes to learn about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a winery owner or a patisserie!
I own several French berets, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to France, so I can fit in easier. I wear striped shirts and curly mustaches and speak French as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
Wish me luck in France." But ouiaboo is 10/10, so good job with that one
Brandon Green
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Charles Martin
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Luke White
Because it's a funny thread And thanks for the new image
Isaac Morris
>ouiaboo for you internet chans Saw this post on the main page and now my cheeks hurt laughing. Don't know if copypasta or not but regardless it's well done, Omelette-du-fromage/10.
