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NEED a posh indian gf

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*steps on plug*

YEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOWCH!

Is this really all you have left to feel pride for?

no i'm a banker who makes 6 figures

>Why yes, I do police a board where most posts will be deleted within a few hours anyway. My compensation? Knowing that for those few hours, Sup Forums is a safer place

What do yanks feel pride for? Being the fattest tosspots on this earth!

no we just add it to the very long list of achuevements desu

that is mexico actually

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CLEANSMAN!
WHERE ARE YOU?

*puts hands over ears in fright*

JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HOUSEKEEPING

>chatting stupid shit about the American revolutionary war
>said George V split france in two with a single punch, and that the other half then became 'Germany', and then we let the Americans have their independence cuz we felt like it
>yank gets all offended, 'YEAH WELL BRITS ARE LOSING TO MULTICULTURALISM, ENJOY SHARIA LAW BRITKEKS'

Here's an idea: dildos with a go pro camera in the tip

ROOM SERVICE

O-oooooooooo AAAAE-A-A-I-A-U- JO-oooooooooooo AAE-O-A-A-U-U-A- E-eee-ee-eee AAAAE-A-E-I-E-A- JO-ooo-oo-oo-oo EEEEO-A-AAA-AAAA

Janny I just made a cummy post. Come slurp it up for me~~

CAREEEEEEEEETAKKKKEERRR

How much have we improved from 2014?

Joe Hart (Goalkeeper)6
Glen Johnson (Right-back)6
Leighton Baines (Left-back)5
Gary Cahill (Centre-back)6
Phil Jagielka (Centre-back)7
Jordan Henderson (Centre midfield)7
Steven Gerrard (Centre midfield)6
Danny Welbeck (Forward)7
Raheem Sterling (Forward)8
Wayne Rooney (Forward)6
Daniel Sturridge (Striker)

just seen 2pac walking his dog at 3am

>i'm not gay

Gerry Adams was never in the IRA

JANNY YANK-YANK WENT POOPIES ON THE FLOOR AGAIN

CLEAN UP PLEASE XDDD

im a street nigga so it's fuck tha law

>johnson
>henderson
>welbeck
>sterling

fucking hell what shite

>tfw still stuck with henderson and rooney

lol. how r u 2day? x

Yeah just like you were never in McDonald's Lol!

Who else here has fucked up fetishes?

>tfw I only get hard to consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreating

Aahhhhhhhhh. I forgot where my screwdrivers are so I can't replace the fuse in the plug of my kettle and make tea. Aahhhhhhh. I'm angry aaahahahhahahahah.

>she was last online 3 hours ago
>hasn't messaged me since Monday
>I sent messages on Wednesday which she still hasn't seen (ignoring them most likely)

I don't understand what I've done wrong

do NOT talk to me without janitorial supervison

just feet and arse/anal, pretty vanilla

you know its gone too far when youre grimmed out immediately after you blow your load

ur cute xD hope ur foot is okx

What's so alluring about anal?

so i'm now insecure for not wanting to fuck trannies
this meme has either gone too far or is more ironic than i know

requesting the free of charge maid service

ah yes that brit who got the janny email yesterday is doing a bang-up job

I dunno, its just dirty I guess

who gives a fuck if it is straight or gay, you like what you like. it is much more than irony though, judging by the amount of shemale porn and ladyboy tourists.

Normally you aren't supposed to do it, so the idea of a girl actually enjoying it is pretty lewd.

i remember some rorkes on here having some sort of cuck fetish, probably since it's the biggest taboo for them

>He doesn't want to fuck trannies

What the fuck are you a fag or something?

this

the biggest closet homos i've met are the ones who vehemently claim to hate ladyboys

>El BrasiliANO

sorry but my understanding of australian physiology is that your posts are always sarcastic

Don't understand how everyone lives like this
Doing the same thing everyday 8 hours a day 5 days a week

hello lads this is my blogpost:

>have an English resit in 6 hours. likely going to not sleep, and getting ready/travelling takes around two hours so it's really a good 4 hour chunk session of reading up the themes of poems and recaps of the book I was meant to read. If I do shit I still have the C from the last time I did it
>also literally all of my coursework is late for several subjects, some I'm pretty sure have missed the deadline
>mummy found out I'm seeing a bird and she asked if she's my girlfriend. I tried telling her I'm just seeing her and there's nothing official happening but I hope she doesn't realise all I'm doing is essentially meeting up with this girl, grabbing something to eat, going for walks, watching films, and shagging
>my asoiaf obsession and reliance on Sup Forums is really making me procrastinate everything... Including using this night to revise

This post is sarcastic

german hip hop lads

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For the money

did not read even a single word of that post

this desu

wanked to some tranny on girl cam videos the other day

not bad

FANTASTIC[ly heretical] song
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nobody likes this
my happiest moments are when i spend a day productively
but i always end up back here

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>all I'm doing is essentially meeting up with this girl, grabbing something to eat, going for walks, watching films, and shagging

So she's your gf

HUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeee

i like brazilians desu

always take banter well

oh wait i'm such a pathetic faggot i assume everyone spends 8 hours here instead of working hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

hello canadian friend :]
I am interested in learning more about canadian culture! tell me about your daily life and traditions please!

And a HUE to you, young lad!

how old are you

i mean

ish

but not really using labels. we're both shy people, not a big fan of things going too fast

selling a beagle

>Britain has been intermittently inhabited by members of the Homo genus for hundreds of thousands of years, and by Homo sapiens for tens of thousands of years. Modern humans reached Britain by around 42,000 years before present (BP),[2] but the island was unoccupied during the last glacial maximum, between about 25,000 and 15,000 years ago.


Crazy to think that the entire palce was empty for 10,000 years

why am i always depressed

;_;

swap you a freddo for it

i turned 18 in December

gosh that was 6 months ago now

>tfw when you realise you're literally the only person you know who isn't having sex

some kids will be able to watch their parent's 9000000 youtube videos whilst i barely know anything about mines childhoods
madness

i guess since he just ran it, that's technically true

Black girl keeps sending me pics of her fat ass

My willy's like a rock desu

>people who were born in like 1997 or some shit post on Sup Forums

Back from work, lads.
Event bartending is bullshit, but at least I get bought drinks while I'm working.

Deep...

upload said pics

i'm probably in the older half of Sup Forums

half of Sup Forums is underage, so there are kids born in 2002 that are posting on Sup Forums

You should go see a psychologist, user.

>i'm probably in the older half of Sup Forums

where can i find more like this

You're probably not mate, if we ignore places like Sup Forums and Sup Forums and /mlp/

thailand

Thailand m8

how is lining up the pockets of Jews gonna help me lad

Sup Forums and Sup Forums account for most of Sup Forums though

ah yes

holy fuck

??

might move from nottingham to bangkok and work as a code monkey while posting on Sup Forums in my free time and make a website under the alias "thailad"

But no one in their right mind would ever go there past like 2007 at the latest

Do you feel better after caffeine/adderall etc?

It's dopamine m8.

gf just delivered this on horseback

might go back in time and help hitler win ww2

seems liek a flawless plan tpo me lad

it's the big reveal lads
this is my dad
don't be fooled, he could beat the shit out of your dads.

did thailad make videos?