>you're home at night, shitposting/fapping or playing vidya
>suddenly a heavy knock on your door
>you see picrelated through a peephole
Your actions, Sup Forums?
You're home at night, shitposting/fapping or playing vidya
Benjamin Flores
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Oliver Rivera
>peeping through peephole
>not just ignoring it until they go away because there's nobody home
Nolan Moore
open the door
get on the floor
James Peterson
same as this
Camden Cox
Pretend I have a gun, hopefully they'll kill me.
Nathaniel Gonzalez
escape throught the window
drive to the airport, buy any at any price plane ticket to asia
leave peru
call family back
Jaxon Allen
Vid related
Connor Perry
>Microwave HDD
>Take cyanide pill
Nathaniel Ward
walk the dinosaur
Julian Green
>my time has come
>grab hardball ak47
>shout allahu akbar while charging them
>death by cop
Aaron Gonzalez
>"...can I help you?"
Nathan Sanders
What you got in that HDD?
David Lewis
Hello gentlymens how i can help you?
Jaxon Diaz
spread my boypussy and hope them to rape me
Jayden Rivera
Open door, step outside and close door behind me, ask why they're here.
Joshua Bailey
Plots to return Constantinople to Christendom
Ian Cox
>AM I BEING DETAINED
Thomas Murphy
>Open door
Yep
>step outside and close door behind me
Noooo no-no-no
Brayden Gray
AM I UNDER ARREST
AM I BEING DETAINED
IM A SOVEREIGN CITIZEN
Andrew Rogers
Wrong answer, son.
Owen Jones
kek
Jayden Barnes
Call my "roof" (dunno hows it translated) local criminals.
Explain situation.
Wait for another party van
John Murphy
>implying they wouldn't bust in and grab you the second you opened the door
This is a raid, they aren't telling you that you left your lights on.
Jack Gutierrez
by "roof" criminals, you mean the guys who you pay for "protection," right?
David Diaz
You mean the Russian Mob?
Jason Cook
>tfw it's still 90's in your shithole
yep
Anthony Butler
fucking hell
what would they do?
Angel Martinez
>Those guys
>Knocking
Landon Ward
It'll all be okay Dima. You'll keep on keeping on.
Elijah Davis
YOU'RE FREE TO GO !
Samuel Hernandez
"the nigger just ran out the back door officers! he stole my tv!"
Colton Allen
jump off the balcony
Daniel Morgan
Murricans have that expirience already after Boston terrorist attack they our brothers(bratushki)
Michael Rivera
all i can read there is "blizhniy vostok" (middle east?), "legendary liberator" and "democrator." Is it making fun of foreign intervention in that hell-hole called the middle-east?
Leo Parker
THIS.
This is why I have an orthadox cross I don't wear, lmao.
Jason Torres
>all i can read there is "blizhniy vostok" (middle east?
yep
>Is it making fun of foreign intervention in that hell-hole called the middle-east?
I do not quite understand you. But yes :-)