Fuck off yank edition
/brit/
anime here too
katie x
VERY good edition
High
alri lads
excellent thread
Had a dream last night
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Thanks boys, always happy to help
ate 2 big fillet steaks for din dins lads. got a very hard dry poo on its way as my penance. such is life.
Care for a spot of tea guvna
:^)
doing a poo
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quite enjoying your book collection bruce
*drags a yank runt from the pen into the shed*
You want to play games with me boy?
*guts the runt with a rusty butter curler*
>work in an offie
>regularly serve people born in '98
Why is time moving so quickly when my life is literally nothing?
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Haven't slept yet lads
Exam in 6 hours
Alri lads
Doin a poi lads
Ah yes "yanks" we need to do something about this
Ah yes a "girlfriend" haha lads I'll never have one
Had a muffin this morning lads
Smashed a paki earlier lads
Ah yes "brexit" are nige lads alri haha
Having a cheeky nandos with the lads later alri
Ah yes
Weather is shit today desu lads alri
Ah yes
Rasheed
bad lad
What exam lad
fuck off paki
>four more working days of wageslavery left next week
Going back to NEET heaven soon lad.
Rorke haha FOY haha alri lads ah yes
read that as office, was wondering what office serves people. get a better job lad. plenty out there if you know about wine, which your offie should be willing to teach you about if they haven't already.
ProPlus la, how long is it?
Incorrect meme usage there
Thanks
CS
And you'll never hear the wolf cry
To the blue corn moon
Or whether we are white or copper-skinned
We need to sing with all the voices of the mountains
Need to paint with all the colors of the wind
You can own the Earth and still all you'll own is earth
Until you can paint with all the colors of the wind
why are yanks such unbearable twats
literally paki tier
O shit waddup!
are you sad that we didn't like your thread fatlad?
Pakis don't work in off licenses you fucking mong, it's haram
explain
2 hours long
I'll try find some
Or just take more modafinil who knows
Hate shitty poetry
Are Yanks, Desert Yanks, and Leaf Yanks Stealing Your Gimmicks?
No idea what thread you're talking about lad haha shit weather today lol how about that Arsenal I reckon they'll win it big this time haha
In bed again
>not knowing the difference between an offie and a corner shop
fucking pikeys
>Pakis don't work in off licenses
then what do you call those brown things that work the tills?
lliterally not seen this gimmick before KYS
KYS
KYS
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did in my area
Would quite like to fuck the queen just to see what its like to be completely and wholly honest with you my dear lads
>hating muslims
>not welcoming them to the UK to rid the country of its degeneracy
Assuming u are using it as a general insult, many indian, pakistani or whatever run shops sell alcohol, even muslim ones. they arent selling it to muslims and its part of the local culture they live in so i thin kits allowed, though not sure really. seem to remember a lot fo muslim rules are caveated to local custom.
Kinda weird that Zac lives 15 minutes from me lads
trying a bit too hard m8
He was 27, she was 11. Their love crossed an ocean.
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What the fuck is an offie
I don't give a fuck about the story. I've heard it a million times.
I just hate really, really, poorly written, shitty poetry
an off licence you spastic
>seem to remember a lot fo muslim rules are caveated to local custom.
t. ahmed al-britani
I'm from Leeds. Been in Chicago for 14 months.
Ask me anything.
village dweller detected
Probably Indian
how quickly can you piss off and die
No shit.
Leaning left = trying to please everyone. Trying to please everyone = pleasing no one.
It's all fake and disingenuous.
>a man in seattle has tested the new transgender laws by changing in the woman's changing room at a pool. The room contained young girls.
The man was not arrested as he claimed to be a woman.
These 2bh
I live in paki central but in actual off licenses the workers are white
fuck off child
>Brit in Chicago
You're on American soil, you're not a Brit. You're a traitor
Are you anywhere near Wrigley field?
Why would you ask me that?
Not nice, lad.
schwul faden
>child
FOY
Top ten MOST DANGEROUS memes
t. watchmojo.com
nice gimmick lad
Yes I'm a Brit. I'm going home eventually but I live money.
Yes less than 2 miles.
Why are Hollywood actors telling us to stay in the EU? Lack of a union with the USA didn't stop them getting work there.
wish i was good at math tbf
Don't trust him lad, he's trying to gain sympathy and worm his way in.
go there right now and giz a wave
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I thought you people were good with numbers and money?
>math
Honestly wish Addy finished the job tbqh
No m8 I'm busy tonight. Not going out into the city.
It's a fucking wonderful place btw.
Chicago is unbelievable.
just had a beautiful orgasm
gf just sent me this
How can I live money
>It's a fucking wonderful place btw.
>Chicago is unbelievable.
>"Brit" in Chicago
FOY
ol mate addy hit
shitholes like bargain booze are not proper offies lads. they're corner shops that specialise in alcohol. offies are comfy, respectable, dimly lit places with carpet and wooden beams, where you can ask for helpful advice on what whisky to buy granddad for his 80th.
booo
also yeh, I've been there, had family that used to live in the 'burbs
Because, I quote author John Steinbeck,
>"Boileau said that Kings, Gods and Heroes only were fit subjects for literature. The writer can only write about what he admires. Present-day kings aren't very inspiring, the gods are on a vacation and about the only heroes left are the scientists and the poor … And since our race admires gallantry, the writer will deal with it where he finds it. He finds it in the struggling poor now. "
Now, think of this quote, and think of what Adam Corolla said. Hollywood types never, ever, ever go against the grain; pretend they might, that's why they're professional actors, but they will always pick the choice that attempts to please everyone
>money
FOY
Am I allowed to like a foreign city or are you having a hard time removing thorns from your asshole?
He likes Chicago.
Fuck off, asshole.
no idea what this post means but its probably referring to me using math instead of maths
It's okay I am no yank, I am a loyalist
t. Yanks
You're right, pls be more careful in future :) x
Now you know what it feels like to be American
Never reason with a Brit, they're a savage bunch, the Aussies have fun, the Brits are just constantly out for blood
Think it's the weather
Good comeback. Have a good night.