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Fuck off yank edition

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katie x

VERY good edition

High

alri lads

excellent thread

Had a dream last night

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Thanks boys, always happy to help

ate 2 big fillet steaks for din dins lads. got a very hard dry poo on its way as my penance. such is life.

Care for a spot of tea guvna

:^)

doing a poo

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quite enjoying your book collection bruce

*drags a yank runt from the pen into the shed*

You want to play games with me boy?

*guts the runt with a rusty butter curler*

>work in an offie
>regularly serve people born in '98

Why is time moving so quickly when my life is literally nothing?

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Haven't slept yet lads

Exam in 6 hours

Alri lads

Doin a poi lads

Ah yes "yanks" we need to do something about this

Ah yes a "girlfriend" haha lads I'll never have one

Had a muffin this morning lads

Smashed a paki earlier lads

Ah yes "brexit" are nige lads alri haha

Having a cheeky nandos with the lads later alri

Ah yes

Weather is shit today desu lads alri

Ah yes

Rasheed

bad lad

What exam lad

fuck off paki

>four more working days of wageslavery left next week
Going back to NEET heaven soon lad.

Rorke haha FOY haha alri lads ah yes

read that as office, was wondering what office serves people. get a better job lad. plenty out there if you know about wine, which your offie should be willing to teach you about if they haven't already.

ProPlus la, how long is it?

Incorrect meme usage there

Thanks

CS

And you'll never hear the wolf cry
To the blue corn moon
Or whether we are white or copper-skinned
We need to sing with all the voices of the mountains
Need to paint with all the colors of the wind
You can own the Earth and still all you'll own is earth
Until you can paint with all the colors of the wind

why are yanks such unbearable twats

literally paki tier

O shit waddup!

are you sad that we didn't like your thread fatlad?

Pakis don't work in off licenses you fucking mong, it's haram

explain

2 hours long
I'll try find some
Or just take more modafinil who knows

Hate shitty poetry

Are Yanks, Desert Yanks, and Leaf Yanks Stealing Your Gimmicks?

No idea what thread you're talking about lad haha shit weather today lol how about that Arsenal I reckon they'll win it big this time haha

In bed again

>not knowing the difference between an offie and a corner shop
fucking pikeys

>Pakis don't work in off licenses
then what do you call those brown things that work the tills?

lliterally not seen this gimmick before KYS

KYS

KYS

This One Weird Trick That Will Keep Yanks Mad For Hours! 10% Of Harvard Students Didn't Understand It but 90% Of Primary School Kids Did!!

did in my area

Would quite like to fuck the queen just to see what its like to be completely and wholly honest with you my dear lads

>hating muslims
>not welcoming them to the UK to rid the country of its degeneracy

Assuming u are using it as a general insult, many indian, pakistani or whatever run shops sell alcohol, even muslim ones. they arent selling it to muslims and its part of the local culture they live in so i thin kits allowed, though not sure really. seem to remember a lot fo muslim rules are caveated to local custom.

Kinda weird that Zac lives 15 minutes from me lads

trying a bit too hard m8

He was 27, she was 11. Their love crossed an ocean.

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What the fuck is an offie

I don't give a fuck about the story. I've heard it a million times.

I just hate really, really, poorly written, shitty poetry

an off licence you spastic

>seem to remember a lot fo muslim rules are caveated to local custom.
t. ahmed al-britani

I'm from Leeds. Been in Chicago for 14 months.

Ask me anything.

village dweller detected

Probably Indian

how quickly can you piss off and die

No shit.


Leaning left = trying to please everyone. Trying to please everyone = pleasing no one.

It's all fake and disingenuous.

>a man in seattle has tested the new transgender laws by changing in the woman's changing room at a pool. The room contained young girls.
The man was not arrested as he claimed to be a woman.

These 2bh
I live in paki central but in actual off licenses the workers are white

fuck off child

>Brit in Chicago
You're on American soil, you're not a Brit. You're a traitor

Are you anywhere near Wrigley field?

Why would you ask me that?

Not nice, lad.

schwul faden

>child

FOY

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nice gimmick lad

Yes I'm a Brit. I'm going home eventually but I live money.

Yes less than 2 miles.

Why are Hollywood actors telling us to stay in the EU? Lack of a union with the USA didn't stop them getting work there.

wish i was good at math tbf

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Don't trust him lad, he's trying to gain sympathy and worm his way in.

go there right now and giz a wave
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I thought you people were good with numbers and money?

>math

Honestly wish Addy finished the job tbqh

No m8 I'm busy tonight. Not going out into the city.

It's a fucking wonderful place btw.

Chicago is unbelievable.

just had a beautiful orgasm

gf just sent me this

How can I live money

>It's a fucking wonderful place btw.
>Chicago is unbelievable.
>"Brit" in Chicago
FOY

ol mate addy hit

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shitholes like bargain booze are not proper offies lads. they're corner shops that specialise in alcohol. offies are comfy, respectable, dimly lit places with carpet and wooden beams, where you can ask for helpful advice on what whisky to buy granddad for his 80th.

booo

also yeh, I've been there, had family that used to live in the 'burbs

Because, I quote author John Steinbeck,

>"Boileau said that Kings, Gods and Heroes only were fit subjects for literature. The writer can only write about what he admires. Present-day kings aren't very inspiring, the gods are on a vacation and about the only heroes left are the scientists and the poor … And since our race admires gallantry, the writer will deal with it where he finds it. He finds it in the struggling poor now. "


Now, think of this quote, and think of what Adam Corolla said. Hollywood types never, ever, ever go against the grain; pretend they might, that's why they're professional actors, but they will always pick the choice that attempts to please everyone

>money

FOY

Am I allowed to like a foreign city or are you having a hard time removing thorns from your asshole?

He likes Chicago.

Fuck off, asshole.

no idea what this post means but its probably referring to me using math instead of maths

It's okay I am no yank, I am a loyalist

t. Yanks

You're right, pls be more careful in future :) x

Now you know what it feels like to be American

Never reason with a Brit, they're a savage bunch, the Aussies have fun, the Brits are just constantly out for blood

Think it's the weather

Good comeback. Have a good night.