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*sips brexit voters tears*

Misty cosplayer with her Asian boyfriend

Sub pole por España

number stations are way spooky lads

una velas

me on the left

I'm not the one you are arguing with, fuck face. You are dragging your shite joke on and on.

It's spreading

Wilma > Betty

Disappointed with the lack of Zac posting gimmicks here

Borders
What's up with that?
Politics
What's up with that?
Police shots
What's up with that?
Identities
What's up with that?
Your privilege
What's up with that?
Broke people
What's up with that?
Boat people
What's up with that?
The realness
What's up with that?
The new world
What's up with that?
Am gonna keep up on all that


reminder MIA has deleted this song twice because of all the dislikes

>sips Brin voter tears

>put chakras into the shop for a service
>cunt is telling me i've fried the connection to my third eye and that it's going to cost me 800 near death experiences

fucks sake lads fucking held HOSTAGE in this country

No post for Poleaboo today it seems

His joke would have been fine if it weren't delayed by the other lad's "fuck off paki" post

Time for a spot of lunch, methinks.

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get the ball rolling, sunshine

what are you going to have?

my pineal gland is shutting down just looking at this

A runt's meal if I've ever seen one.

it's a bit ironic how good looking i am haha

Can't beat a bit of beans on toast.

Good choice, lad.

oh mate don't bother it's all a scam

I went in to have one of my chakras realigned and to have a melatonin change and the bloke wanted to charge me £500! told him to stick it up his astral plane

you're making my pineal glad expand la ;)

Not really going to eat dogfood are you?

Why do you hate yourself

wish i knew that feel

just about have to juggle fucking plates and play piano with my feet to have a girl pay attention to me hahaha

Reminder that beans are a good source of plant protein!

Ahh yes, the 'I've never had beans on toast' club.

>Height

>5'6

>Would rather not say if owns a car

cop or not

this post was so horrendous my connection to the pyramids of giza was knocked out

>he is actually going to eat his dogfood

was a #callback to a dutch post itpt

Fucking hell thats rancid

what a life

>still over a week before my clothes arrive

At least I'll be reading some interesting facebook messages soon

ahhhh yes

with packaged bread and beans "cooked" in this fucking thing that's dirtier than pouring the beans on the asphalt and heating them that way

>THE STATE OF THAT MICROWAVE

holy fuck clean your microwave you fucking twat

state a that micro, says it all about their userbase really. actually lyrical madness that microwaves were once a sign of wealth

wew

I know why you're doing this but have a (You) anyway

good grief

being fuggo builds character

:)

x

> beans on toast as an actual meal, especially lunch
Get back to the mines you piteous runt

Clean your microwave
also
>Cooking beans in the microwave

Paki.

Daily reminder that Zacposting is being forced by one autist - the lad who created the Zac profile.

clean your microwave zac

A hydrating, zero-sugar, zero-calorie beverage while I wait for the beans to heat up and the bread to toast.

wew indeed

>The Sateré-Mawé people of Brazil use intentional bullet ant stings as part of their initiation rites to become a warrior.[18] The ants are first rendered unconscious by submerging them in a natural sedative, and then hundreds of them are woven into a glove made of leaves (which resembles a large oven mitt), stingers facing inward. When the ants regain consciousness, a boy slips the glove onto his hand. The goal of this initiation rite is to keep the glove on for a full 10 minutes. When finished, the boy's hand and part of his arm are temporarily paralyzed because of the ant venom, and he may shake uncontrollably for days. The only "protection" provided is a coating of charcoal on the hands, supposedly to confuse the ants and inhibit their stinging. To fully complete the initiation, however, the boys must go through the ordeal a total of 20 times over the course of several months or even years.


>The pain caused by this insect's sting is reported to be greater than that of any other hymenopteran, and is ranked as the most painful according to the Schmidt sting pain index, given a "4+" rating, above the tarantula hawk wasp and, according to some victims, equal to being shot, hence the name of the insect. It is described as causing "waves of burning, throbbing, all-consuming pain that continues unabated for up to 24 hours".


Need this done to my bollocks ASAP

>new girl starts at work
>6.5/10 and 22
>other older women visibly annoyed
>"are you enjoying that view user? Put your eyes back in your head" one says to me absolutely reeking of jealousy
>start criticising her hair makeup eyebrows etc

Why are women so childish and pathetic?

They're already cooked you spastic

i am not so bad that like no girl will touch me but i definitely have to put in a lot more leg work than my m8s hahaha fml

youtube.com/watch?v=knwwgZNeIpA

>putting coke in a beer glass

best /brit/ thread in a while lads, can sense my chakras aligning quite nicely

im a little piggie heres my snout oink oink oink oink oink oink

What sort of question does the Doctor ask in an autism diagnosis exam?

glad your fashion sense has improved

It's a Nutella jar actually

pineal gland status: KIA

REALLY

Whatever happened to Aria Giovanni, Veronica Zemanova and Jennifer Korbin.

It's alright mate, I got it

alri zac

Not memey enough. The only thing that took off from Mark was the tuba thing. Doxes just lack meme power these days

>wash and comb hair
>still has little speckles of dots in it
ree ffs is it dandruff

Toast is ready.

Good opportunity to get with one of the older slags.

or lice hahahaha

fucking pov rat melt

>Jennifer Korbin
Leader of the opposition

fuck off nitboy

They're still only £5 dresses from China

Agonising waiting for them to arrive

I don't think that's kosher.

very good

say each of them twice more and you can summon them and ask them yourself

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Is her name Holly?

Jennifer Korbin transitioned into a man and became leader of the labour party

Yeah you're not going to get much wear out of those and the fit might be terrible but they're definitely an improvement

Thosw nutella jars are so fucking nifty

>Sissy brit boys
Wanna get combed?

Got a comically small willy lads

> people in foreign countries don't own raincoats
They use an umbrella or just walk around getting wet. How mental is that?

might actually go to Ramsgate tomorrow lad and see if I can spot him in the wild, will post results if I see him aha

The beans are ready. Now to add a little heat of course; only a barbarian eats unseasoned food.

lel

everyone uses a brolly here

very weird seeing some roadmen walking around the city centre all holding brollies

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Poleaboo has a few grey hairs

I don't have good enough fashion sense to spend big money putting together an outfit anyway

cycling in a raincoat is the fucking worst tbqh

Good lad

me

You're doing it wrong

Saved that pepe and didn't post my own

*achooo*

>Spanish """"men""""