Anyone in the Manchester region prepared to go to the cinema/hang around town when Poleaboo is confident enough to go...

Anyone in the Manchester region prepared to go to the cinema/hang around town when Poleaboo is confident enough to go out in girl mode edition

Wew

Is your dick brown like your hands or darker?
Uncut?

Me

i'll come

>brit flag
>chubby brown poofter wearing a skirt

fuck you cannot make this shit up

My hands aren't that dark

I just covered them up because I hadn't used hair removal cream on them yet

jesus christ fuck this paki cunt

>chubby
FUCK OFF

I'm skinnyfat

nothing wrong with shagging a 14 year old 2bh

you're a fucking mentally deranged paki

Going to a dinner this evening and I only know the person who invited me, what do? How do I act?

Autismo here

I'm scared guys

skinnyfat? no such thing, ur just a weak pussy bitch with a bad diet.

I see a bad moon rising

pakipoo gimmick has gone too far now, might bin it off

Skinny fat is when you're neither skinny or fat, just a little bit flabby but don't have a gut

lovely Paki tranny.

>Skinnyfat is a meme word I've picked up from the internet because it sounds better than weak, fat piece of shit

Fucking hell I'm so fucking mad I hate this generation

>In town walking about with a mate
>Hear some girl shriek and a massive black guy sprints towards me with a purse
>Hear her yell stop him
>I've been a pussy my entire life
>Actually decide to man up and go for it
>Wait till the guy is about 5m away still sprinting, then launch myself at him
>Catch him in the stomach in a rugby tackle, proper wind him and nearly rip my shoulder out of joint
>Flip him over and just sit on him for a bit, grab the purse and go to hand it to the girl as she dashes over
>Holy fuck I'm a hero I actually did it and I'm still alive
>Girl fucking ignores me and checks if the black guy is alright
>Omigosh tom are you OK he hit you really hard
>Yeah I'm fine haha get off me bro
>Fuck off you cunt I'm not moving what the fuck is going on
>Little shit with a faggot haircut comes over with a camera in my face saying it was a social experiment
>Lose my fucking shit at him saying I could have seriously hurt one of us
>Bro calm down its just an experiment u passed the test
>I just give up and walk off without saying anything, guy yells me to come back for a chat
>1 hour later my shoulder still feels like it's burning

Fucks sake
Hope that doesn't end up on youtube

/brit/ + /britfeel/ when?

Jeesus Kristus

we're all in here

Poleaboo can see your reddit flag and now knows you are also a /britfeel/ poster

cool story bro go make me a sandwich

i just copied and pasted it 'boo

Still means you lurk /britfeel/

Could do with some support in /brit/ threads when I'm barraged with "do not reply to him" posts

Or you could take the hint and fuck off?

>replying to hm

This isn't /brit/, so I don't give a fuck

Tune in next week for another episode of "Things That Didn't Happen".

Can I get borwn Paki boipuss?

I guess you could but why would you want to?