What are the benefits to learning your language?

What are the benefits to learning your language?

I can't think of any

- nothing

none

You can finally understand the dialog in scat porn.

If you learn Croatian you will also understand Serbian, so it's like you know two languages.
Yeah, it's useless.

you can talk to your gardener

You learn the second, soon to be first, most spoken language in your country.

You can swear like god and pilot our military vehicles.

You can order burger

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Learning that no matter what language you speak, everyone is an imbecile.

You can talk like old proto-Indoeuropean peasants.

>Are
This pisses me off more than "everyday" or "their/there/they're". 'Are' makes no god damned sense in a possessive sentence. How do so many people mix up ARE and OUR. The meanings are nothing alike and the words don't even sound the same.

You can decipher american codes used during the pacific war

>the words don't even sound the same.
yeah they do

people who mix them up our retarded but they do sound similar

I want to learn Basque for no particular reason

me too desu

you can talk like a sick cunt

the gods speak irish, not saxon. its the language of learned men and philosophers

they sound the same depending on the dialect
in america they say awurr and ahwrr but in ireland we say arr for both

Read memes in other languages

>You get to order tacos with your favorite people
>you can socialize with your cohorts whilst you build my wall

Like the other dude said, it must be a dialect thing. In the Northeast, Are = Arr, Our = ouerr (same pronunciation as hour). Such widespread idiocy though, I have no idea how this happens.

You can learn to spell properly.

You can talk to snakes.

THE DUAL MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT WITH UR GF?

You can safely traverse glendale.

i honestly cant think of any

friendships that last for a lifetime

you can speak with me

you can get a job

Mother tongue:
>Can talk with your gardener
>Can shitpost on /lat/
>Can watch dross videos and july3p videos
>can ask for 5 pe to buy the wi to drink wi the pi in the pla

It's fairly difficult from what I've seen, my late grandfather spoke it but my dad didn't care to learn it, especially as he had no use for it.

Vast amounts of top tier literature and cinema. Easy registration on Russian torrent trackers and other web sites. Aaaand I guess that's it.

>we can't sale burgers
>are grill is down