Proud to be English edition
/brit/
crayon pop
>using $2 phrases
ah yes very interesting
lets all watch the chase together
lets not
>that one cuck who keeps shilling for black people
have just done a cheeky Aristophanes reference in my political economy essay
Have you ever seen anyone wearing a fedora irl?
lets all watch the chase together without
trilby: yes
fedora: no
lads what was that film where there was a woman with a sharp spike coming out of each tit and she tries to hug the protagonist? I think it might be a bond film
antman? i haven't seen antman
Yes
I managed to get a snapshot
>knowing the difference
me in the driver's seat
last week I saw a lad from my old high school wearing a top hat with steampunk goggles
yes
he was unironically kissing a cute blonde girl who was his gf
bored as hell and hungover lads, share your favourite goddamn emoticons from the MSN era
who /ABE/ here
serves you right for shopping at asda
a gentleman's 2nd most important accessory is his knowledge -- hat included
(1st ofc being your knife)...
This is only going to get worse. What can we do? Germans are being silenced and controlled by the press. France is being overrun. Sweden is dead. UK will fall if we don't leave the EU. How much longer can people ignore the fact that Islam as a whole is a major threat to Europe? Will we just pray for the people who fall in the next Islamic terrorist attack on our soil. When will people start getting angry? It's passive, sanctimonious, narcissistic energy after these attacks. NO ONE IS DOING ANYTHING.
What movie character is literally you?
I swear they based Tyler Durden off me: nihilistic, crazy rebel who plays by his own rules with a wicked sense of humour
only old distinguished men and not the BRONIES YOU SEE ON THE INTERNET sorry accidental caps lock
No, I'm /ABA/
ummm i was actually being ironic sweetie x :)
>nihilistic, crazy rebel who plays by his own rules with a wicked sense of humour
yeah saw someone with a MLP fedora to boot
FOB
really wish I grew up in japan in the 90s just in time for the street racing/dorifto scene.
Just had my first day on my first job lads but I still miss her.
>that one mong who uses buzzwords like cuck in a vague attempt to conceal the fact he's talking utter bollocks
The English flag looks nice
>there are "men" ITT that wouldn't smash the fuck out of this
evening boys
haven't slept for 30 odd hours
think i'm currently at the stage where i've lost my mind a bit
Anyone have that image where if you click it you download a virus?
>nobody died
why bother posting?
pipe down you rat
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this image is ludicrous
resist all temptations to reply
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good lad
^o)
bracket haitch bracket
Might have a wank to your boypussy if you showed it desu
this girl is really cute
*sends you a nudge*
*you don't realise you have the setting checked to automatically play them*
BIG
JUICY
KISS
*MWAH*
FACT: i know every single word to nelly furtado's promiscuous (ft. timbaland)
*sends you the big knock on your screen*
Fancy a game of tic tac toe la?
*irons my Thom Browne shirt*
yes I do own a Thom Browne shirt, move on with your life
Has there ever been a /brit/ with just Brits posting?
*user has invited you to start viewing webcam*
*ironically puts on nelly furtado's promiscuous (ft. timbaland) when drinking with mates*
*they all sing the mainstream bullshit parts that we all know*
*i continue to sing throughout all of it*
*they are visually intimidated at my staunch knowledge of mid 2000s r&b club bangers*
Rendezvous on Champs-Elysees
Leave Paris in the morning on T.E.E.
Trans Europe Express
*forces your head*
What are your plans for the weekend lads?
the song we're all thinking about: youtube.com
surfin the 'chon
>nelly furtado's promiscuous (ft. timbaland)
Good song
*puts on French Montana even though I know for a fact I'm the only one that likes him*
JUST ALIMONY MY SHIT UP
>thinking that far into the future
alright mr organised
Action posting really us the shittest gimmick on here.
No surprise it's mainly done by Abos and Yanktards.
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That isn't my complaint, my complaint is that it is fundamentally bad for the individual to be part of a democracy that gets bigger and bigger. The bigger the group the smaller voice you have, and the smaller the voice of any democratically elected representatives. Therefore you vote and your wishes become less important, which can only lead to a life full of compromises at best, and at worst, a serious decline in basic human liberties and standards. Big government and a continent wide federalisation is good only for the people at the top and that's why they all want it so badly even though it defies all logic and reason and is clearly against the interests of the vast majority of people.
FREEEEEEEEEEEESTYLER
WHACKA-MICROPHONE
Fun stuff
Can I get a (You)? Going through a dry patch.
>this guys teeth on the chase
*sings the chorus from Ignition (remix) by R. Kelly over Promiscuous because it is the better song*
*cues up Suga Suga ft. Frankie J by Baby Bash*
Supposed to go out with some lads from my new job
t.nervous
're welcome
*pulls the aux cord out of your phone*
*wrecklessly tosses your phone behind me to hear a loud bang*
*plugs my phone in and begin to play the latest hit smashes from the UK grime scene*
>*plugs my phone in and begin to play the latest hit smashes from the UK grime scene*
omg i love shut up haha put on shut up user x
literally just shit my pants trying to fart
sat her now with warm poo squashed again my arse
fuck sake
>Dear Graham, I am in love with my girlfriend's dad. HELP!
B urself
*argues about what constitutes grime, ultimately coming to the conclusion that Stormzy is not grime*
*plays the entire London Zoo album by The Bug*
Thanks. Really needed that.
Did you (You) see us get beat in the Champions League play off spot final?
Was quite heart wrenching desu
:c
*puts on crazy town's 'butterfly'*
*meekly sings*
come my lady come my lady you're my butterfly baby
*gazes forward to a portrait*
a song has never and will never encapsulated me better
*the portrait is revealed to be text on a whitebackground. the text says "the offspring - pretty fly (for a white guy)"
slightly cute girl on the chase next lads
daily reminder nearly every material thing in a normies life is heavily marketed towards them
if you dont succumb to normie marketing than you are immediately superior
haha really worried that everyone else has died and im the only person in this thread because *see that someone else just posted something* oh haha because before that i was the only person who posted for the past 3 posts (inclusive)
No more big boy pants for you young man.
Don't know what you're on about, >we won after the ref ended the match at half time, right? :S
*deletes all music off both of our phones and replaces it with power electronics*
*we listen to youtube.com
reminder that the future is mixed race, open relationships and wage slavery
Might be a fascist tbqh lads.
wrong mate the future is literally living within a computer simulation
*analyses your pineal gland levels*
ah i see
>there are people who consider this music
>ring parcelforce to see what's going on
>'we don't have any record of it lol'
FOR FUCKS SAKE
the bird in mgmt's 'kids' video clip is actually very attractive lads reckon if we ever met we'd get on just smitten and she would probably ask to be my gf
sdfasdf
Haha, I own three :)
A survivor from the EgyptAir flight has been found
Unpopular opinion: Jezza is a bit of a lad
Not content with doing anything at the moment, restless and depressive.
Send serotonin lmao.