Cuck shed edition
/cum/
Ian Gutierrez
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Chase Diaz
me
Jordan Green
alcoholism edition
Jayden Bailey
Passed my driving test.
At 27.
Nathan Sanchez
you're not special for getting drunk alone, stop it
Dylan Morales
>buy bottle of tequila to have for this weekend
>drank it all last night
this is why I should only 6 packs of beer. I can't trust myself and now I'm hungover.
Dylan Wilson
yes is am ifuck yuo
Dominic Walker
How do we fix Ontario, /cum/?
Brayden Walker
no one has intervented me yet im scaered
help
i think im fucked
Ayden Martinez
Destroying the hippies in Kensington Market.
Logan Ramirez
I might apply for a job at a home depot
what am I in for
Jaxon Roberts
I don't want to go to work today, but I took a vacation day on Monday.
Eli Cook
A German girl just told me it's a very bad idea to vote for Trump.
Levi Myers
Lumber
Nolan Nguyen
what's up with girls with shit make up jobs?
I mean if you're gonna do it everyday at least learn how to do it right.
Carson Butler
THICC
Elijah Allen
Zaporozhian Cossacks to the Turkish Sultan!
O sultan, Turkish devil and damned devil's kith and kin, secretary to Lucifer himself. What the devil kind of knight are you, that can't slay a hedgehog with your naked arse? The devil excretes, and your army eats. You will not, you son of a bitch, make subjects of Christian sons; we've no fear of your army, by land and by sea we will battle with thee, fuck your mother.
You Babylonian scullion, Macedonian wheelwright, brewer of Jerusalem, goat-fucker of Alexandria, swineherd of Greater and Lesser Egypt, pig of Armenia, Podolian thief, catamite of Tartary, hangman of Kamyanets, and fool of all the world and underworld, an idiot before God, grandson of the Serpent, and the crick in our dick. Pig's snout, mare's arse, slaughterhouse cur, unchristened brow, screw your own mother!
So the Zaporozhians declare, you lowlife. You won't even be herding pigs for the Christians. Now we'll conclude, for we don't know the date and don't own a calendar; the moon's in the sky, the year with the Lord, the day's the same over here as it is over there; for this kiss our arse!
Samuel Cook
Quit blog posting
just pass out already you obnoxious fuck
Jackson Rivera
...
Matthew Rivera
do some bants about Hitler
Ayden Harris
ok
Owen Mitchell
got a new asmrfu lads
I'm racking up quite the harem if I'm being honest
Samuel Brown
TP3
Charles Watson
Fuck you baby
Leo Sanchez
Fantastic post
David Adams
I know a lot of women who put it I daily and it still looks like ass
Pretty tragic
Noah Sanders
...
Owen Johnson
Based as fuck. Those cossacks also have a cool painting
Ryan Brown
Sorry to bother you fellas but could you pelase be nicer to mexican posters?
they keep posting in /lat/ where they're unwanted
Adrian Ramirez
Every time I hear a British accent I almost cry wishing I had one
So self conscious about having a murrilard accent I don't like to talk
Aaron Taylor
iktf
Gavin Robinson
I love Mexicans
Tyler James
Windsor
/o/
lol
\o\
Sarnia burn in hell
Sault is ok
Chase Powell
Pretty pathetic tbhfam
Ayden Johnson
yes, the venerable british accent, such a charm to listen to
Leo Williams
This girl probably farts oatmeal and sweet potatoes all day long.
Austin Edwards
Trashy woman but still a GOAT accent
Bentley Williams
nice proxy limey
Isaac Bailey
...
Kevin Richardson
lmao
Luis Lopez
...
Carter Evans
...
William Bailey
(You)
Gabriel Jenkins
Tell me about Bane, why does he wear the mask?
Daniel Wilson
Still not as bad as Phuc Dat Bich.
Levi Taylor
Bane?
Jack Parker
A due diligence report. What does diligence mean?
Joshua Adams
ebonics is truly to blame for these innocent foreign men and women's names being denigrated so. They must all rise up and fight back against not only the bastardization of their titles, but against the total disrespect of languages everywhere
race wars, now.
Jackson Bennett
Dominic Gomez
>due diligence
hate these meme phrases. It's just as bad as "trials and tribulations"
Hunter Gomez
I wish American English had a formal governing body like French. That would make things much simpler.
Lucas Campbell
Tfw the jews killed my waifu
Austin Morgan
...
Tyler Myers
I went on safari in South Africa. And while sneaking through the jungle I came across some native trials and tribulations.
Elijah Reed
...
Brody Wilson
She was right
Jason Rodriguez
Nah, lets see how far this will go.
Ian Price
did you know those penguins generally used to symbolize a happy group and/or environment are actually fighting?
youtube.com
Elijah Butler
How often do you hear british accents anyway? Why would you be self conscious when talking to other Americans?
Jose Thomas
Haha just got my dick sucked by a feminine twink and came in his mouth. Hilarious because I'm not even gay wahoo
Elijah Hernandez
>attention whore getting BTFO
nothing wrong with that
Dominic Sanders
That's a shame. At least they don't hurt each other tho.
Nathan Peterson
new Bond should be a Paki desu
Jason Sanchez
who up lol
Austin Jackson
not me, I'm always down
Carson Morris
:)
Landon Nguyen
NAZI PUTO
John Moore
Just because I fuck men doesn't mean I'm gay
Dominic Nguyen
By not explicitly mentioning Bonds female gender you might accidentally confuse people by making them think you want her to be male. Please be more specific in the future. Thanks.
Caleb Scott
>gender
I meant a fluid Bond, obviously. The fact that you even brought up "gender" makes me question if there's any hope for you at all.
Juan Wilson
This. I'm only top so it's okay haha.
I fucked this thing a few days ago. No homo right? Haha
Logan Martinez
Alex Jones is right
Aiden Thompson
really want a Canadian or Mexican gf
Jaxon Clark
I sincerely hope you didn't put your pee pee inside that disease reservoir.
Aaron Anderson
...
Ryan James
>moving for the second time in less than 6 months
I'm tired of this
For the first time in my life I want to quit being NEET so I don't have to deal with this shit and can live by myself.
Jacob Gonzalez
What are you, some backwards homophobe?!
Landon Rogers
>uncut
Kevin Jones
ew das yucky
Ian Phillips
No, user probably thinks he she or it looks like a slut and maybe you should get a test done pronto.
Isaac Scott
>he she or it
xer*
learn to use proper pronouns bigot
Nolan Green
i hate to be circumsised
Hudson Richardson
I've had the flu for a week straight, just a coincidence I think haha
Evan Wood
What's up senpai tell some more.
Michael Torres
who /wants to be called by they pronouns/ here?
Blake Lewis
>hey user, wanna go see Captain America with me?
Lincoln Smith
I found a T*rk at work, fucking bastsrds are getting more frequent here
Luke Stewart
>Implying you wouldn't suck this
Leo Nguyen
Pay. Reparations.
Dominic Perez
>wait user, let's go get drunk on my dad's boat!! Bring some friends too!
Nicholas Reyes
Gross
Christopher Hughes
>Bankees
yeah, no thanks
Carson Barnes
I was in usa month ago. Damn, I miss you, guys. Really nice weather, nice women, very exotic. Nice arcitecture.
Andrew Jenkins
Every girl I've been with has loved it ;]
Gabriel Powell
Trying to watch Mocking Jay pt 2
J law is so gross
Can sure as hell tell she's from Kentucky. Who the hell comes from Kentucky anyway??
It's no wonder these movies tanked going forward and she's ruining Xmen too.
Colton Jackson
It's pretty unimpressive desu
Julian Martinez
they gay pedophile jew
Chase Lee
whhy u hate me
Jack Lopez
Be nice to him!
Connor Hill
i'm finally gonna do it
i'm going to convince pretty women to let me take them a picture with their fingers on their chin pepe style