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janny's should be fine with this

crayon pop

Kyary

play it cool

staying in on a friday night again lads?

messaged a greek

WHY DIDN'T YOU PUT SAMMIN ON THE END OF IT

gf just sent me this from the sea

>tfw reported every drug dealer whilst at uni
>tfw got 8 people arrested and significantly reduced the flow of drugs through the university

felt good improving the lives of others

which thailad is this

abysmal posts

smash my balls into pieces

Zac here

AMA

feel like a missed another gimmick

Do you have a car?

nice one lad

reduce my testicles

Special Buddha day and alcohol is prohibited or something :( so stayed in

I'd rather not say

>5'6''

jezza ow wuz i gonna know av got tae put summink ondy end of it when she int telled me she wasnt on the pill like ow were i gonna know

prefer not to say

didn't realise it was friday

this 2bh

Me, forgot the name. Not original Thailad

Rather not say

JEZ AH THE END UT DAY

I drink too much

But that narrows you down to Bizarro or holiday nonce

haha youtube.com/watch?v=yqQK4Rtvv1c

>tell a girl i'm into emo music
>she starts banging on about american football
>tell her to fuck off yank

cannot stand the opposite sex

you're in the club and this 5'3 manlet walks up and slaps your gf on the arse

what do you do?

Holiday nonce I suppose

push him off his ladder

don't notice him

My stats

What are yours, runts?

Balance my pint on his head

this is a bad post

font

lads, i need some help reinventing myself. i've wanted to do it for a while. i'm sick of people looking at me and seeing the pasty-faced autist who doesn't talk to anyone.

here's my plan. i put on my best suit but leave out the tie to create a sort of business-but-also-informal look. i walk into the nearest student bar (i've heard people talk of it, but never seen the inside for myself). i approach the bar and ask the barmistress for a double rum and coke, clean, no ice, on the rocks, with a slice of lemon. that unique order will be what i'm known for. my calling card, perhaps. i'll say it clearly with my booming vibrato voice and everyone will say, "oh! he's here! the mysterious guy is here!" ("the mysterious guy" is what people will call me)

i'll speak low and make statements succinct. i'll walk over to girls, flip a coin in the jukebox, put on something slow and ask them to dance. if they refuse, i'll pull up a seat and chat to them about my life, my times, my thoughts and theories. i've had a lot of time to hone them, being a lone warrior most of my life.

do you think this will make me well known around campus? i only have a year left to make friendships before i graduate.

at the end of the day

end of

>Somewhat Ambitious
>Unemployed
>Some College

Slap him in the face and watch as he tries to hit me

No u

Okay

I woke up out that coma 2001
around the same time Dre dropped 2001

wasting my life

could be doing so many things

she wants a lad from wigan

>Granit Xhaka

do an enema

Drives me mad every day. Could be making something of myself but I piss my time away. Finished uni a year ago now and have made zero progress

Wigan is a travesty
t. Lives in Wigan

they always get police in at the next station if people refuse to open the toilets here

Just hit someone with my car lads haha

apparently got two songs on my hard drive called 'I Luv U', quite surprised at that

bum fluff is coming along nicley

really crap forced meme, give your head a wobble

i love you so much x

does liking really short girls exclusively make me a nonce ?

Went there once to watch a championship game against sheffield Wednesday. Most miserable game of football in a miserable town in freezing cold temperatures. And Wigan lost too.

Never again.

Alri zac

nonce

liking 10 year old vaginas makes you a nonce

Getting stoned and watching Super Troopers.

It's like I'm a teenager again

This
I fucking hate it there, planning to move back down to London

t. Southerner

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really like this video
gives me the feels

Anyone watching Coronation Street?

Poleaboo is glad to see how they're depicting the police as slimy, petty jobsworths who try to force charges onto people

giz a toke

who /onit/ tonight? heading out to pres in ten, having a couple of beers
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haha, indeed!

THE FUCKING KING OF THE NORTH

me

I actually thrive off attention and (you)'s

>A former teacher has been jailed for having sex with a 16-year-old pupil she groomed at school.

>Lauren Cox, 27, reportedly screamed as she was sentenced to a year in prison after admitting guilt to several counts of engaging in sexual activity with a child under 18.

>She had first met the boy at a school in south-east London, when he was aged 13, before starting a sexual relationship with him when he was aged 16.

>Cox also sent the boy explicit photos and videos during the course of their eight-month relationship in which they would meet after school and in the holidays.

LIFE ISN'T FAIR REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Yeah

How did things get so bad for a southerner to end up in Wigan lad?

This foreign born A- list model who is hoping that big budget movie will be her ticket out of modeling is having relationship issues because of her coke use. On the bright side, she has found a drug friend in the guise of this model who is the offspring of an old but working permanent A+ list celebrity

Just finished watching EastEnders.
What a Bobby Dazzler

CAPTCHA: [CURRENT YEAR]

me

orite lad

Were you at least here for the the one

South East or South West?

car ramrod

say car ramrod

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I thought 16 was legal here wtf?

literally how is it a crime

every little boy's dream to shag his teacher, especially if she looks like that

Lauren "touches little boy's" Cox haha

bit confused at this sentence

flakes of dandruff an inch long lads

literally engage in conversation and you might not be sad and lonely

ah yes this was definitely worth posting

Moved up there when I was like 8, cheap housing.

FOI

SE

>Poleaboo bought those denim shorts for £8

Good purchase, it will allow me to wear those tights and a range of my sisters tops

Glad that hopefully Bobby will get his shit pushed it

anyone want 2 play faceit with me?

see these little sluts man
little sluts like that they want jake man
little sluts
little sluts they want niggas man
hoes
white hoes
little white hoes
cave bitches
fuck white bitches man

yeah
affirmitive action is for white women, i thought you knew this by now but it seems you wasnt listening
a lot of feminists be acting like they down with it, but when it comes down to it trust me they aint down with it
piggy-backing off our struggles
who you fooling, they be talking down to black women and y'all wanna recruit them nah
i never had jungle fever, y'all dont please me, i just bust a nut in you ducks because you easy
i never vibe with feminists because every time we move the needle, y'all going shell beetle and play that victim shit
white hoes like mega man, blast it till you drop, take all your powers and keep gunning for the top
where were y'all feminists when Emett Till got killed and George Danny Jr was murdered, making picket signs?
im spitting facts unbiased, how can you trust a group whose only goal is to be white men's sidekick?
and you age like leather bags, you zombies, and find us full of women but my name aint Mit Romney
with those lips and those hips you ain't down mommy, stop fronting, acting black as damn hobby
dont trust them just fuck them, dont love them
they are not your friends, they are cacks, stop fronting
fuck their race fuck, fuck their creeds, fuck their world
it will be a cold day in hell before im down with a swirl

Is there a separate law for teachers? FFS

*passes the j*

Pull over.

Pull over further.

Bradley Cooper is gay?

didnt know that

there was a 2-thread long gimmick where a few people were putting "the" in front of everything because somebody said they were reading the private eye