ITT: we act as italian as possible

ITT: we act as italian as possible.

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mucho gracias senpai
Also,what is your flag?

MOZARELLA PIZZA PASTA PESTO RAVIOLI

Pay taxes

>See a foreign woman in the street
>Harass her with my firneds

VINNY MAMMAS PIZZA RECIPE GOT A STOLEN

he looks exactly like my father

it's san marino

mamma mia

Molto bene!

VITTO WHATSA THE MATTA ? DONT YOU CARE ABOUT FAMIGLIA ANYMORA ?

marco pasta

...

Am not Italian! I am from San Marino!

Italian-Americans

>threaten minorities on the street in order to 'look cool'
>are overly concerned with their annoying families, think other people care
>love putting sauce on things and calling it food
>overly proud of a shitty country they've never been to
>racist, hate jews and other groups

So all of that plus steroid use.

>itsa me, Mario
>mama cooked a lasagn-e-a
>thatsa spicey meetaball

Is this really how Italians speak?

>hey user, what's your heritage ? I'm of italian descent, sicillian and abruzzese

...

AHAHAHAHAHAHA [SLAPS STOMACH] VINNY HOLLY PEPPERONI [EATS ENTIRE 12 INCH PIZZA] THATS A GOOD A ONE YOU SILLY MOTHALOVA [COMMITS ORGANIZED CRIME] REMEMBER JOKES LIKE THAT FROM JOHNNY SALAMI [STARTS SCREAMING "AYYY"] AFTA DIS [BUYS UNNECCESSARILY LARGE LEATHER JACKET] WANNA HEAD OVA TO TOMMYS [GETS INTO OLD BUICK] AND HANG?KAPEESH? [BRAGS ABOUT MOTHER]

>dov'è un bar?

...

ey mama is being such a terrone, let me hug my waifu pillow in peace

sì, ehm, correcto!

Eyyyyy fettuccine quattro formaggi!

>you'll never be part of a big italian famiglia

ma daaaii dai dai cooosa dai ma cheee

È lui o non è lui?

They sound pretty good.

So they've done nothing wrong?

They're based then

delet

They sound okay to me.

GUMBÀ PEPPERONI PROVOLONI FETTUCCINE FRAPPUCCINO CAPPUCCINO?

per piacere, caca in bocca

Time to change sides

My Candibar!
My Candibar!
Mi Choco-la-tiino!

>walking through a little cobblestone seaside Italian village
>a man in standing in the middle of the street wearing a white tanktop
>he is yelling to another shirtless man who is poking his head out of a 2nd floor window
>they are shouting and gesturing at each-other
youtube.com/watch?v=t30JzS0LHpk

kek

Maqueeeeeeeeee, porche tu insulte mia mama !!!!????

AYYYY CHE COSA HAI DETTO? YOU OFFEND MY COUNTRY, BELLA ITALIA?!?!

I GIVE YOU PUNCH IN DE FACE, KAPISH?

>I GIVE YOU PUNCH IN DE FACE
Wow, the meme is true. That is what the Italian guy says in the video.

Heh.

eyyy hold up
*eats gabagool*
you talkin to me?
*runs fingers through greasy hair*
ey ey paisano
*scratches chest hair*
this fucking guy ova hea
*pays protection money to mob*
this jabrononi finna tell me
*grabs balls*
he tellin me that
*crosses self*
we be romans and shit?

youtube.com/watch?v=AXoxHStbAFE

LUCA TONI PEPPERONI TORTELLONI
LUCA SEI PER ME
NUMERO UNO

>be in a cafe
>smoking
>drinking coffee (not lavazza because it's disgusting)
>playing cards
>talk about how Milan AC is going to come back
>whistling any pretty girl that walk by

Am I good?

mamma mia

>>whistling any pretty girl that walk by
the only stereotype about italy that has no ground in reality
never seen or heard of anyone doing that
and I come from a pretty backward part of Italy

Mama mia I hope I can move out of my mom's house before my 40th birthday

I think it comes from Italians in places like NY 2bh, they're a pretty disgusting peoples

TUTTI FRUTTI
FORZA ITALIA
MAMA MIA

PORCO DIO QUESTO FILO!!! *does hand gesture*

RAVIOLI RAVIOLI
GIVE ME THE FORMUOLI

che cosa imbecile!

It's Zuppa Romana
youtube.com/watch?v=poPmNJy4jB4

it's also Pasta e fagioli
youtube.com/watch?v=DVCvlwER8lA

rip in polenta, Lino

I switcha da side!

>be in Naples
>get shot

>Pasta e Fagioli

I will never understand why Pedro reacted like that with Amadeus

>the only stereotype about italy that has no ground in reality
There isn't a single stereotype about us that's actually true... hand gestures maybe but it's more complex than that

the whole part about drinking coffee, playing cards and talk about football is more or less correct but only limited to rural areas imo.
The cat calling not so much

youtu.be/O84Po09TeeY

madonna ragazzi

do foreigners really do this?

>No no friend, I am northern italian, do not confuse me with those disgusting southern italian mongrels

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>ketchup
Disgusting

looks like typical Italian food :^)

A shitskin Southern Italian tried to talk to me the other day, I told him what I tell all shitskins: Italy is for the nords. Get out you fucking swine.

WTF, is that ketchup?

...

a Hungarian guy once told me that they do put ketchup on pasta but I thought he just wanted to provoke me.

only some of the literal plebs

especially americans

I do this too.

LOL NO KETCHUP TASTES HORRIBLE

Sounds right. Been to Italy. Italian people are great. Italian Americans are a whole different fucking animal. What the FUCK is Mootzarella?

>Ayo Hold Up, Lenny, are you tellin' me

(scoff down pizza)

>That durin the Ancient Times

(scratches chest through tank top)

>Y'know with the Empiyas an' all dat

(puts on leather jacket)

>That we

(committs organised crime)

>Were some sorta Emperors

(hastles minorities)

>N shit?

sings in public places in italian despite being in spain not in italy

people find this charming not the actions of an oddball

Topkek

kek'd

wew

bretty gud, now do one for renaissance italy

The only food that tastes good and actually counts as food comes from the specific neighbourhood, town or region that I am from. It is fresh, authentic, simple and healthy.

Food from another neighbourhood, town or region is not only inedible but it is not actually food.

I want to know

No

*changes sides in a war*

Lol XD

maybe

Ciao Giuseppe

>italy is-a white!

What's the problem?

Not seeing much of a problem here

>italy is not white

when will this meme die out?

bra-fucking-vo, user

you tell me

>Brown manlets
>"but we're white!"

OK

Do you guys like Dean Martin and Frank Sinatra

>yes because I'm not a faggot

>this is not considered white on Sup Forums

wew...WEW

JEZUS

>could lighten up a cathedral at night just by walking in it
>had your 母亲 blow me while standing up

you know that white means germanic right?


only germanics are white, romans werent pale skinned people

go back to germany or denmark, subhuman germanic