Descibe this country in two words. Be honest and no memes

Descibe this country in two words. Be honest and no memes.

commie
poor

don't care

street porn

Czech em

hot women

Český lovec

Cheap beer

Skoda
Pivo

porn
beer

good beer

Eastern Europe

what's the difference between Bohemia and Moravia

Skoda Francie

Böhmen Mähren

A FUCKING GOOK IN POLAND

I just crushed Bohemia as Brandenburg in EU4. Thought you all would want to know...

Skulls for the skull throne.

Bohemia = gyppo-slavic edge masters
Moravia = noble catholic Europeans

Bohemia is rich and makes the beer.
Moravians are Slovak/Pole rapebabbies.

GIB SUDETENLAND

In Slovenian, škoda means damage or a pity. Is it the same in Czech and are there any jokes about the company's name if so?

> Italian edyucashion

Moravia=Slavs who used to have Empire
Bohemians=got cucked by Moravians

Škoda peněz

Slavic porn

gotcha

what empire ?

Two words won't do you justice, so I'll go with three

Meth, hookers, Prague

t. I live a 30 minute drive away from the Czech border

Great Moravia

A fantasy amalgamation of Great Moravia and Pribina's and Kocelj's Pannonian Duchy that was established throughout Slovak history schoolbooks in 1993, perhaps as early as 1945.

t. eternal German

The bad part of Germany or the good part of Germany?

You forgot gypsies

did it exist?

no navy

surprisingly comfy

No kernkraftwerks

Certainly, the borders are debatable but not the existence

butthurt

parts that border Austria = comfy, tradition, freedom, nature
parts that border Germany = poverty, rapes, immigrants, communism, gypsies, get shanked in broad daylight by hooker

Why?

Because southern Moravia >>>> Mordor >>> northern bohemia

>not even 1 moreta
shit empire

Moravia is a meme, it doesnt exist.. you gotta choose
either you are Slovakia or Czechia.

Bohemia is a mene you Gotta choose you either heim ins Reich or protectorate

They're sound

degenerate people

i have no clue what is moreta

You are a Gook why are you discusng European History like you are a native ?

Denn Reich, ich denke.

Slovosled pico

Bavaria, so the good part ostensibly

No we don't get those. Your Vietnamese need to either start peddling decent drugs or fuck off

hes probably a hungarian in denial living in czechia

BULGARIA NA TRI MORETA!!

never heard of it either t b h f a m
probably some nonsense
I didnt mean it to be single sentece you fgt

Moravian living in Moravia actually. Never heard of "czechia".

What city? I lived like 10 minutes from Bavarian border and about 20 from Saxon.

Nessa Devil

this haha

Superior czech product desu

>Reverse image search
>First result, "How to Kiss a Girl the First Time in Your Room: 10 Steps"

best girl desu

That's an average argie girl

Also neither of them have the long torso Nessa has

You know Hof? That's where I'm from originally, currently in Nürnberg

haha Hof? Have you played football from years cca 2004-2008 in Hof?
We might've been teammates.

From Franzensbad currently in Prague.

?

best beer

Is there a different tutorial for kissing the same girl outdoors?
>long torso
And you like fake tits apparently

No mate, not anymore at that age. But I do remember there was some sort of Czech-German football club around here, right?

What are you up to in Prague, what's life like? I've only done touristy stuff over there but fuck, it's literally the GOAT City in Europe.

>there was some sort of Czech-German football club around here, right?
yeah the german kids had to learn czech (they usually didnt)
the czech kids had to learn german (was enforced by nazi officiers)
and thre rivalry was pretty nice, every autumn we had snail fight (like snowball fight, but with snails)

>What are you up to in Prague, what's life like?
Well I gave up on school since it was fucking boring, now I will have new entrance exams and stuff. Life is much more
lively here, people everywhere, parties everywhere, drunk people everywhere.

>it's literally the GOAT City in Europe.
Marktrediwtz, dude that city is so fucking comfy
Franzensbad is pretty good if you wanna have 3 kids and care about nothing else. (Have you been near the Swan lake? Thats where I lived)

>Marktredwitz

Lad why?! It's boring as fuck. We wouldn't go there if not for the Media Markt.
If you wanna visit a top tier city in Bavaria may I suggest Regensburg or Nürnberg, even München is still nice these days.

>drunk people

kek, I know. Whenever I go to Prague nowadays, I just eat too much knedliky and trdelnik and drink too much Budweiser (the real one, not the American pisswater kind) and Pilsner Urquell

>Lad why?! It's boring as fuck.
Ye but the city is cute, everything is small and painted in cheerful colours.
I've been to München though just passing by to get to airport.

I've been planning some Europe-trip for quite some time with my mates, so I might
pay a visit to Bavaria esp. since it's really nearby.

>Budweiser (the real one, not the American pisswater kind) and Pilsner Urquell
Try Staropramen unfiltered (its seasonal, but in summer they are sure to have it)
its the perfect summertime beer.

Total shit

Cheers, hope you enjoy it! I'm off to sleep now.

backstabbing traitors

I know so little about it, so basically just "Poland 2"
Speak some sort of Polish, look like Poles, have similar economy to Poland... they should just (re-)unite desu

Velvet Revolution