Not going to lie to you lads

Not going to lie to you lads
A little bit of me dies inside whenever I see a non - native English speaker using Americanism
Even more so when it's a European

P-please don't forget about the letter 'u'

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It's the Europeans that hurt the most, like come on lads we're on the same continent, please don't do this to us

the empire has fallen, perfidious albion

keep up the good work, international community

Brexit's gonna happen anyway, so we may as well start speaking american already, right?

iktf

>British """""English""""" is dogshit.

Cheers mate, the cavalry's here

If it helps, New Zealand English is derived from British English.

We use "colour", "favourite" etc. Our newscasters also used to speak in a Received Pronunciation accent back in the 70s because that sounded more formal.

color
flavor
honor
gray
check

daily reminder that america is working hard every day to slay the vile british sea creature once and for all

countries of the world, if we unite together we can finish this

I say colour but I also say honor :D

Oi cunt, that's not correct New Zealand English.

I speak English with a glorious Dutch accent and my spellchecker is American English. I'm good.

USA got the cultural victory.

cheque these sweet dubs

I only face British English when I listen to music. It's pretty useless 2bh

Latin America will soon force cultural victory over the US

>some user talks to you in Spanish to show closeness
>uses mexican slang

Do Brits really say chemist's shop instead of pharmacy?

>implying British English is a thing
It's just called English mate

At least it isn't "Drug Store" like in USA.

Pharmacy isn't an Americanism is it? That's what we call them round here anyway

And yet here we are, communicating in english.

Btw, one thing that always got me mad about you was the so called "impeachment" on Dilma, don't you have an expression for that in portuguese?

Hmm maybe but they still speak English because if us and everyone ITT is speaking English so I'm taking this one for us

bruh most people say pharmacy, only plebs say drug store

Because he's memeing and doesn't know how things work here.

By saying "pharmacy" you're supporting Big Pharma.

I've heard some old people (60 and over) call pharmacy a ''chemist's shop'' in UK. But you'd know better.

Drugstore just sounds awful.

pharmacy and chemists are both correct in ireland and the uk
only pharmacy is correct in america

Never heard 'chemist shop' to be fair, maybe simply 'the chemists'
I agree though drug store really is terrible

>unironically like British English better
>try to speak it irl
>"user why are you so being so pretentious"
>"what's with the fake accent user"
>"drop that ridiculous accent, it doesn't suit you"

you can't win

It's quite interesting now that I dig a bit deeper into this. I've always said zucchini instead of courgette (which I've never even heard of), and I always say chips when I order fries and crisps when I buy potato chips.

Also harbour, flavour, colour and so on.

Very good lad, don't let them get you down, real English is the way to go

I never understood the beef Yanks and Brits have with this. Their versions of the language literally differ by one letter in a few words of the dictionary.
Who the fuck cares how it's written when it's practically the same?

Shut up

I dunno? Maybe it reminds me that we're now in Americas shadow?
But really English is our language so when I see someone using their spelling it pissed me off

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DELETE IT

I run an English school in Krakow. One of our selling points is that we teach American English. We point out the differences in spelling and pronunciation, but are diligent about making clear the superiority of the American dialect, particularly when it comes to pronunciation.

You guys are hellaciously lazy when it comes to articulating your words, and it crosses all class barriers.

I mean... even a simple word like "water." Where's the R man? Where's the love? And that's best case scenario. Half the time it'll come pooping out like wa'a. Not even a bloomin' bloody bollocky T.

And the "u"? Just yesterday I taught a class where I shat all over that nonsensical jive-ass turkey.

Brits are upset that we surpassed then culturally.

>Mackintosh is suppose to be a raincoat.

Now that's silly. We had an elderly english teacher in junior high who would only accept british words, american english would give you minus points. God bless her.

>Maybe it reminds me that we're now in Americas shadow?
how old are you? you've been in America's shadow since 1946, gramps

BASED POLAND

I honestly hate you
>Brits are upset that we surpassed then culturally.
Partly yes, but with the land and everything else not it was pretty much impossible for USA to nor become the most powerful county in the world
Wish you would pay more respects to your creators though

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Oh hey you forgot to use vowels Poland. Not to worry, I have some here uuuu

>kiwi talking about vowels

No one wants to bother with your overcomplicated bullshit.

You sound like a fucking faggot.

>Wish you would pay more respects to your creators though
cringy m8
american culture is english descended but they fought a war with ye specifically to be american, not english. no reason for them to """"""""respect""""""""" ye

>>kiwi talking about vowels
>American talking about education

We do though. Outside of Canada and Australia you guys are well liked here. People follow the British monarchy and Hollywood is filled with brits. Not to mention that our music is derived from British music

>small ben
lol

Try this...

"The sixth sheik's sixth sheep's sick."

No we fought a war because we weren't treated as equals while filthy scots were

>an American thinks he's educated

>faggot
And you sound like a fucking yank piss off
Fair enough, in general you're probably right
I meant mostly on Sup Forums though

>our music is derived from British music

Which is derived from black American music.

Bit different really mate
I don't even like Scots but I at least thing the whole island of Great Britain should be one county

Not even going to bother with your b8 tonight.

That's because half of the Americans that post here are foreign.

Well this escalated quickly. Now your only missing Australians and their take on this.

Scots and other protestants were covered under the rights of Englishmen. But English men born in the colonies weren't

>Being upset that you're not liked on INT
Now i know you're a fucking poofter.

Bit different really mate
I don't even like Krauts but I at least thing the whole continent of Europe should be one county

We've used "do the messages" to mean "go shopping", and "wee" to mean "little" in out family. There's a bit of scottish heritage in the family tree.

>A New Zedlander thinks his opinion matters

>tfw irrelevant enough to not get bothered by "terrorists"

What is the American definition of 'foreign'
I thought that regardless of background, if they come and adopt to 'the American drwam' then they're an American
Stupid comparison really, Britain is only a small island so there shouldn't be any borders on it
Europe is a whole continent with conflicting cultures, can't really be compared

As a glorious country part of the Constitution, I know that my opinion matters, and much more than the opinion of a half-mexican separatist :^)

>tfw I correct british english to american english on wikipedia and cite it as "misspelled"

I meant the American dream
Apologies, I've had a few drinks tonight

We do get a lot of you yankees coming here on holidays and honeymoons though. Whole groups of you speaking in loudly your obnoxious accents, fully dressed up in camping gear with huge backpacks.

Either Americans or Canadians, not that they sound any different.

>scottish, welsh and english culture dont conflict
wew
this is your anglocentricism talking honestly.

americans don't have accents you retard

Brits are human shit, fuck lizzy, Brexit this board please.

>proud dunedin resident 100% scottish heritage, more scottish than the scots even

Foreign students studying and mexicans and other Hispanics trying to talk to other brown trogs.

I only come to /int to talk to other anglos and occasionally the french

nigga shut your dumb ass mouth
i would slap you if you were my cousin

Kiwis fuck goats, so the terrorists see you as their own kind.

>fucking goats when sheeo are objectively superior
wew

>we don't have accents
It's like every one of you has just suffered from a stroke, and it's considered normal over there

>he thinks Kiwis fuck goats
American """"""""banter"""""""" everybody

You know what's the best? When a Brit uses an Americanism or American spelling.

They're different cultures yes, as with the 100+ different religional cultures within England
This doesn't come close to the cultural differences on the continent though
In reality there is no reason why there should ever be borders on the island of Great Britain ever again

Careful guys, this kid's about to go on another school shooting

nice banter

You didn't create shit, you tried to stop us, if there's anyone we should respect with regards to our creation it's the French

Who I may remind you are a much more powerful nation than you as well, and if they didn't have international law to worry about they could steamroll your pathetic little island whenever they wanted

> people actually think like this

Since when do stroke victims actually articulate their phonemes regularly, while the rest drop half of them?

The toilet really flushes the wrong way down there, innit ma'?

>they could steamroll your pathetic little island whenever they wanted

With their vehicles that have 3 gears to go forwards and 5 gears in retreat

>english teacher
>'user, when teaching can you use an american accent?'

I dont even know...

Luckily it's not very common on Sup Forums
But most normies here who are cucked by American popular culture are really bad for irl
Have to resist so hard not to tell people to 'fuck off yank' in two life

>grezczczczorzczcz brezcezczcoviczcz talking about not pronouncing all the letters in a word

>poland
>talking about plumbing again

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greatest ally

白豚外人帰れ!!!

While yes we didn't actually create the United States yes, we still had a lot of influence
See: the language


And what the fuck are you on about? Myself nor anyone else has tried to claim we're more powerful than you in the current year????

Yes you're the most powerful country in the world well done

Although most brits don't like this fact, we wouldn't deny it

誰もそんな日本語を話さないよ

this is our new national anthem desu

see