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Islam

oops looks like he spelt that word incorrectly

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this isn't art because i don't like it

Allahu Akbar

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ahhh yes, $650,000+ sounds like quite the deal!!

it's a "argue about irrelevant things to momentarily forget about our lives" thread

great

>10,000 litre Water Tank with pump

that would make for a big bong

>spent all year hiding in my room because people terrify me
>a few minutes ago I thought 'fuck it' and made a cup of tea in the communal area
>there were four normies talking animatedly as I went in
>all of them immediately shut up
>ten seconds later I had the kitchen to myself

Feels good man. Remember, normies are more scared of you than you are of them.

sure you can but only if you have some actual insight and education on it.

people who dismiss all contemporary art for flimsy reasons are almost always retards

*doesnt do my assignment*


ah yes

Except that is art, because you can clearly tell the how it took a lifetime of mastering to get there.

doubt it will sell for that much
you can get bigger houses in nicer suburbs (Haberfield, Concord, etc.) for less

*turns on Skepta's magnum opus 'Konichiwa'*
Yes, I am quite the Grime connoisseur

dont understand how youre going to live your life like that

>nicer suburbs
>(Haberfield, Concord, etc.)

ah yes hello gino dellatorre!

still dont understand how my dad sold his 3 story house 3 blocks from the bay for a loss hahaha

absolutely fuming

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not art

This isn't the 1960s anymore, grandpa. Those areas are now populated by the Chinese.

Nor do I desu, but that's beside the point

cos hes a dumb abonigger

that is true

my parents bought their house in late 2005 for an absolute steal because the owners had bought a new house and couldn't afford to move unless they dumped the house. they cut like 50 to 100k off of what would be expected and we bought it 2 days after it went on sale for like $550,000.

we got the house valued two years ago and it's now worth 1.1 to 1.2 million hahahaha absolutely rekt

this is art because I like it

objectively speaking nicer suburbs than Balmain

You can clearly see the objective conscious of the creator. It's art.


Art isn't subjective. If someone shits on the street, that's not art. That's just a pile of shit. Deal with it.

>normie mongoloids actually think they're fit to judge art based on how '''pretty''' it is
howling

>mfw daddy's a real estate tycoon with 8 properties in burwood and campsie and rents them all out to chinese expats at exorbitant prices

reminder a picture of an ashtray was sold for milions

>grandma's unrenovated house in a dead end suburb (Rockdale) sold for 1.6
hmm...

desu the reverse is equally applicable
>You can clearly see the objective conscious of the creator. It's art.
that's incredibly subjective

Nobody cares, wanker.

>throwing intelligent conscious and creation out the window for the sake of trying to appear enlightened. All art is equal. It's 2016 people

Howling as well

well that was rude

no it isnt

fucking hell

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This is art because I like it

1.6 what

going for a walk

I didn't think it was rude. Not my fault you're such a fucking crybaby sook.

give me $400 right now or i'll fucking FLIP the fuck out

Who am I to judge? I realize it's just screaming like baboons, but I'm just a dumb, white male in 2016, so I can't judge them

you should come to the realisation that whatever key buttons you press can have a real effect on someone elses life

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>1.3 million
ah yes, I have always wanted to purchase the equivalent of a stationary caravan for 1,300,000 dollars

dook a

1.6 gigawats

>looking at houses in my area (Blacktown)
>even 2 bedroom, 1 bathrooms shacks built in the 1960s are selling for over $600,000

Welp, looks like I'm going to be living with my parents forever.

>Your opinions about art are wrong because I implied you're a stupid leftist

man posting utter wank like this only further shows that your experience with arts is nothing more than shite you've seen online by middling art students or "epic" baroque paintings

Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Cyber Bullying Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Screen Like Nigga Close Your Eyes Haha

>>looking at houses in my area (Blacktown)

get a job

the cheapest places in my neighbourhood is a new massive apartment development that sets you back $500,000 for a one bedder hahahahaha fucking mental

>Why yes, I am qualified to make sweeping generalizations about art despite having a layman's knowledge and seemingly no ability to effectively argue my point

NOW LISTEN UP
HERES A STORY
ABOUT A LITTLE GUY WHO LIVED IN A BLUE WORLD

>Blacktown
oh dear

im a gigolo

could move to adelaide haha

Westmidslad was a normie twat who never belonged posting here anyway, someone post his pics again I forgot to save

AND ALL DAY AND ALL NIGHT AND EVERYTHING HE SEES IS JUST BLUE LIKE HIM INSIDE AND OUTSIDE

>Hahaha......don't you know nothing is sacred anymore, amigo? See this piece of poop? BAM, that's art, because it makes me think of things.

Have you accepted Christ, user?

>3 UK flags out of 58

"/brit/"

This is an apple

>I hate contemporary art

yes it's a perfect representation of modern britain

a diverse a multicultural cesspit

There's a town in Texas called White Settlement

Americans are objectively the worst posters

pls no bully it's not that bad

No thanks, that would be even worse than where I am

why are australia so dear lads? has there been a crocodile hunting related economic boom? does shitposting really pay that well?

Correct. If we subjectively think about it..this orange can be anything. It's 2016 of course

ironic considering it's in texas

>dear

drop everything and read?

False analogy

Lads my friend made me take 1 gram of MCAT

I'm absolutelu fucked m8s

could do with some love boys i need to sleep

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there were probably cunts shelving pingas to this song like 15 years ago hahahaha plebs

No, that would be Australians, and you in particular.

That's subjective

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Incorrect

Where do you live?

Is friendship a lie, lads?

2 days till overwatch buds

>The name of White Settlement originated as a result of there being two settlements in the area: one occupied predominantly by Native Americans (near where Fort Worth is located today), and the other one being occupied by white settlers. The latter settlement received the name "White Settlement" as a way to distinguish itself from the Native American settlement. The city was incorporated in 1941.[8]

>On October 14, 2005, city leaders announced a plan to have local voters decide on a possible name change for the town from White Settlement to West Settlement. In the November 8 election, the name change was overwhelmingly rejected by a vote of 2388 to 219.

>Should we as intelligent humans REALLY be in charge of judging another human's creation? No way! It's all subjectivity. 2016.

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hmm, why yes 1.4 million for a literal favela house is simply an unbeatable deal

It's only incorrect from your subjective views

coorparoo/east brisbane area.

you get the occasional house below that, but at one point apparently that's just about all you could cop for 500k according to someone from work who was scouring the area to buy a place.

I wish we were full of Australians and Amerifats.

>coorparoo/east brisbane area.

doxxed

meet me on Caxton Street tonight at 11pm and I'll deck/kiss you x

You lads don't honestly think the only art made today is shock art?

also shock has its own value if it is truly novel and shocking
most wannabe art school grad shock artists don't innovate


when was the last time any of you went to an art museum or show or gallery or anything?
when was the last time you read up on art history?

this is the millionaire lifestyle in Australia

boys htis MCAT is major

oh my gd

STILL HAVENT GOT ANY SLEEP IN THIS FUCKING TENT

That's because of the location. Of course houses in the inner west will be expensive because it's right near the CBD.

Check your privilege. I have much worse than you do.

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Might try out CK2 lads
Getting sick of Victoria 2 haha

AH VOOT LABOOR CUZ ME MAM END DAWD TOOLD ME TOO

I think the argument is whether art should be judged or if it shouldn't be judged, not if today's art is good

There are of course tons of art today that is good

Unfortunately, there are many bored people who daydream of being an artist, and they think anything they do is art

hate what the DLCs have turned CK2 into
its such a shitshow now and horribly broken after too long

they need a DLC to balance everything out rather than more gimmicks

Why don't you give Stellaris a go, I'm torrenting it at the moment

kanye is literally the greatest artist since michelangelo

meet me at fucken cooparoo maccas and ill lay you out bruv