Banter with American

>banter with American
>he tips me

>wrong flag
>wrong country name

someone call Hiro

>he tips me

>banter with an American
>he shoots me

>the poor man's Peru

that was a donation because you live in a third world country lol

Oh wait it's actually the right name, but still wrong flag. Also sorry for autismoing your thread OP.

Haha, good joke man.

Take my last 3 dollars.

>banter with American
>he starts talking about his nuclear stockpile

>banter with american
>his white house burns down

>talking to yourself

>banter with swede

>get blacked

>lightly banter an american
>12 replies

>reply to an argie
>ASJKASJKASJKAS CHICANOOOO

Myanmar or taiwan? I'm confused

>tfw you can't tip americans since they're fat

Czechia or Sillypenis?

It's Burma's old flag, they replaced it with this ugly piece of shit in 2010

>some foreigner tries to banter me
>let them know that the USA has never lost a war
>foreigner sheepishly scampers away back to whatever commie hellhole he came from

Their old flag was like Taiwan only with commie gears and wheat bullshit in the canton

Vietnam never happened I suppose.

1812
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Friendly reminder that the might of the entire US military couldn't defeat a handful of Canadian farmers armed with sticks and rocks

>Where is the Canadian subject who can truly affirm to himself that he has been injured by the government in his person, his property or his liberty? Where is to be found in any part of the world, a growth so rapid in prosperity and wealth as this colony exhibits? We wish and hope for peace but must be prepared for war. We are engaged in an awful and eventful contest. By vigor we may teach the enemy this lesson: that a country defended by free men, enthusiastically devoted to the cause of their King and constitution cannot be conquered. Heaven will look favorably on the manly exertions which the loyal and virtuous inhabitants of this happy land are prepared to make to avert the dire calamity of losing the support of Britain.

>Canadians fought 1812
LEL

>Be grocery bagger in a tourist city
>it's European Season
>they buy all the weird shit none of the natives buy
>they also buy all the chintzy touristy shit like sun hats and the overpriced beach toys
>After bagging their shit they try and tip me
>who the fuck tips a bagger
>even wear a giant badge that says NO TIPPING, PLEASE
>tell them "Thank you but this is complimentary"
>tell me, in broken English, "No no we insist, take it!"
>"n-no, thank you"
>Seriously I could get fired for taking it
>Start try to shove it in my pockets
>Any pockets
>including my ass pockets
>have to do a strange jig to get the europeans away from my ass
>Takes them 5 minutes to get the message
>They always leave mildly offended and very confused

I swear to fucking god you guys need to chill out on the tipping meme you don't need to tip EVERYONE you see

like I'm not joking when you europeans start chasing my ass with a 5 dollar bill it really starts to send the wrong message

>war of 1812
>Canadians saying they fought in this war
>Canada was founded in 1867

>american education

I think this photo is in relation to the St. Lawrence River...upstream is upper, downstream is lower

>banter an American
>he replies seriously

Every fucking time

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It's hard to tell with you latins. A lot of you are assblasted at the US

>Banter with america
>Get sued

See you in court

DELETE THIS NOW

>Banter with america
>lose every chance of statehood or independence

America was called America before it was a country you mong, we were still just Brits at the time

>banter with American
>he establishes a dictatorship

nobody in the thirteen colonies called themselves British since like the earliest days of Virginia

Assblasted how?

yeah that's fucking right you god damn taco nigger you better fucking take tierra del fugo or what the fuck ever from argentina or we're going to do it again

Politics mainly. A lot of socialists from south America it seems.

>banter with American
>he starts crying

>banter with an American
>he accuses you of being a marxist

>fucking marxists never admit to being marxist

say this fucking shit to my face and not online then see what happens

>Be american
>See chilean showing self deprecating humor
>TNATS RIGHT -GOLDENGRIN.jpg- I WON THE BANTZ XDDD FUCKIN NIGGERS LOL

>banter with an australian
>he calls you a fucking leaf

Fuck Australia and banter, why does no one understand canadian humour?

>Be american
you could have just stopped there

We understand it, it's just that it's shit

>banter an American
>he delivers freedom to you

any REAL allies would know that Vietnam was a CONFLICT and not a WAR
duh

>say something nice to an American
>he kill the commies and give you the freedoms

It's a labor of love

>9gag

Oh, I thought that was you committing suicide to escape living in a permafrost hell hole.

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americans are always so embarrased when it comes to 1812. keep on denying the fact that you got your shit pushed in by canadians bruh. whatever makes you feel better.

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>This is what Canadians ACTUALLY believe

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>canada
>existing in 1812
its like italians claiming the achievements of the romans

shut the fuck up we don't do that

Not only was it us vs the British empire, you still didn't even win

>that'll be $12.99 plus mandatory tip

MALVINAS

>mobileposter replies to the wrong person
F U C K
O F F

I knew who I was replying to, I'm telling you it wasn't us vs Canada, but us vs your incompetent asses

Also how fucking aspie do you have to be to actually care whether or not someone is posting from a phone what the fuck lol

kek

you didn't even win, so what the fuck are you bragging about?
not that I was even talking about the war anyway, you fucking sperg. You're the exact reason why these threads are so funny.

>""""""""""""""""""""""""banter""""""""""""""""""""""""

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Can you honestly not understand the point I was trying to make

The war of 1812 didn't involve Canada, and we didn't lose, that's it, that's all I'm saying, because Canadians don't seem to understand history

it involved Canadians
and that's not what my post was about anyway
go reply to a leaf if you want to cry about it

banter isn't funny, its just bullying and you know that

>banter with american
>he posts KOT BLINI

>Banter with Amerifat
>He thinks im calling him healthy

>banter with american
>he calls me toothpaste

nigger

You must have a pathetic life if all you do is just make fun of people on the internet just because of the country they're from. Seriously, get a life, dick.

Luxembourg. Lol

>banter with american
>he nukes us

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>american replies to my post
>burn down the white house

>Banter with serbs
>They get bombed by nato

>Banter with American
>Easter?

>Banter with American
>Can't even hear myself think or talk over the clapping

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are you guys jelly of Canadians or what's the story

you became cute

you had it coming leaf fucker

>banter with american
>he overthrows our democracy and gives the power to a military junta

>the USA has never lost a war
you lost the war on drugs

>Banter with American
>Is Mexican

>banter with american
>he decides against investing in eastern poland

>Banter with American
>replies with what color his skin is

>Banter with an American
>He starts insulting UAE instead

>Banter with an American
>9/11

> banter with american
> he googles insults

>Banter with Israel
>An American replies