/brit/ + /nz/

Lads

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ummm... NO

wish all my friends would stop being dickheads and break up with their gf's and start having parties again

What's wrong with this picture? You have 3 guesses.

are you implying they're not an empire? how dense are you? they're culturally, economically, and militarily an empire

haha...

get them to invite their gf's m8s to a pre drinks or something

bit dog if they don't at least do that

if you like yanks so much then why don't you move to yankland?

citrus acid touching egg and white stuff
How do you define empire? If you're talking about it being a collection of states.. maybe.

oh fuck off im not saying i like yanks but im fucking sick of you poms (and you pom loving anti-australian cucks like yourself) giving people shit for having seppo influences

fucking delusional cunts hovering around an old /anglo/ general having some sort of completely unwarranted superiority complex

>an extensive sphere of activity controlled by one person or group.

The orange still has the peel on it.

posting in /australia/ + /asia/

>(0) zero colonies

you and yanks,
sitting in a tree,
K-I-S-S-I-N-G.
First comes love,
then comes marriage,
then comes baby
in a baby carriage!

a biting retort

...yh yh it's just a gimmick

Me on the left

>start of uni
>friends are all single
>see them weekly, they stay out all night
>they get long term gf's
>see them once a month
>"not drinking tonight"
>"sorry I can't come out tonight my gf finishes work at 10"
>"my gf's tired so we're going to leave the club we paid $10 entry for at 11pm"
hate it, HATE IT

Traditionally speaking an empire had direct reign over foreign countries. That's all.

The only one who is anti-Australian, Ken, is you.

Fuck off back to the obese cultural wasteland you call home.

>How do you define empire?

Any nation that declares themselves one desu

the German """"">Army"""""

Britain being useless as always also

nope

last chance

You and your trap friend are eating the food out of a bowl.

Nice blobbing cunt

>they're culturally, economically, and militarily an empire
they aren't
pic related is every empire

Empires are always monarchies, but go far beyond the normal divine right of kings to proclaim themselves more or less conduits of God on earth in one way or another

there is always either a divine connection, or an inheritance by claiming the title of a past empire

You forgot the emojis and "omg look at my yummy lunch kkkk

What is it with you yanks and always thinking abut eating?

nope.

There's cornflakes on the salad

And she's not a trap

I can't handle the normies anymore lads, it's 7 days a week 8+ hours a day non-stop

What's the longest you lot stayed awake for?

show your armies

there is nothing australian about being a cuck to britain. you lot took control of our troops in ww1, tried to take control of our troops in ww2 to protect your own assets rather than the sovereignty of our own nation, and bitched and moaned when we started to withdraw some from n. africa to the pacific. you know what nation didn't dog us in world war 2? america. you know what nation didn't abandon the commonwealth to instead foster trading ties with europe? america.

you poms like to think of yourself as more dignified than the seppos but you're so delusional and wrong it's just bloody absurd.

you're wrong if you don't think america has a heavy hand of influence over foreign countries

yes they're not a traditional empire because a traditional empire hasn't existed for a 100 years

>There's cornflakes on the salad

Ahh yes, the American "empire"

Been awake for 23 years

Thinking of nodding off

I didn't say they don't have influence, I said they don't have direct reign. Like an empire would have.

>70 year old anal anguish

not my fault if monarchy isn't popular atm

they aren't an empire though, people who misuse the word only water down what it means

a Democracy can never be an empire

>there is nothing australian about being a cuck to britain
What was it you were saying about having a chip on shoulders?

do not respond to crypto-yanks

how is that indicative of having a chip on my shoulder? it's a simple fact that one of the most unaustralian things you can do is bend yourself to the whims of any foreign nation. all i'm asserting is that there's nothing inherently less australian about favouring country A over country B, especially if country A has actually been working within your interests in the past 70 years.

oh fuck off back birgimessexshire you fucking curry munching pom cunt

>click /brit/
>politcal arguments
>exit /brit/

bye

getting this serious on a cambodian stamp collecting colosseum is pretty un-australian pham

cya

>working within your interests
>dragging us into their wars and selling us F35's at exorbitant prices

what a cop out

>>dragging us into their wars
do you know what a military alliance is?
>>selling us F35's at exorbitant prices
we choose to buy them because hey we have independence and can do that!

Look at all that blue, lads

Yeah, it's probably just bait anyway.

>

What a fucking legend
youtube.com/watch?v=UNMPzMC9buA

It's not us, it's one chink trying to start shit.

yet another cop out

you realise this general use to be called /anglo/ yes? for a pathetic fucking skeletal i.t. gimp with yellow fever who rants on about being some le epic oldfag it seems as though you forgot that

Now you're giving me, giving me
Nothing but shattered dreams, shattered dreams.

ANZUS only applies to the pacific

He seems to be under the impression that America has friends and not just interests.

such a child like view of the world, but his simplistic and one sided account of history already demonstrated that.

>yet another cop out
not an argument

lol m8, I don't want to argue with you..

calm your tits

didn't mention ANZUS. i was contending that you help out your allies because then they'll help you out if you need it.

i realise foreign policy is always about benefiting your own country and have never even implied anything against that. all i'm saying is that america has interests that are more aligned with us and that they have been there for us in that past (which the UK has not).

you couldn't argue with anyone you fucking 50kg little bitch

Lad

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I think their record with dealing with the European countries and Latin America shows this well

p sure this lad is just angry because his sister is a prostitute

not even bants

>America destabilises the Middle East
>puts pressure on us to accept more refugees
thank you for working in our interests

a minute ago you were saying they dragged us into the wars and now you're saying it was just them who destablised the middle east? sick cognitive dissonance

alri 'ard man.

proper little keyboard warrior aren't we?

nah mate not even spinning porkies i saw that pic you took of a sign near a pool and you deadset looked like a holocaust victim in the reflection lmao start squatting mate

>Why yes, I do come to /brit/ for serious discussions about politics and history, so keep your wits about you lest you feel my sharp riposte

>didn't mention ANZUS
what other alliance would you be talking about?
yes
they dragged us into their wars

All I was saying was American isn't an empire, why has that wound you up so much?

I feel sorry for him more than anything. He seems to have autism and thinks us insulting his yank masters is anything other than banter.

>sick cognitive dissonance
umm not him but nothing he said was contradictory

>they dragged us into their wars

no mate you realise australians died in 9/11? and what about the bali bombings?

well no i clearly just outlined that it was contradictory

i dont like you

this lad is like those annoying little dogs that bite at your ankles

fuck off

nah that's not me :) x

Because he is a special little guy.

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solid analogy

good i hope i completely and utterly destroy any reputation australia has on /brit/ and you all start calling us shit like "whiney little bitches who cant handle banter"

>click /brit/
>autists arguing over whether a country full of fat cunts or a country full of spinless muslim loving c*cks is a better ally
>exit /brit/

bye

Reminds me like whenur outs drinking with ur mates then someone gets really mad for no reason and starts shouting

Do try to get over it for the sake of not looking like a bitch m8.

Nobody like you either, cunt.

>no mate you realise australians died in 9/11? and what about the bali bombings?
???
don't remember when we went to war with Saudi Arabia or Indonesia?

ahaha nigga already said this shit and never left ahahahaha why u still here thoo?? ahaha lmfaoooo ahahahaha

fuck off diet thailad

read my previous post

afghanistan was hosting training camps for al qaeda mate it wasn't rocket science that we needed to shut it down

lol init, someone take him for a walk.

oi cunt fuck off i just made an analogy *puts you in aheadlock* ahaha

It doesn't work like that though. We know you are a chink trying to sew the seeds of mistrust.

well no im not a chink and the burden of proof is on you mate

JANNY THERES A VERY NAUGHTY MAN USING CURSE WORDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JANNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>Lashing out at 2 white lads in Asian countries
sounds pretty typical

fuck im powerful i just made this thread go completely tipsy turny lmao who wants to argue with me next im smashing you all out of the park :)

non brits (aus + nz) OUT NOW

>This sperg going on about us having a chip on our shoulder last thread and he has autismed out this entire thread

>afghanistan was hosting training camps for al qaeda mate
yeah but it was Saudi Arabia that did the attacks and the yanks did nothing
America is NOT a force for good in the world

>fuck off diet thailad
ad hom

>afghanistan was hosting training camps for al qaeda mate it wasn't rocket science that we needed to shut it down
strawman

business idea: put this lad in a potato sack and throw him in a river

Helped us against the Japs though ey

No, too high a price to pay. You don't dog your mates, even when they are acting like a drunken twat.