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Fake Canadian titties edition

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I hate fake tits. They lose sensitivity, so whats the point in playing with them when you aren't actually turning her on? Might as get fake toy ones and close you eyes with those ones

>Pam

What's up dudes.

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I think it's about time lads

right lad
better get a taiwanese with perfect perky tits

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>caring about how she feels

BETA KEK

Those are pretty nice, got more of her? You have top tier taste

She was ugly anyways what a dumb guy.

I bet you've been cheated on.

>He doesn't know the satisfaction of touching a woman and causing her to tremble and moan
>He doesn't know women are more willing to please you when you please them

>tremble

is there a more feminine word in existence?

this

the collapse of the USSR was a mistake guys

she is my gf lol

Kill yourself

pony

Yah cause ur mom's a slut

gay

ty 4 da (you)

>is there a more feminine word in existence?
Canada
Sheeeit man, good going. Do post more, my friend.

Your birth was a mistake mexicANO

yawn

>>He doesn't know the satisfaction of touching a woman and causing her to tremble and moan
>>He doesn't know women are more willing to please you when you please them

tHe CoLlApSe Of ThE UsSr WaS a MiStAkE gUyS

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nazi puto

I hope he typed that up so it would get fedora'd because it sounds like some twilight fan fiction shit

No wonder you losers don't have girlfriends

Is this supporting environmentalism and animal rights or something?

No I typed it because I wanted to school you losers, but of course you don't how to think outside of memes

>He has sex for physical pleasure and not for intimacy
Might as well jack off desu

it's true tho
give pleasure and be pleasured
i love eating pucci, feeling her squirming and moeaning in joy as i skillfully articulate my sexual prowess with the tip of my tongue is a good feel

TREMBLING TROGLODYTES

How many times per week do average young couples have sex?

yeah they're tree huggers

pls more

It's from the album The Anthropocene Extinction which of course does have to do with man and the environment, looking at garbage in the ocean and stuffs

idk 3-4 times?
sex every day isn't even that much fun desu
how often do you pound your sweet gf's pucci?

you fuck chinks and they're barely human so your input is irrelevant

Yeah thanks Dr Ruth, I'm trembling under this fountain of knowledge bestowed upon me by the Sup Forums sex god (you)

so why does mexico have to be part of this general

>No I typed it because I wanted to school you losers, but of course you don't how to think outside of memes
>>He has sex for physical pleasure and not for intimacy
>Might as well jack off desu


Cringe

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>Grindmetal bands care about the environment
fucking weird tbqh. Just doesn't seem to match.

uugghhhhhh
make a /s/ thread please

Foreplay ever dae once or twice, sex probably 4 times per week.

Not really. Most metal acts would be extremely far left I think, since metal is about as secular as it gets.

>normies in MY thread discussing SEX

GET OUT GET OUT GET OUTTTTTTTTTTTT

I cant stop jerking off please help me

metal is super right wing lol

Please post gf pic with every response, and please tell sexy story about her

I've jerked it 8 times in one day last week

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I'm at 4 times today, and going on my fifth because of Germanbro's gf

Well that depends on what kind of metal we're talking about. If we're talkin older stuff then probably not. I mean Phil from Pantera literally screamed white power on stage last year after doing a nazi salute. But newer stuff? Probably yeah.

lmaoooooo

Dayum

Those are wonderful, my man.

Did he really? I didn't hear about that
Everyone has always accused Pantera of being "racist" for as long as they have existed.

Those are pretty big. Do you like her face? Are you in love?

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Never got Into CD. They're just too damn unimaginative and boring.

>Typed in Chad and Stacey on youtube
>Some couples engagement video
>/r9k/ found it and every comment is just REEEEEE

my kitchen is a fucking mess and i have no motivation to clean up fml
yesterday's dinner lmao
fries, bacon in beer batter, onion rings and chicken
tried to deep fry a mars bar later but the batter was too thin and the whole thing just dissolved in the oil completely

Cant even remember the last time I had pudding

Heat the oil back up and dip it in for a few seconds, good as new.

lmao dis shit 4 real ??

sure

They have to one-up Zootopia, so yes.

holy fuck

i cri everytime

I redid that one image I posted a while ago

I finished jerking it and now I feel guilty

y

I am addicted to it. I know I'd rather read or do something productive, but I end up just jerking it, and then wallowing in pity and laziness

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clearly you have never had decent fake tits. My gf is trans and has D sized silicone tits and they feel fucking amazing to hold and her nipples are super sensitive too.

why

>why don't i occupy the bathroom for literally two hours in the morning and play terrible music while doing so

what the fuck is wrong with women?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

necessary and just

Tell me about this place. Is it as fucked up as the rest of USAistan? Does the Pacific ocean insulate it from stupid americs, or does it have all the same racism obesity and cultural rot?

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Goodnight cuunts

I'm personally into hairy girls desu.

Man, your gf is so fucking sexy. I bet she feels so soft when you caress her while you fuck

>5:35
>birds singing

yeah i always tell her to keep a bush but she refuses to
nothing better than playing with her fur tbqh

>this entire week theres either been an owl who'ing or a bird singing nonstop past midnight

There is some mother fucker the building across the street who keeps two or three shacks full of pigeons. Sometimes in the morning one of them sits directly outside my window and purrs. It's terrible. I hear Guam has no birds at all--barring any neighbors who keep chickens, I bet it must be very peaceful in the mornings.

Hey guys say hi to my new gf

thicc

me irl

>think id go to bed earlier tonight
>put some music on to chill out for a bit
>suddenly its 3am

more gf

go to bed

If time seems to be moving fast then you must be enjoying yourself, at least.
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does she enjoy nipple play

yes, she loves when i play with her tits in general
she randomly pulls her sweater up when we're watching tv just to let me suck her nipples
maybe she wants a babby

tell more stories of her

>fake finnish canadian titties

Hello Gentlemen
r8 our gangsta rap please
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