>Imagine yourself taking a stroll through the Finnish wilderness, somewhere north of a lake, deep inside the woods, late at night. It would be nice to meet someone friendly, but you know that the woods are dangerous at night. That's when the monsters come out. There's always a strong undercurrent of drug dealings, muggings, and occasional homicides.
>It is not easy to distinguish the good guys from the bad guys. They dress alike, and the weapons are concealed. The only difference is intent, and you can't read minds.
>Stay in the dark long enough and you may hear an occasional distance shriek or blunder across a body.
>How do you survive the night? The last thing you want to do is shout, "I'm here!" The next to last thing you want to do is reply to someone who shouts, "I'm a friend!"
>What you would like to do is find a policeman, or get out of the woods. But you don't want to make noise or move towards a light where you might be spotted, and it is difficult to find either a policeman or your way out without making yourself known. Your safest option is to hunker down and wait for daylight, then safely walk out.
>There are, of course, a few obvious differences between the Finnish wilderness and the universe.
I know a half Finnish half Italian girl who is super hot. She married a Senegalese guy.
Charles Phillips
MAX?
Zachary Brown
Oh mama miaaaaaa! Shit thread btw.
Eli Fisher
MAX!
Asher Peterson
triggered desu
David Kelly
Can I help you kill her along with the nigger? That way we avenge both of our heritages.
Henry Hill
guys guys guys guys this is nice thread, remember no need to be rude
David Foster
please teach me latin memes
Jacob Davis
I see that maxposting is on the rise again good, good very good indeed
Matthew Russell
A friendly invitation to come help our lads crush the ruskie scum by spämming hokki memes and getting angry at referees in a few hours. Drunkenness not required but heavily recommended
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Parker Peterson
>latin memes >(Dead)
Benjamin James
Well shite, apparently I can't cross-board link /iihf/ on Sup Forums
>university student >also working_man >depressed >lonely I probably represent a large portion of /mämmi/ posters tbqh. Except for the working man part.
Michael White
depends if you are animefaggot or not
Lincoln Jackson
...
Joseph Allen
thread dieds
Caleb Jones
no.
David Ross
This thread was born dead
Gavin Bell
"no"
David Cook
guise how do you deal with a financial loss?
Eli Lee
if you haven't lost all, drink yourself to oblivion with the rest
Ethan Price
that's what im doing i hope to get passout drunk and never wake up
