>have German bf
>he spent the last 2 months in his home country
>join him last week
>accidentally discover audio recording on his phone that sounds suspiciously like someone getting a blowjob
>only 1 voice in it, talking German (a male voice, but not his)
Can someone translate what the guy in the recording is saying for me? TIA.
Yes that's me, Ahmed, talking to him, is his name Fabian?
bump for interesting story
I am a "Pozzhahnrei", want to know that that is?
ALTER ALLES VOLLER VIRUSE
ne aber im Ernst, du glaubst doch nicht wirklich, dass ich sonen link anklicke
Da hört man nichts zu dumme Fotze
Warum suchst du dir nicht nen neuen Freund ?
Definitely a blowjob, sry m8.
Additionally: "Lick my feet" disgusting, holy
>sketchy sounding URL
>story you probably pulled out your ass
>Chance to hear faggots engaging in German dirty talk
Nein danke mein Blattfreund, aber danke für das Angebot.
Das Einzige was ich gehört habe ist
>dann erzählt mal
Aber ironischerweise wurde nix erzählt.
Give me a minute
ALJOSCHA OUT
Ich habe noch ein Wort gehört
>tiefer
>ohne Zähne
Blowjob bestätigt.
This right here. Sorry fäm, you're headed to Splitsville and I hope it's a gay-friendly place
So, he's getting blown than says schneller and at the end lick my feet definitely something sexual
Those are three words du Knecht
"faster!"
"lick my feet"
"between the toes!"
"come on, continue blowing me."
"without teeth!"
don't want to listen to it anymore
>take it in your mouth you beggar
>fuck
>pig
>faster
>lick my feet
>between the teeth
>come one, let's continue
are you 1 homo?
I'm a straight female :(
You want revenge on him?
...
Hau paar pics raus
>literally cucked by a homo
kek
kik me at -> kannstdu
Kek
^^
>Eurofags
Come to Straya love, i'll treat ya ol' puss puss right with me Anglo dick, sound fair dinkim?
So now it's german women the ones getting cucked?
On the bright side: wenigstens hat der Typ ihren Freund nicht in den Arsch gefickt
>accidentally
>>take it in your mouth you beggar
"you punk" would be a better translation
I got a BPD, ridding it would get you revenge.
ayo gurl wan sum dik ??
holy shit
>german bf
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Probably not - but her boyfriend will