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Who /sick leave/ here?

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whatre you sick with or are you just dossin off

Up the Celts

dossin off. I just couldn't get myself into work

up the rangers
whats your work

production worker in a chemical plant. abitrating 25kg bags on pallets all day erry day

got a tiny splinter in my foot from walking barefoot in the brush. its irritating but painless. i had a bunch from when i was in bulgaria, they trigger me but they go away themselves
sounds draining

>sounds draining

it is, but it's also well paid (1700-1800€/month) so I can't complain

>from walking barefoot
Are you some sort of impoverished urchin?

Also did your Ma re-marr?

ah well
find something you enjoy.

nah i just like it
and my mam married a greek american thats why i came here
also irish nobility went barefoot see

>find something you enjoy.

I've really given up on finding a job that I'd "enjoy"

Rangers Newco**

Any siblings step-siblings? What's the Greek chap like.

you're 18 and you've got swiss citizenship why dont you go over there and live off swiss welfare bennies

Shit thread

Why?

maybe live a self sufficient life
its what i wanna do
KAT ATAT
one baby half-sister
the greek is an annoying cuck
no money
if i went to switzerland id join the army (id have to do it anyway if i lived there)

What's the difference between an Apple and an orange ?

Just join the military.
You won't go to war, and you learn some nifty things.

What does he do to annoy you?

an orange is a citrus
yeah ive got a few options
join the swiss army
join a freight ship
fuck around in eastern europe
get educated as a mechanic here in america
hes trudeau the stepfather

Jobs are soul draining. Having to be at certain place at certain time to do certain task just gets tedious pretty easily. take that paired with a coworker you can't stand (every company has at least one of these fuckers) and you get instant depression.

>self sufficient life
thought about that too but im not sure how to archieve that

mdma worth it if everyone around you is drunk

>hes trudeau the stepfather
don't get the reference

Yes, you can get away with it easily. But if it's your first time, you'll experience something new. You'll probably end up telling everyone you're on drugs.

You can't get an Apple bastard mukaaa

Hehehe

pm of canada
DUDE WEED LMAO?
its 2016?
holier than thou hypocrite and a leftist basically
haha prods BTFO

>Having to be at certain place at certain time to do certain task just gets tedious pretty easily.
I absolutely hate that too especially if it's routine like say a 9 to 5.

Have you considered a job where you'd be working alone? Or self employment?

How long until reunification?

So should I do it alone

Should I have a few cans with me in case the mdma does nothing

Trust me, it'll do something. Don't have cans, do it sober so you get a feel for it.

>working alone?

would be a salvation but it's hard to find a job like that.

>self employment?
Don't really have the energy and resources for that

>I absolutely hate that too especially if it's routine like say a 9 to 5.

shift working is even worse. last week I had night shift from 21 to 5 and it fucks up your perception of time and sleeping pattern really hard. Probably the main reason I decided to get sick leave this week

It'll be at night and all the lads will be on cans and weed do you think the mdma will give me a real experience

lad, move to the alps, learn useful and edible plants, learn to hunt primitively, and be a mountain man. itll be sound. im gonna do that eventually.

What skills do you have? What age are you? Could you go back to education?

well not in the alps. somewhere in connemara or donegal. same idea though.

Send the army into Derry and take it as it comes from there

It will make you feel amazing. You'll have great conversations and you say things that you'll never usually say.

It's a great drug, personally I've never used it in a party environment. And I've never used it with drink. I will be using it tomorrow though.

I'll take your word for it then. Enjoy tommorow.

Who's droning tonight?

Don't see that scenario getting very far. The boys on the Curragh wouldn't be too impressed by it either.

What went wrong, /paddy/?

snape playing dev in michael collins was hilarious

Yes. Vodka, straight, room temperature.

Biggest cunt ever to live tbvh

Ellen post neck

the brits

always blame the brits

Reality.

I will.

Just remember to be safe about it.
MDMA raises your core temperature, so be sure to drink fluids. Not alcohol. If you feel it's too much, get a mate to stand outside with you.

Put that army to use ffs

Im 24, made an apprenticeship as carpenter which is useless since I didn't pass the final exams. Was never really interested in it and kinda forced into it

>Could you go back to education?
I could although I have no idea what to do.

Sounds really romantic but im pretty sure im fucked if I need medical treatment or something

THE BRITISH
THE FECKIN BRITISH
(british is pronounced with a hard r btw)

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says here you should take a load of supplements and shite before and after, what do you think about that? Don't bother and follow the three month rule?

what army lol
we need conscription honestly
primitive people were surprisingly healthy. and its not like you cant come down from the mountains and go to a hospital.

>I could although I have no idea what to do.
Find something. Something that you enjoy.

As long as you can work as a carpenter and perform most jobsthough shouldn't you be okay regardless of whether you got your exams or not ??

Personally I find a herbal tea enema is enough preparation

I take supplements a week before the dose.
I also make sure there's at least 2 months between each dose.

I am the father of that child

Like what and where do you get them?

so youre my wife's son's father

You will be grand

All this shite About supplements and certain foods is all well and good but at the end of the day unless you don't go crazy and take a full gram of it - and end up seshing till 11 o'clock the following night you will be grand

In saying that , a couple of joints the day after a night of partying is essential for me

yes

how is little yuki doing?

I just use a garden hose and a funnel and a few cups of freshly made green tee

Society here praises these exams (Gesellenbriefe) into heaven and back.
It's not impossible to get a job with it but for a lot of employers it's a major criteria

Any multi vitamin packs.
Try your pharmacy and ask around.

alri lad
*preps you*
dont mind if i do, bull-sama

Then emigrate -

I know a good few people who got half way through their apprenticeships and just bailed to America

Im actually saving up for this in case shit here gets real

>Any multi vitamin packs.
Aldi do 20 effervescent multivitamin tablets for €1.19 a pack. And it's overloaded to fuck with the NRVs (nutrient reference value). They are up in the 100's of percentages.

Starting to feel depressed lads. Think I might be getting ill again aswell but have to wait until July to get tested again.

I wouldn't fancy doing an enema with that desu

Très amusant.

Good job, buddy!

What's up with all the weebshit talking about mexican half breeds?

prolly some new shite forced Sup Forums mem from the spics

Why would you do an enema

Do you think the latest Austrian election was rigged

To take certain drugs or to prepare for anal sex.

its an old meme tb h, popular in /cum/ especially
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My moth has never had an enema, and I've never had shit on dick.

>Not appreciating superior Mexican seed

Mentally picture a man on the ground with his legs up in the air as herbal tea and water gushes into his anus with anime blaring in the background

Then the black bull knocks on his door

nah, i think a lot of people changed their minds last second when the social democrats party swapped out the loser that was federal councellor a few days ago.

It would be shit up dick that would be more of an issue but the quares do it.

Also for health reasons, clear out the pipes so to speak.

Never had an issue with anal though. Although she's not a fan as much as I am of it

Move to Ireland and be my friend, you seem sound.

>Although she's not a fan as much as I am of it
Gayboy.

But if you don't use a condom small particles of fecal matter can enter your urethra and you'll get a urinary tract infection. Also, without a condom, if you ejaculate inside blood borne viruses can be transmitted.

Same here but she also doesn't mind using a strap on on me so it's fine.

Are you taking the piss or?
Condoms for anal. And there's no worries of stis

not sure about moving there but I'll be damned if I don't manage to visit hibernia in this life

>but I'll be damned if I don't manage to visit hibernia in this life
Why?

This place is fucking awful.

Anyone ever have sex with MDMA

Can you get it up and do the business? Better if your partners also doing it?

>grass is greener

No, but I've wanked while rolling.
My friends get pilly willy, but for some reason I'm as hard as a rock.

Can't convince the girlfriend to take it, so it sex won't be happening. However, she's open to lsd. So that may be happening soon enough.

>This place is fucking awful.

but travel agency jews make it look like heaven.
What exactly is awful about it?

doin a poo