The last thread ever edition
Say your farewells
/brit/
Benjamin Clark
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Easton Cooper
about time, been waiting ages for my go
Austin Torres
...
Juan Walker
...
Christopher Richardson
Nathaniel Scott
Post pic of the biggest slag you know
Like has shagged everyone slag
Andrew Reed
>8PM
>bright as day out
then in half an hour it will be night
Nolan Thompson
Aaron Myers
hope jani's too busy wanking to cuckold porn haha
Jaxon Morris
...
Jayden James
Oh, lads....
:(
Hudson Butler
I walked bob dylan up on stage
who the fuck are you?
Alexander Parker
we had good times lads
but it's time to move on
Because you're a loser with no life. You're slowly but inexorably careering toward mediocrity. You've never achieved anything. You're an ideologue, a child, a teen. You think you know everything. You think the world can be encapsulated in a few trite sentences.
You've been led astray by American pop 'culture' and propaganda. You've yet to reach into your deepest depths and find out the true meaning of life. You think life is a picket fence with a Labrador and a wife, when really life is something much deeper. It permeates our very being yet you, a child, don't realise it yet. Every single second your life ticks away, even the moments you spend on this Burmese tile-sharing agora. This is your life ending and you see fit to trot out a banal line or two about the weather.
Gabriel Thomas
got an exam at 9am
can't sleep
what do
Eli Barnes
Just broke my fucking headphones dancing around the room, fucking jack's fucked.
Nolan White
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Matthew Phillips
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Brayden Hill
Plotting a tug of the little man downstairs
Brody Russell
r8 the gf lads
youtube.com
Logan Hughes
Starting
Jaxon Bell
Daniel Ward
getting that "imagine life together with any girl who shows you any attention" feeling atm
Chase Ross
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>1.85 MB
have a word with yourself
Chase Mitchell
>9am exam
sixth formers OUT
>we
Connor Rogers
...
Juan Ward
ah yes
Jason Howard
3rd year uni got an exam 9am wednesday tbqh
Jonathan Evans
farewell
Jason Powell
Isaac Price
heading past the point of no return lad
need to do something drastic before you end up a total sadcase
Logan Perez
*has a word with myself*
Hunter Allen
I do that everyday and I'm talking to like 10 girls right now
Either you're that sort of person or you're not
Aaron Jones
>Got too much respect for my boss to wank over her even though she's fit.
upload pics
Samuel Peterson
>when you can't decide if it's a slag folder image or a fap folder image
one on the right became an escort
Andrew Morales
>Why do you have those big black bags under your eyes user?
Easton Kelly
FONT
Isaac Adams
turn on bbc the queen has died
Samuel Stewart
You absolute bellend I thought it was another one
Jacob Ortiz
*whispers cute things in your ear*
John Brown
getting that feeling too actually
Robert Martin
Every night imagine sleeping with a gf
Evan Mitchell
Imagine finding out about it from a Y*nk. Disgusting.
Andrew Allen
think I might redoing the emo teen phase again (at 22 no less)
started listening to heavier rock music, being moody and depressed and having increasingly nihilistic opinions
Jack Clark
*fucks your mouth with my ear*
Gabriel Reed
ROFLMAOSMPMSAIO
Matthew Howard
*apply willy on the back of your knee while you sleep*
Liam Thomas
listening to BBC asian network
William Thompson
John Phillips
i fall asleep by making up stories about finding and getting a gf
Julian Ortiz
>think I might redoing the emo teen phase again (at 22 no less)
>started listening to heavier rock music, being moody and depressed and having increasingly nihilistic opinions
Josiah Martinez
goodbye /brit/
I'll miss u ;__________________;
Jace Miller
keep it down
Adrian Allen
tights
Evan Reed
d-dont go
Leo Torres
What the fuck man shes gorgeous
Colton Allen
good lad
Angel Cook
Jews? Nah, not a fan.
Samuel Edwards
all me
Brody Phillips
As Cicero said, you are little different than a slave if you have to get up in the morning and toil until sunset in order to eat.
Asher Nelson
>muh jews
Bentley Sanders
getting that "imagine having sex with any girl who shows you any attention and has big tits" feeling atm
Angel Myers
goodbye brit
Noah Flores
Real life GTA, ladettes.
Jackson Turner
he's right you know
Ethan Allen
girl on the left (other big slag) got in a fight with her and posted a screenshot of her backpages showing her arse and tits on facebook kek
sadly i can't find it anymore
Joshua Gonzalez
no
Brayden Hughes
Anymore story on her user?
Sebastian Cruz
you realise most of us have this banter in real life as well?
Don't be such a drama queen.
Besides it's for the best.
Brody Harris
fucking hell why
Samuel Harris
photo circulated of her fucking herself with a gun a few years ago, or so i've heard (she would have been underage) (fuck off detective)
Austin Morris
What is her name Canada I want to look up her escort page
William Jenkins
migrating to /lat/ for the summer
Christian Roberts
1. The Bank of England is independent in its monetary policy activity, it's inflation target and QE decisions are independent, and claim to the contrary is you just speculation
2. She didn't manage inflation through demand by causing unemployment, the unemployment was a side effect of monetary tightening
3. Cost-push inflation can sometimes resolve itself but not if it effects expectations so heavily that unions factor it into their wage bargaining and suppliers factor it into their prices. Expectations matter
How are you failing to understand such uncontroversial, A-Level tier economics?
Aaron Garcia
Back then:
>alri, mate. have you got the time please?
>yeah, it's quarter to ten, fella.
>cheers. might just get to the chippy in time before it shuts. warm night tonight
>it is, yeah. a bit unusual for this time of year
>i won't complain, mate. i prefer it to the snow and cold.
>i don't mind the snow, especially at christmas. little daughter loves it
>aye, i'm getting on now, that weather doesn't agree with me bones
>haha. i guess i've got that to look forward to
>yep no fun getting old. anyway cheers, lad. take care
>you too, fella. bye
Now:
>ere bruv
>sorry?
>i said ere as in COME HERE. like NOW
>how can i help you?
>giz ur fone. hand it ova
>i haven't got my phone on me
>hand it ova or i fuckin cut u, innit
>i haven't got it on me. i've just popped out for 10 minutes to pick up some nappies and formula for my baby daughter
>u a fuckin fagit whiteboi? haha
>i-i-i haven... fuck! you've stabbed me, what the fu... arghhh
>tyrone, chek 'is fuckin pockets
>i-i-i have... i-i-i don... arggh
>he ain't got owt, jamal. just dis twenny
>i-i-i need tha...
>where's ur fuckin phone? where's ur fucking cards? bank cards whiteboi
>i-i-i only have that n-note. i said i...
>i told u i fuckin cut u
>please, i have a baby daught... no... arghh
>fuckin fagit whiteboi. fuckin lyin 2 me. u know who i fuckin am?
>p-p-please
>tyrone let's split. dis fucking fagit is dun
>p-p-please, i'm bleedi... ugggh... p-p-p...
Yeah, not sure I agree with this multiculturalism lark. But at least the lefties feel better about themselves and their white guilt complex.
Jaxson Martinez
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Carson Hill
tfw no big tit girl has ever shown me attention except my mam
Jeremiah Myers
let's not get ahead of ourselves
>can't post most of my material because muh 3 MB
fuck you moot
Camden Young
dude slags lmao xDDD epic titties Sup Forumsro XDDD
fuck off back to Sup Forums, children
Carson Russell
>tfw have learnt Portuguese
>tfw /luso/ has shit bants
Hunter Carter
samantha mcdonald, good luck i was never able to find it either
James Brooks
wind your neck in lad
Mason Davis
might become a male escort and earn big money
Evan Watson
all in your head that you racist cunt
never happened in the real world it didn't
refugees welcome
Jose Cruz
this
Ryan Thompson
in hindsight being born was my first mistake
Jonathan Flores
post bum
Christian Anderson
>might become a male escort and earn big money
By escorting other hideous fat beasts to the local Burger King?
Julian Brooks
Jesus she really packed on the pounds in the last few years
Jace Allen
Leo Watson
got that blowjob technique nailed down have you
just need to find yourself s corner now
Colton Clark
not a bum mate. I'd only fuck anus
Carter Brown
>never happened in the real world it didn't
Gabriel Ramirez
fuck off already
David Anderson
she had big tits and arse but slim waist too, now she's just chubby all over
Isaac Edwards
mistake implies direct control of one's action you uncultured anglo swine
you didn't make a mistake because you couldn't make a choice
educating you is becoming all the more tiring
my intellectual superiority grows exponentially
Ryder Collins
does it still count as nofap if I wank but don't cum lads
i'm asking for a friend
Grayson Gonzalez
just saw a black man die in real life lads
not sure how to feel right now
Kayden Reyes
It was your parent's mistake. You didn't ask to be born.
Take your anger out on them. Burn it all.
Jackson Ramirez
you should feel good one less dindu
Jayden Reyes
saw a black dude and his friends getting arrested today outside a student house lol, probably a drug bust