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monday funday edition

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I miss you stef

hackin a ciggie

Is that Prince?

>he fell for the "tobacco is bad for you xD" meme

scuffin a ciggie

tbqh i'm partial to this

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I'm partial to bullying animeniggers.

>He literally unironically fucking LITERALLY watches intros
>Not just simply skipping them

thats phil fucking lynott lad


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that's the best part tho

I watch the OPs only if the music is REALLY good

like Erased's youtube.com/watch?v=w0QS31-R2AM

Trying to get over my social anxiety by enrolling in a martial arts class this summer for exposure therapy. The first class begins in two hours & I'm nervous as fuck right now. I want to back out but I know this would be good for me. What's a good way to ease my nerves lads?

Some of them are enjoyable, but it's not just the music, the visuals have to be well done as well. No one wants to see a bunch of freeze frames introducing characters.

straight from Sup Forums

The exercise you get there will help with that, lad. Just, I dunno...take some deep breaths or some shit lmao. Just kinda gotta give your nuts a tug and give 'er.

>he watches ENTIRE episodes of shitty anime
>entire SEASONS even
>not just watching the intros from time to time

>working

I can't believe they used a song from an old asian kung fu generation album. Not that I'm complaining, that was one of my favorites from that album.

tfw I suddenly realize I actually do think less of other people and paint myself as more of a pessimist each day

Happy Victoria Day /cum/!

>not watching intro once and then skipping to get to the meat of the show sooner the rest of the time

oldie but a goodie tbqh

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It's shit

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>wipe
>blood on toilet paper

That's it friends I'm dying

>be me on the shitter at work right now
>50yo coworker is in the kitchen right outside the bathroom 10 feet away
>trying to shit and loudly let out some awful farts
Kill me

Good luck, lad.
Just force yourself to actually go and actually keep going. No cheating.
We're all gonna make it.

red blood? it's not a problem at all

get more fiber and use lube when you get ass-fucked

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Is it better to live a life as a gringo in Mexico than to live as a gaijin in Japan?

orgasms

Take a shot of hard liquor and smoke a cigarette. Not even kidding. You'll still be sober but it will give you some confidence, and the cigarette will help calm you down and keep your hands busy.

>not just exploding in public restrooms.
I love those beta cucks who try to be quiet and the second I get in there it's just BOOM. The symphony begins

probably

only as a retired man, I think

I have faith in you user, you can do it! :3

t. grill

Green :/

ugh

probably

the japanese never actually accept outsiders

mexicans probably wouldnt give a fuck one way or the other unless you were an asshole

Typical american

Reading about Moloch, lads
Pretty fucked up what the Canaanites used to do.

This guy gets it.
I'll even laugh_out_loud if it's exaggerated enough.

We get a lot of those old people loudly taking shit in the public bathroom at my job, mot giving a fuck about the smell or noise. Especially early in the morning when they arrive after ingesting their coffees. Pretty awful if you ask me.

>pooping in public bathroom
>lots of gas preceding log
>finally beginning to push
>two fuckers walk in conversing and my leather cheerio puckers
>progress lost

Give me (You)s, please

Here

@59818151

No

(you)

I think I've developed a taste for instant coffee, lads.
Reminds me of the north woods.

Hello friend, thank you for joining us tonight

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Ty heroes
@59818183
Asshole

>he eats his big mac without pickles

Why only if you are retired?

>likes inferior coffee

Fuck (you).
Better?

>he hides pickles under his tongue to embarrass Spongebob

pickles are gross

>illegals steal his jobs

I didn't know we Tennesseans were so butthurt.

What a waste of time that was.

>likes pickles

>giving yous to trips and foreigners

>his PM is a mentally handicapped liberal retard

:)
:D
;)

Why do newspaper comics mention "hernias" so much? So strange.

>Removing the pickles
>Not removing the disgusting things called tomato

>He lives in Owen Sound

Kinda wish I had Cartoon Network as a kid.

>he's never actually been camping

>mexican not liking tomato

>North Dakotans
>insightful
>New York
>not having good bantz

Literal trash. Like, they might as well have placed the states in random places.

Imagine sticking your dick in this lol

>He thinks Trudeau isn't just pretending to be SJW to get their votes

if I had Clarence as a kid I would have been a happier kid

>his favorite hobby is browsing a Cantonese paper prints site

old folks write them

Canadian cartoons are pretty good Tbh. 6teen, TDI, Johnny Test.

camping is ass.
>sleeping on hard ground
>bugs
>shit food
>cold
>hot
>no showers
>smelly people
>wiping with leaves
>peeing in bottles
>bears might eat you

@59818401
lose the fucking trips faggot

/cum/ is terrible about this.
There are a handful of faggots falling all over themselves to suck off any namefag that comes along.

My dick is small enough to fit lol

>I argue with people all day here
>Get mad
>Then question myself what the fuck am i doing with my life

>Johnny Test
>Good
Holy fuck!!! No, it was absolute garbage.

Why? Give me one good reason.
Based
Is that salt I taste?

>peeing in bottles
You really haven't, have you?

>peeing in bottles

It's the wilderness just pee on a fucking tree

>Like OmG, like when do they sing? OMg

>not camping out innawoods, doing mushrooms, plinking squirrels with a .22 and roasting them for dinner

we have trips again?

>so umm do you have any hobbies, user?
>oh y-you know i like to watch a-anime sometimes and read m-manga

>it's lit!!!

Have I finally reached the point where I'm old and hate teen slang?

reminder that every time you have sex without using a condom you're RAPING JESUS CHRIST

I have ants lads, what do?

But camping is magnificent. I love being in the wild.

I started hating it when I was a teenager myself

how old are you?
If you're in your 20s... Come on man don't be grumpy

Make /cum/ great again

You can buy a kind of slow-acting poison for them. They take it back to their nest and feed it to the other ants then they all die. I had the same problem.

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