24 April 2016

>24 April 2016

>I'll be 23 in a few months.
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But it's May

My memory's deteriorating

>promised to myself on the new year that I will stop being NEET and make something of myself
>realize it was already half a year ago and I still haven't done shit
H-haha better luck next year I guess

>tfw it's been half a year since I dropped out of college
>parents still don't know
lol I still got time r-right

A FUCKING CONSTELLATION

Scream that on Vocaroo instead of posting it over Sup Forums and see what happens.

>australia LITERALLY needs to false flag because they cant handle canadian bants

>got my report card
>thought the absence number was my grade

Guess which was higher.

Yes. The day I turned 35. What about it?

happy birthday user

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>implying it isnt a given

>canadian damage control

australia's been dethroned as the king of banter lad, just accept it

Only seven months until Christmas! GET HYPE!

>It took a month for this thread to upload at Bogan speed

Told myself i'd get fit in 3 months half a year ago
>tfw i'm fatter now

>report card

Literal child underage b&

You only need to be 18 to post.

I did that on purpose, I swear

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You need to end that lie ASAP familia. Had a friend who did that and it did not end well. The hole get deeper by the term.

hidden internet explorer meme?

Thank you, my fellow Yankee dandy.

Oh yeah. I hate this.
Because my mother will again be bothering me to enroll in uni.
Successfully been ignoring her for the past 5 years. Gotta keep it up.

>Plans for this year

Move out of parents' house - Check
Get a new job - Check
Move to another city - Check
Get a gf - Pending

Such is life

>2016
>I still keep writing 2015 sometimes
>still calculate years like it was 2010

>25 years old
>tfw finally got a hobby, a real job, a gf, a social life, and a personality
I thought all hope was lost brehs

>i'll be 25 in September

Help me

I think you can help yourself.

Hold on, let me get in touch with my brother Sadiq Kha and see what he can do

Sent :)

>Spider Jerusalem
Come here my filthy assistants! Write the date for me! I've forgotten due to all these downers I've been taking.

Besides, it's what I pay you for.

>turn 27 in end of year
time to start lying