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Tourist edition.

I'm going to be Manila in 1 month. Please tell me what the locals eat and what I must eat while I'm there.

Also, general /asean/ thread.

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What is that?

>manila

eat roastbeef pussy and enjoy hookers and aids


if you are actual tourist then i suggest to rebook your flight to malaysia because that is the most popular tourist destination. why do you even need to come here to manila unless you want to poke fun on street kids and slum people

pork's blood


and yes, we are the biggest twilight fan. please don't ask

Wow slow down man.

I'm asking what I should eat in regards to food.

I'm coming in on business, but I will call myself a tourist because I've never been there and I want to meet locals and have some fun and eat what Filipino people eat.

And I won't be paying for sex, so I probably won't get AIDS.

what part of manila, or in regards, metro manila to be specific? metro manila is composed of a lot of cities

manila
makati
navotas
quezon city
paranaque
taguig
mandaluyong
pasig
malabon
muntinlupa
las pinas
san juan
marikina


i will assume you're staying somewhere in makati like any other ordinary clueles tourists. i suggest eating at fancy filipino restaurants because to be honest, you might not be able to stomach our dirty street foods. i heard malaysia is very clean and the businesses are booming there

Hallo ASEAN.
I have a question.
16 yo thai girl wants to have sex with me, I'm 29.... Will that land me in pedo jail? Which would be pretty ironic as i have a thing for older women and never have been with a girl younger than me

it's only illegal if you use condom

Its only illegal if you get caught

Yeah sure and I should also make sure to cum in her....

Also she is in thailand

Thats not true though

It baffels me that I have yet to see flips answer this simple question in a decent manner without going apeshit with "muh slums muh shithole muh hookers"
Even on /trv/

It goes to show we are all just pleb slumtier unucultured provincefags here
Kek I'm a little bit guilty of it my self.

Haha i remember asking a simular question once with the same result

Meat with blood as broth. Tastes pretty damn good.

Which city, btw? Manila is massive.

go out of manila as soon as you landed manila if you don't want to end up in the middle of chaos.

Sex before marriage is a Sin. Follow Jesus and repent. Save your soul from the lake of fire. I'm just trying to help you senpai.

i forgot, you might want to try this if you want to die early

what kind of satay is that

looks like sate usus

Flips here are just bots and paid shills

chicken intestine

Try balut, isaw, kwek-kwek, kikiam and proben among others.

god I miss isaw so much

See
And yet people ask why we have such a bad image.

Too many uncultured flip posters

Why are you guys self hating these hard.

Locals eat street food in Manila. That's what he asked for. If you have a better suggestion then just fucking post it.

>giving out decent answer still got called for it
ok user it seems you're so good with, why don't you go and just tour him around

bules are bunch of sissies, they don't like chaotic manila. outside of manila provinces is good comfty place for them

No one eats street food unless its in a b tier eatery

I do

sata andagi

Manila proper.

I have been told to eat duck embryos.

I would easily do that.

Is that a national dish?

>chaotic Manila
traffic is hell. If they can solve that, Manila will not be that chaotic.

>National dish
Maybe? It honestly doesn't taste very special.

Gtfo pollack

hamburgers can't talk and type

Not really. People not used to it, like foreigners, react in amusing ways, which kind of made it popular.

>It baffels me that I have yet to see flips answer this simple question in a decent manner without going apeshit with "muh slums muh shithole muh hookers"
>give out decent local foods, what "locals" eat
>No one eats street food unless its in a b tier eatery

Well, just go to some hotel restaurant if you want some """proper""' dish

Not really a dish, more like a snack, i think.
Yeah you can easily eat that, it taste just like chicken soup. They usually sell that in dark places so you can't see what's inside of it

I tried it a few weeks ago. Are you supposed to eat that hard white part under the duck?
Drinking the juice was like soup. Would have again.

>balut
Don't, I haven't eaten one myself but if you're that daring, treat yourself one. It's cheap you can also find them in street food areas.

We don't have a national dish.

I think you guys like seafood, I suggest go grab some Bangus (Milk fish) dishes while you're here.

>Are you supposed to eat that hard white part under the duck?
it depends, if you can chew it, you can eat it

besides hellish traffic, homeless and criminals should also be dealt with

So many uncultured flip posters

kek, i didn't see that meme coming

Is it true Duterte will ban LOL/online games?

I hope so, I easly got got gold III when I first tried rank then lost interest
t. former LoL Player

here are my suggetions for foods in Manila
For street food if you go out in the morning i can recommend
Binignit - warm sticky soup with banana and rice (depends on who cooks it)
Puto & Kuntsinta- good for dessert you can find this in stalls or Peddlers
Kwek-kwek - duck/chicken egg covered in cornstarch dipped with sweet & sour sauce or hot & spicy vinegar
Taho - you can literally see peddlers shouting TAHOOOO it's a soya bean and some sweeterners

there are many more ill post more if i remember it.....i once made an impromptu tour guide for Filipino Street Food was paid handsomely even though i rejected it.

What do flipland pinoys think about naturalized pinoys living in foreign countries?

source or is it just from out of your ass

> jakartaglobe.beritasatu.com/education/lampung-teacher-faces-jail-time-for-pinching-student/
Damnit, the teacher is cute as fuck. Might save her instead.

why would a korean missionary go to the philippines if you are all catholics? makes no sense desu

You don't Chibai

KORNI MO GAGO

To convert us to Protestantism

...

bananaque - fried babanas with caramelized sugar on stick
turon - also banana and jackfruit wrap with lumpia wrapper
lumpia - it's like spring rolls with different variations like meat, veggies, ubod(palm heart) etc
inihaw - grilled meat; isaw(chicken intestine) betamax(pork blood), helmet(chicken head), adidas(chicken feet), and many more animal parts and organs
chicken inasal - grilled chicken
sisig - dish made from parts of pig’s head and liver
siomai - pork dumplings
kinilaw - dish cooked by vinegar, usually with fish(tuna, milkfish)
bibingka - rice cake with salted egg cooked above and under the charcoal
pancit - tossed noodles with veggies

>unironically visiting philippines


LMAO LOOK AT THIS GUY AND LAUGH

>visit philippines
>get off the airplane
>everything smells like shit
>get out of the airport
>welcomed by slum houses and sagging electric wires
>get charged 50 dollars or 2000 pesos riding from naia to malate, manila
>prostitutes greets you everywhere
>ask one of them for a one night stand
>next day
>wallet is gone
>things are gone
>passport is gone
>some thug holds you for a ransom
>government refused because of anti-ransom policy
>gets publicized by media
>woman cries of rape
>gets lifetime sentence in jail
>june 30
>dutdut proclaims as the president of the philippines
>get shot for being a filthy rapist

>sisig - dish made from parts of pig’s head and liver
You didn't make sisig appealing
>minced bits of pork with minced onions, garlic and chili
>served with calamansi (small citrus fruit) and egg on a sizzling plate

Are you telling me that this is the first time you got captcha like that?

yeah that doesn't sound appealing, my mistake

>unironically asking someone if he got that captcha shown 8/10 of the time for the first time

Max's would be his best bet for flip food. Though I would go to greenbelt and eat there or a Korean hotel with a restaurant where they have to cook it at the table. Fried chicken at jollybee would actually be a good bet as well because you ungoy seem to excel at two things, cheap easy women and fried chicken.

So many ignorant and uncultured flip posters

What do all your slum dwellers do for a living? Like, how do they stay alive? Do all the street kids get welfare or something?

Nothing thats Why we are here like this guy

garbage scrapping, looking for scrap metal or plastic to sell

i don't know

no

aristocrat is the best restaurant to represent tagala food and it's just located near the tourist destination

>implying it wasn't true anyway

i will bet that he will have a better time in cambodia than in this hellhole

white women pay me to culturally enrich them :^)

Its the self righteous flip thats feels a sense of accomplishments by saying how shit we are, very SJW

Just look at his post "oh look at how poor we" really pathetic probably hit triggered but the fruitful feisty Filipino memes in fagbook

lmao


keep posting more without proving nothing that this country isn't shit indeed :)

Ikr its green text so it will affect everyone automatically

>It goes to show we are all just pleb slumtier unucultured provincefags here


This and just poorfags in general

Beheading Canadian sextourist
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according to /asean/ this is just minor and doesn't automatically make us a shithole

Where is the most confy climate city/town in philippines? I mean the place which is cool and has less humidity.

We should have firebombed the whole island.

kota kinabalu
penang
bali
phnom penh
pattaya
bangkok
hanoi
hue


all of this is outside philippines. why bother living here

If you bomb them, they win

They have rightoues rebilion on their side.

my story
>went to Manila for work
>stayed at fancy luxury hotel in Makati, The Peninsula - was actually the nicest hotel I've ever stayed at in my life (including in the US, western europe, etc.), all paid for by work. it was great.
>only there for a few days, some of the Filipinos we were working with there with take us on a drive, show us some awful parts of town, feel kind of bad as it's basically a slum safari. Also they gave us balut which i tried and almost managed to eat.
>last day, have a few hours to explore by myself.
>Go to the Divisioria, explore for hours, holy shit this place is gigantic, really cool experience.
>start exploring outside some more, wander into other parts of town, outdoor markets, buy some random stuff
>gradually, everything starts smelling like rotting meat.
>look up at storefront and see "TONDO HARDWARE STORE"
>have no idea if I'm in a good part of Tondo or bad part of Tondo, but decide it's time to leave
anyways then i went to a grocery store and bought 4 gallons of liquor for $8. it was great.

It's just a prank bro

My birthday is coming up next week
Tfw no one to give me gifts ;_;

Maybe you get a gf?

you've visited literally the best of this shithole lmao now let's see you traveling near sulu or cotabato

>going to mindanao

pls i don't want to die

then don't visit philippines, simple as that

Do you have ISIS in phillipines now?

it's quite nice visiting the fancy rich parts, especially if i'm getting paid to do it. I'd be happy being a millionaire in the Philippines.

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eat? try sizzling sisig

want "massage"?
try "imperial quezon ave"
1k entrance + massage...

:)

Is that with fuck included?

Speak human language, please.

No, but we have the usual terrorists who support ISIS.

What in the fuck am i reading?

can't say it here :)

Why not?

Try eating "Payless XTRA big spicy pancit canton" + 12 minute hardboiled egg combo.

Just go there and make sure to bring some "extra bucks" aside from your "entrance fee" and you'll know it :)