Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

This thread is for the discussion of the language, culture, travel, daily life, etc. of Japan.
Let's tark at randam in Japanese and English. Take it easy!

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乙カレー

クソ暑いのに毛糸かあ

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フレドリカ かわいいよ フレドリカ

乙です、しまむらくん癒されるな

>brit girl.gif

Do you like Brit grill?

見えないチンポが欲しくて

また一つスレを殺してしまった……
いつもそうだ

だいま

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the slutty one

おかえりなさいまし

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人類には早すぎる

寄せ絵面白いよね

Fuck fucking fuck

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萌えが持続するのはやはり二次元だな
飽きて他の探しても浮気にはならんし

萌えって老人がちびっ子たちを微笑ましく見守ってる様子みたいな理解でいいのかな?

いや、恋や愛に似た感情

>恋や愛に似た感情
これだと、のんのんびよりとか、当てはまらないとおもうんだけど

萌えは人それぞれだからな

あー、列車の連結部分萌えとか。

可愛くて、胸がキュっとなることやそうさせる対象への感情だと自分は認識してる。
萌えって定義が難しいよね

可愛いスレおつ

明日しまむって来ようかな

モンタージュ Will japanese people understand that I mean film editing by this?

クヌート?

sometimes people tell me I look 40
then I respond
well I do business with the chinese
all the stress made me old and tired even when Im 23
at least with each mistake Im getting smarter and stronger
and probably none of my competitors have the knowledge I have
I can bankrupt anyone of them by importing the same goods they sell but for a cheaper prices, but Im not evil

Peru will never produce cheap things, we dont have enough population and cocaine exports are enough to money supply the entire country, imports have a long future

What the shit is happening. I forgot how the nu katakana looks like.

I was literally looking at this kana and thought I've never seen it before.

t. 2 years learning Japanese

You should make a twitter or blog to post this stuff. I'll even follow you.

それを食べれば内臓のとび出すように見えるだろう
かわいい熊を打っ殺される

今日の晩ごはん

Where do you see yourself in that picture, Peru.

やめてくださいw
それは本当のก็็็็็็็็็็็็็ʕ•͡ᴥ•ʔ ก้้้้้้้้้้้じゃない
米です

is this caricature offensive?

好きなネタばかりだ、美味しそう
個人的には雲丹が入れば完璧

Why?

not really.
at least I'm not offended by this.

Around 4 years here and I admit if you pointed a gun to my head and asked me to handwrite all the kana I would probably make a dozen mistakes

RYU GA WAGA TEKI WO KURAU

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I'm offended on behalf of the Japanese people.

the game is just, uncool and fps shit

kek

Apart from the hair he looks Chinese tbqh

Do FPS give you headaches?

>101x75

how to say racism in your language?

7575

"Peru"

Peru

サヨリが一番うまかった

clapistaniってなんですか?

今年のアニメ・オブ・ザ・イヤーは落語心中とRE:ゼロで決まりだな

clapistani
英和・和英辞典で一致する英語は見つかりませんでした。

American

I googled for the word "clapistani" but I got only 515 results.

映画にしろドラマにしろアニメにしろ、すごく夢中になれるものを見つけられるのは幸せなことだね
時代劇の「陽炎の辻」は良かった
山本耕史はぶっちゃけ現代服似合わない
時代劇のために生まれてきたような男だ

なんで?

今俺は恋人を探す奴らが全然わかんねえなぁ

恋愛なんかもう経験したくねえ
死ぬまで恋人や友達なんかいらん
寂しがるわけねえよ

なんでいつも心配するか教えてくれないか

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Memes

Hold the door
(´;ω;`)

>友達
俺らもう友達だよ(`・ω・´)つ

I bet you enjoyed that full HD twink penis close-up though

I have never seen a gay chinese/taiwanese person in their country... do they have anti lgbt laws?

つれあいに先立たれて子供もいなかったら
友達は要るかもな
孤独死は仕方がないとしてもあとの始末を頼める人ぐらいはいないと

lol I only clicked back once I swear
.
To check if it was real or a prosthetic, of course.

ロリと結婚できる世界に生まれたかった

this is what I imagine all Japanese posters look like

日本だと女子は16で結婚できるけどフランスでは何歳なの?

He's exceptional.

I really hope they don't get too into time travel fuckery. I feel like that ruins everything it gets into.
Like it's always the same cause and effect mystery in literally every story it touches. I'm so tired of it, and I hope that's not where the story is headed.

[spoiler]me too[/spoiler]

Alright which one of these sex shops is actually good? Any other options to get laid?

三次元のロリも可愛いと思うか?

Well they showed the effect the first time we saw Hordor now they just showed the cause. I actually doubt there's going to be any time fuckery at all.

Should I watch GoT?
I've already been spoiled some stuff because of normiebook memes. And no, I didn't suddenly get interested because twink penis was mentioned

Yeah, it's breddy good

All Americans are look like this.

only plastic surgery celebs are attractive in US.

なんだかんだ言ってもロリコンは希少種だとおもうな

Yeah but that's one time loop and once you have one it's difficult for literally everything in the story to be pulled into it. It's a cheap trick and it's always the same. I was on a certain website cause I like to read what people who think about the show a lot think. And some people are saying they suspect Bran and the Three-eyed raven are the same person. "It's time for you to become me" etc.
Also, he can't walk (trapped in the tree) etc.

Japan is shit

rude

>it's difficult for literally everything in the story to NOT be pulled into it.

are there cute twink butts in got?

いつまでママのおっぱい吸ってるつもりだ

Yeah I can see that happening
I DON'T KNOW
I watch it for the plot!

All Brit are look like this.

only small % Brit are attractive in there.

The same owner of the twink penis we're talking about. His penis is not even great. It has warts. It's his butt that's truly excellent. Find a picture. I'm serious. His butt is perfect.

時代小説はけっこう読むけどドラマはあんまりチェックしてなかったな
今後は面白そうなものを見てみるかな

オバマ明日来日だって

来なくていいのに・・・