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Wtf I hate China now?! Edition

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nigger

deez nuts

It's amazing how debating about leaving a trade union conjures up debates on immigration, laws, national sovereignty, democracy etc.
The EU is only a trade union, jeez! You're acting as if it's a political entity

legit fucked an english lad up the arse on saturday night lads

me on the left

Is yung lean satire?

Am I out of touch?

i need to see your sister laddie my "leg" muscle is violently contracted and swollen with pus
i fear that liberal application of red lips and an
energetic suction alone will cure me
i am otherwise doomed

>You're acting as if it's a political entity
the problem is it wants to be that

>don't you know junior doctors can just stop doing their job whenever they want if they don't like something about it?

kek

>30% pay cut for longer hours
>First all out strike in NHS history

but nah senpai, it's just the greedy doctors, definitely not the conservatives taking the utter piss

bit gay

It was an ironic post la. Are you a yank

There's some indian shouting across the room like Apu... Let me tell you though... Definately isn't fucking English.

>tfw you make a post just after the new thread is posted
>have to post it again
>the moment is lost forever

not gay to dominate the inferior lad

strawpoll.me/10298206

Sandwich or burger for lunch

>satire

it's a nice way to say 'absolute dogshit of a postironic meta-selfaware filth'

Is there a more pleb tier working class sport than darts?

Female doctors get sexually harassed a fucking tonne

They all hate geriatric rotations (well, everyone does, but them especially) 'cause it's tonnes of old guys with dementia trying to grope 'em n shit

>posting after 270 posts

mate

haha old Jimmy Swifty
smoking area for a joint la?

>but obama says we won't be able to get a trade deal!
>EU doesn't have a trade deal.
>the trade deal proposed by the US was met with massive protest across the eu and was scrapped.

?????

That's why I always hold off until the new thread is made

daily reminder that if you're voting to remain you're a subhuman piece of lard

There's a man that looks like Apu shouting across the room.. Let me tell ya... It's bloody well not in English.

youtube.com/watch?v=BZTiRdcURuI

really need to be old
like right this second would be ideal

I didn't ask for a video you fucking mango

Posh people like it too. It's a guilty pleasure for them. I went to a posho's house a while back and his parents were watching it.

> 27 posts in

> only 1 (one) (eins) y*nk post

but if everyone stopped posting at 270 we'd never post, be like some inception shit

burger

wonder what thaiguy is up to

When will China be liberated from Commie rule, lads?

It's not darts you doss cunt

are Indian girls easy?
matched with one on tinder

Ignore this don't laugh at me, my phone double posts, says the captcha was wrong and to do it again then bloody posts it! Feel silly now.
Did you go this college or something?

the amateurs would keep posting

me though, i'm on another level

i would suck on those men's kinky tentacle for the entirity of eternity with absolute joy and a gleeful cadence

Reminder that millions of immigrants will be able to decide Britain's history through voting.

are you actually French lad? Nice to have you here, nice digits too

Remembering tesco lad's penis

another level of weight
amaarite

they're people too and individuals differ. i don't understand the generalisation of a whole nationality, it's biggoted and ignorant, we don't want you here.

>implying that doesn't happen in every 6th form college in the land
no, I didn't btw. Southern masterrace here.

Britain has always been a nation of immigrants you bigot

fwb just said she fancies a bit of swifty

it already has. it is basically a capitalist system now, they just don't want to admit that they've given up gommunism

yes i am, i'm more of a night poster usually desu

You lads will like this one, look at all the emojis I must be about 12. Anyway what do you reckon? She's boring me a bit desu but she's fit as fuck first picture doesn't do her justice. Think she's keen?

kill for satan

Grandmother is unironically an immigrant from the Empire and my granddad was born to immigrants from the Empire

Just making some lunch

well i am eating a takeaway right now

not fat though

Blame the Tories, they're allowing it. This is a pseudo-referendum.

>Think she's keen?

nah

doxxed

>lunch

Fuck off, southern poofter

fuck off rosy

Depends where south, if you're in East London there's nothing masterful about that.

nice way of saying paki

I think she's vacant as fuck and probably not keen

>She's boring me a bit
yeah you're a real good time rebel sitting her at 1pm on a tuesday afternoon shitposting

hanging like a cunt
someone go get me a glass of wate

>all these working class people calling it "referendum" instead of "referendium"

doing a cheeky play of Doom 4 lads

>all those emojis

that's it
i just contracted self diagnosed brain cancer

Fucking mong it's breakfast, lunch and tea

Grandmother was from India and my granddad's parents were from India haha

got dog hair all over me clothes ffs

that's the last time I meet your mum for lunch

Weighing up the pros and cons of a pizza lads.

WAAAIIIIT....
*hands you a glass of wate*

I'm at work, I have to wait in between representing sad sacks of shit like you at the police station so I have some to shit post

The way most girls talk, along with fuckboys like you disgusts me. No attention to even simple grammar and the constant use of emojis is sickening.

🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

just beat enter the gungeon lads
i'm improving

fuck off billionaire

that would depend on whether you decide to use the remain or leave campaign's figures 2bh

mate you're a low-paid crappy solicitor, you can't judge anyone.
criminal law is the bottom of the barrel

Nige said my design has made it through the initial round of voting and is now in a choice of the top 50 to be whittled down to a last 10

You have to pander to their way of talking or you won't get anywhere lad

just watched enter the dragon lads
i'm devolving

>solicitor
>zante promoter lad last summer
something here doesn't check out

What?

is right, what do you call lunch then?

You're a lawyer?

Succeeding in making me feel miserable right now.

You pathetic southern nonce

How does that not add up? I took 3 months out

did you actually think he was real? that he was shagging miss england? on /brit/? in the daytime?

fucking teenagers I swear

not a lawyer, he's like saul goodman irl, basically a joke

go on, i just got two for tuesday

got 2 slices left i literally cannot manage

Wat shud :) i have for lunch lads :) : :)

:) :) :)

Proper bent cunts call lunch dinner and call tea supper

make sure to thank the lads at /brit/ in your victory speech x

Would fuck this handsome horse, ngl.

You're not Southern if you say tea instead of dinner

burger

...

Be honest lads, who here goes to either or both, /r/unitedkingdom and /r/ukpolitics?

going to deploy my trademark chubby girl pick up line lads