As an American, is it a good idea to move to Russia?

As an American, is it a good idea to move to Russia?

Why

No, there's nothing to do

No

yes ofc

elaborate.

im a catman skee daba daba doo xD

elaborate pls.

Only if you don't mind living on the BENIS territory or eastern, otherwise sorry, we are full.

>is it a good idea to move to russia?

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>Australia
>2.53 MB
Absolute madman.

Did you leak top secret documents?

Then no.

It's captured by Kazakh btw

Probably "why not?"

if you're a basketball player, it's not a bad idea
you can make millions if you're decent

try to not be too black though

Can you handle freezing temperatures?

ты дoвн? cибиpь этo вoтчинa хaчeй
дaги, aзики, нoхчи, кaзaхoв тyт нa cтoлбaх вeшaют

Хaчи в нopильcкe вce. Этo нe шyткa кcтaти

Baнь, вcя cибиpь в хaчaх, этo нe шyткa кcтaти

Literally the only reason you would do that is if you're a fedora tipper that somehow managed to have a shitty life in America and was actually dumb enough to think settling in Russia would be better

You have just described Lee Harvey Oswald's life story.

>Is it a good idea to Russia
No.

>russia
>good idea
After the civil war, maybe.

Only if you have a good job offer from Moscow.

Ukraine is better твн

Sure thing, laddie, literally nothing can't go wrong.

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This

they love america now + ukraine is cheaper

For first worlders: No

For third worlders: Yes

yes if you have first world salary or a lot of money and you want to spend it worthlessly

Sure, you'll sympathise with Phylko.

Well, there are no SJWs here, it's something.

I don't think so.

Putin a cute! C U T E!

Better move to North Dakota.

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>there are no SJWs here
google>мope китoв

Moscow and St. Petersburg are interesting cities.
Don't visit Perm or i'll kill you.

Compared to the Americucks, it's fucking nothing

upd: You can also visit Yekaterinburg and Kazan. And South: Sochi, Anapa

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Bullshit. The state itself is the biggest SJW. You can go to jail for a repost of something containing a swastika, I'm not joking. Just google

anti-extremism legislation excesses russia

I would also recomend Rostov-on-Don and Krasnodar.

When you have seen a real ghopnick IRL last time?
They all died from heroin and AIDS 10-15 years ago.
I always laugh when a teenage hipster call a random guy who can't behave a gopnik.

I agree.
Where're they? Where're they in PERM, LOL????
Seriously, I miss them.

Yes russia is a lovely place, you should also join the russian army to show them how dedicated you are,do not worry the rumours of rapes and deadly beatings in the army are all facist lies made by hoosexual arch Jews like obama.

>you will never be filled with cum by Ивaн and Пиoтop just to prove you can be a good conscript

Don't be stupid, of course not

Chicks dig foreigners. Guys will fight over who gets to teach you Russian swear words and "traditions" first.
If you don't act like a total twat, just about anyone will warm up to you. Do as Romans do and whatnot.

Russia is a great country. All russiaboos should visit it and spend there some time.

Gelendzhik looks comfy as fuck.

yes I absolutely agree with your opinion.