Your country

>your country
>what wuz you

norway
we wuz vikangs

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funland
we wuz wizards n shit

Amerikkka
we wuz nomads n shiet

american
we wuz treaded on

we wuz suebis

we wuz argies n shiet

oh.. right.

Modern Norwegian men carry purses and pee sitting down. It's more believable for Blacks to play viking roles than Scandinavians.

italy
we wuz artists

We wuz Germanz

France

We wuz resistance and shit

it's called a satchel

WE WUZ QINGS N SHIEET

Germany
We wuz Nazis

Excuse me? It's a man-purse aka murse not a purse you savage.

We wuz conquerors and shit

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bulgaria
we wuz thracians n shiet

we wuz 15th century super power

We wuz "insert muh heritage" n shieettt

>super power
stop

WE WUZ THE REAL CHINA AND SHIEET

(Seriously though fuck the communists)

we wuz genocidal maniacs n shieett

WE WUZ EMPIREZ AND SHIEET NIGGUHHH

Žečpospolita came after that. never forget.

America
WE WUZ PATRIOTS AN SHIIEEEET

Egypt
We wuz pharaohs and shiet

WE WUZ THINKERS AND POETS N SHEIIT

WE WUZ KAISERREICH N SHEIT

One of those, depending on whom you ask

we wuz

gauls
romans
franks
french
peasants
king
settlers
bourgeois
revolutionaries
republicans
emperors
kings again
and republicans
...and emperors
...and republicans
poilus
winners
surrender frogs
losers
resistants/pro-vichy
winners
losers (muh colonies)
black muslims

WE WUZ JEWS

>winners

WE WUZ PHILOSOPHERS N SHIT

Mexico
WE WUZ AZTEC EMPERORS N SHIET

*kangz, wizards and founders of russia and sheeeit

>Rurik was a Finnic Kven, i.e. he was "Finnish", in similar way an average Savonian, Tavastian or a member of some other Finnish tribe is Finnish. Rurik was the founder of the early stage of what gradually became Russia, and his descendants ruled what today is known as "Russia" well beyond the Middle Ages.
>The results of the Rurikid DNA study referred to below are not surprising, considering that other DNA studies and other evidence point to Finnic people having inhabited the modern area of Sweden for thousands of years, including the modern-day area of Southern Sweden:
>• "The hunter-gatherers show the greatest similarity to the modern-day Finns", says Pontus Skoglund, an evolutionary geneticist at Uppsala University in Sweden, about ancient skeletal remains excavated in Gotland: gotland.3000.BC.kvenland.org

>This DNA study is consistent with Roslagen in the northeastern corner of Uppland, a suggested birthplace of Rurik, having represented the southern border region of the land inhabited by Finno-Ugric people at the time of Rurik's birth.
>The DNA study also supports the view that Rurik descended from the Finnish-Kven royal ancestry introduced in many medieval accounts, similarly to many other members of the Scandinavian-Fennoscandian royal Yngling Dynasty, a.k.a. the Fairhair Dynasty.

WE WUZ A NATIVE OF ERIN'S ISLAND AN SHIET

we wuz brits and french n sheit

We come from steppes and shiiettt

WE WUZ IMPERIALZ 'N SHIET

You Lithuanians don't really know this word, am I right ?

we wuz kangz

We wuz colonized and shiet

But do you actually think your people wuz pharaohz n shiet?

dennmark wuz kang of england at one point

>wuz

are*

Everyone has been, Danes, French, Dutch, Germans.

We wuz conquistadores n shiet

We wuz roman empirez

Battle of Žalgiris baby. look it up. and that's pretty much it of our achievements

Didn't Argentina get most of them killed in war by drafting them as front line troops?

we wuz moorkillerz n shiet

Americans

delet

Based. Perfidious Argentina.

Moorish killerz*

WE WUZ EMPIRE N SHIET

Reminder that the second in line to the Danish throne is half Tasmanian

WE WUZ commonwealth an shiet

Half retarded*

JUST

>england

Norway wuz in Ireland, cuz da viminz there wuz muh prettier than englander slagz

Brazil
We wuz fighting corruption and shit

should be perfect for them

>Indonesia
>We wuz spice kangs

nettopp

Successful Chink traderz*

Yes.

According to the genuis Al Sharpton, they was Kingz when you were a bunch of Greek homos livin' in caves and sheeeeet.

WE WUZ DRUIDS AND SHIEETT

We wuz Filipinos n sheeit oh wait they actually were.

>, cuz da viminz there wuz muh prettier than englander slagz


our women aren't great, but I can tell you've never been to ireland.

BANTZ

...

Nice victory, but that's not that impressive

SLAVES AN SHIT

Scot-Irish women are the perfect mix of feminine and aggressive desu

I personally wuz an armored peasant

that's right user, I have never been to Ireland. But I like to think that my ancestors made dem right decisions. History tells that they liked qt grills

ireland
we wuz scots n shieet

We wuz canadiens

> Unsuccessful, your nigger trade were more lucrative

Sorry for bursting your bubble,tyrone.

We used to be brave indigenous warriors n shieeeet

we wuz economic hegemony n charlememe n shit

No, ancient Egyptians were blond-haired blue-eyed pink-skinned Scandinavians that happened to live in Egypt.
What do you think? Of course his people WERE pharaohs n' shit, just with more arabization from the Islamic conquest.

>ancient Egyptians were blond-haired blue-eyed pink-skinned Scandinavians that happened to live in Egypt
that's what ive been saying for years

So no you just gave up right?

Also, I expected you to go
WE WUZ DOM PEDRO II N SHEIT

>Japan
>armour

>converting to Islam within a generation
>successful

Lmao

>literal unironic WE WUZ

we wuz hapsburgs

>implying modern Egyptians have anything to do with the ancient pharaoz past geographic location

Yes Americans WUZ CHEROKEES N SHIET

WE

WUZ

PILGRUMZ

*drops fire anchor at plymouth rock*

Jamal pls

>American we wuz kwaangz are THIS rectum ragnaroked

Whatever helps you sleep at night shaka ahmose.

>No, ancient Egyptians were blond-haired blue-eyed pink-skinned Scandinavians that happened to live in Egypt.
Some were.

youtube.com/watch?&v=UlQVEQZAcv0#t=8

REEEEEEEEEEEEE

We wuz Muslim empire n shiet

kek why is iceland green

NICE, when will this happen again, Abdul?

WE
>The discovery of what archaeologists claim to be “thousands” of blond and red-haired mummies in an Egyptian graveyard only provides an insight into the racial makeup of Egypt during Roman and Macedonian rule, and not that of ancient Egypt.

WE WUZ MUSLIMS WITH NUCLEAR POWER N SHIET

Soon

We wuz Khan's and shieet

>during Roman and Macedonian rule
That mummy was from the 14th century BC, over a millennia before Macedonian rule.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yuya