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ah yes ukip very good

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yanks out

>Ah yes but we receive lots of money from the EU if we leave we'll be £X worse off

Lol the money the EU give us is money we've fucking given them

ah yes, very close to home haha

>yank thread

Rate the dinner lads X

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charge your phone

hi can someone mail me a tesco sausage roll please don't forget ketchup thanks

Membership fees are absolutely tiny compared to losing out on a few percent of growth

The leave campaign needs to start making economic arguments to do with free trade outside the eu not membership fees

bit weird but take out the gherkins and I'd eat

Horrific Betrayal of 1400 Girls

*mouthbreathes*

N O T O

YANK

THRAD

>ywn wake up in your £2m central, all white decor London townhouse in 2002 next to your wife who's an artist, say hello to the maid and the nanny who's just making breakfast for the baby, switch on the radio and listen to Ricky Gervais XFM show whilst you have a cheeky snout and espresso in your garden then meet the lads down in shore ditch for some exotic street food and a few pints

Very obscure feel but I'm feeling it nonetheless

here lad make your own. this is a top recipe.

Fucking hell lad. Where do you live that everyone's such a complete and utter skank? All the girls I know, including the one I'm talking about, is prudish as fuck.

these idiots don't realize Trump's campaign is a living meme that will make him president

used to get an italian spicy sausage from tesco's cooked counter

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>garam masala
Rasheed

>mfw I live in Rotherham

haha well spotted mate!

fuck off buddy

The gf wants one of those horrid Mercedes GLA 4x4 things. Honestly wondering what I've gotten myself into. Literally the car for women who cheat on their husbands desu

Real thread

just spat in a tube for my Ancestry.com DNA kit

hope to fuck i'm not a paki

you wouldn't believe the type of things girls tell each other :^)

how do paki willies compare to orientals and africans?

Update on the normies in the library

she's unironically resting her head on his dick.

gonna stay tho to make it awkward.

>I've always loved sausage rolls but it's hard to get good ones

Is it? Is it really that hard?

where can I find a 5/10 gf with no ambitions in life who is fun to be around and will always be loyal to me

i've tried londis

What if you're Irish? :O

post in here if you're not a race traitor

I don't even know what this post is supposed to infer. It doesn't answer my question at all.

a nursery

Put a sock in it sheepwog

>I don't even know what this post is supposed to infer. It doesn't answer my question at all.

I'm genuinely interested to know my ancestry but the bastards are taking the piss with £20 shipping.

It doesn't cost that to receive something from the fucking US.

Brits can't even get independence from their virginity.

Brits btfo

>like a song
>look up the artist's other songs
>don't like them at all

alright then haha

good post this

did a chuckle

What's up with Football Ramble lads?
Do I have to pay for it now?

die Canadian bullies

the checkouts of a supermarket

Mother may I?

Probably not going to work again tomorrow

Btfo by the Canadian cripplers

Where my leafboys at?

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>using infer to mean imply
foy

to be fair, it's ships from ireland, you send it back to ireland, they send it to america and you get your results then, so 20 beans isn't bad for 3 shippings as it were.

i also ordered it sunday night and it got here today

>5/10
wrong

>"Where my leafboys at?"

why do leafs always make the cringiest posts?

you'll have to summarise the thread because I'm not reading all that shite

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hate that one cunt

>no qt bow legged yank gf

ohd ear

Ah, didn't know this. That is definitely more reasonable than if it were just being shipped within the UK.

lad chundered on his carpet after drinking 8 pints of stella

what's her hourly rate ?

>go into room where my parents are talking
>grab a hot water bottle, having a stomach ache
>decide to listen at the door

never again lads. i hate hearing what they think about me. ever since i was diagnosed with aspergers it was all downhill

what???

how should i get my hair cut if i want it like this?

You're jealous of our repertoire

Britcuck puked from drinking and a Canadian leafboy btfo out of him

Is it really worth £80 just to find out you're 88% British

>tattoos

fuck off

lads

where's my merch

>I'm not saying your mum will definitely die if we don't leave the eu but are you willing to take the risk?

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Ughh fuck just had a Bolognese burp whilst drinking my tea and it tastes like shit now. wtf?

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Why do pakis want to stay in the EU?

show to barber or whatethe picture

being a young person is shit in this country
boomer cunts had to ruin everything with mass immigration, balls to the walls house prices and obscene pension spending

get shorter sides you pussyhole

I'd rather not.

inb4 you're using Zyzz pics or something

no one cares bieber

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can't stop washing my hands désú

i'm 25% british at the most (approx) so i think it would be interesting.

i'm also incredibly swarthy so it's interesting to find out if i wuz a king

Ummm how about... You get it cut like that? :)

Fucking weapon

literally me

Pakis want to leave the eu desu

ok

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA FUCKING KILLED ME LITERALLY I'M DEAD I CAN'T BREATH FUCK YOU

>It's totally fucking Mexico

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just finished an entire 200g bag of Henry Goode's strawberry liquorice

might make tuna pasta

pathetic specimen

just farted

6/10 sound
5/10 for smell

I'll try harder

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fuck off