Meet British person

>meet British person
>they immediately start talking about the queen

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Every. Time.

at least you didnt get shot

>oi bruv

>meet british person
>their teeth immediately fall out

>meet an American
>He shoots me

OI listen who is your queen yeah thats what I thought enit

>meet British person
>they immediately start trying to steal my food

>Meet Irish person
>they immediately start trying to plant a bomb under my car

Just saying.

>Meet American
>Shaking his hand
>He slips me a $5

>meet British person
>he piss and shits in the street

>Meet British person
>He lets me fuck his wife and daughter

>meet fellow British person
>he starts trying to hack my head off in the middle of the street

shooting is better
t. commie

>meet American
>hes fat

Every. Time.

Wouldn't be the first person either. Everybody hates you.

>meet American
>he tries to eat me

>meet Chile
>put him on a taco

>meet british person
>he fucks goats

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t. muhammad
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>everyone hates us
>depends on our money and military
>attempts to emulate our culture
why are euros so confusing? they are like women, they never make up their mind

eat a salad porky, it's good for the brain