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/daily reminder/ edition

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cara

first

maisie

Anime

popular gook shit

one of my friends was fat
he told me in year 10 that during this years 400 metre, he would try his absolute hardest instead of just not bothering
he ended up coming 2nd last and puked when the race was over
got bantered about it for a year

umm hi excuse me this is MY thread
I do not welcome seppos here please leave, thanks

haskell more like hasklel

gave up after 5 minutes because i just could NOT be arsed
always had to write an essay on why i wouldn't run for PE

why is our flag off colour i demand an explanation you filthy aussie

antonia

gonna shower desu

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very good channel

I like the innocent qts

same, been warming the water up for ages
shite heating

wow

bf application ACCEPTED

I am literally your property now

>tfw takes me 20 mins to shower

not sure how normies shower in 5 minutes

you'd still be dirty with shampoo and shit in your hair

Hey user, what do you think of this? ...HAHA! I didn't expect you to jump back like that! Is this your first time seeing...have you NEVER seen breasts? Really? And you're HOW old? Well it looks like I can fix that! Just close your eyes aaaaaaaaaand...

TA-DA! BOING!

AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! You can't keep your eyes off them! Do they really excite you THAT much? Well then get a load of this, look how they bounce up and down! Jiggle Jiggle! I-I bet you want to squeeze them to, don't you y-y-you perverted virgin user! G-go right ahead! Honk these fucking honkers as much as you want! Take your time! Hell, I'll even let you suck on them if you want since my nipples are suuuuuuuper hard right now, don't know whyyyyyy...

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh, it feels so good...I'm going crazy right now~

Mmmmmmmmmm, you sure know how to make a girl feel good you pervert...heheh~

I-I-I-I bet y-you want to see my vagina too...you pervert! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! Let me just slip off my blank panties, I'll let you keep them if you want~

S-S-S-So, what do you think? Well, I guess that massive bulge in your pants answers that question! Heheh...you're such a pathetic pervert, user! I bet this is the first time you've seen a vagina! Look how wet it is too...look at what your doing to me you fucking pervert~

Ahhhhh...I'm so wet right now, you suuuuuuuuure know how to make a girl all hot and bothered! You know when it's this wet it's much easier t-FUCK IT, I'M LEAKING LIKE A SIEVE HERE! JUST TAKE ME, user! THIS IS THE NIGHT YOU BECOME A MAN, YOU BETTER FUCK ME RIGHT NOW!

I command you to post bp for brit

>he wants to bf a literal insane pali drag

listening to Luciano Pavarotti lads

his voice is beautiful

Young Robert smith and his wife lads

>you will never marry your high school sweetheart and form one of the biggest bands in the world

Meanwhile morrissey lives in a constant state of depression

Desperately seeking validation

can't stand opera
classical is far better

I need to wait for the memory card I ordered to arrive to be able to take the pic (self timer on digital camera)

Chastity device on?

Any contact details I can get, girlfriend? ;)

Always liked him desu

I enjoy both lad, definitely lean towards classical more but things like Pavarotti i love to death

They're so comfy

>can't stand opera
>classical is far better

Is he still indenial about being gay

What is /brit/'s official position on anime?

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[email protected]

post on and off ;)

There was a massive purge of it last year but I genuinely don't care now

Its better than kcancer

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Morrissey? Yes.

bretty gud

>digital camera
>not having a DSLR with appropriate lenses, tripod and a shutter clicker

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*has a meltdown*

i am the authority on the matter
AMA

boy am i glad MY gf doesn't take pics for social media

or pics of a sexual nature

not bad

someone make a new thread not interested in posting in a JF thread

>when the anxiety is extra cheeky

are you coming to my party?

but lad
*grabs you by the shoulders*
YOU JUST DID.

That's because you don't have one

Imagine actually having a gf

ever since i got my gf, i almost never save these type of pics anymore because i know its the type of girl i could and will never get, so there's no point in feeling sorry for myself and saving pictures of girls like this

i love my gf, but she's unironically HIGH TEST

cool

>Mozza

When your penis be extra cheesy

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Yes I do

I've had one for a year, keep up

Yeah mon

I held a girl's hand before on a date.

>she's unironically HIGH TEST
aka energy in > energy out

That's much further than most people in here have got
Chin up
You're gonna make it

i agree

back from my shower
gonna make dinner now i think

What do you lads think of new Jane Bond?

if you mean sex, we haven't done it

still a virgin haha

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burger

muh dick

Off to bed

i kissed a girl once by accident (really)
was aiming for her chin and completely missed

>female james bond

Guess the Jew funding the scheme was a woman

I doubt it. Since then I barely know any girls at all other than family.

Why were you kissing her chin?

Has poleaboo started hormones yet?

it was shaped like buttcheeks

youtube.com/watch?v=e40vw3qHjh0

>0:16
literally how

it was either that or a nigger

i have quite literally no idea

hormones won't do shit about those fucking shoulder
thing is a wreck and having tits won't make it any better

Gimme an opener lads

I'd love to see Idris Alba as Bond.

Alri

2,000-3,500 Nepalese Ghurkas serve in the Army. Many of them do this as it is one of the only, easiest and fastest way to escape poverty.
10-15% of the Royal Irish regiment come from The Republic. The Royal Irish regiment use to be for Ireland, but when the Republic split it became for Northern Ireland. Irish Republicans are still aloud to fight though, as well as anyone with Irish ancestry (From Canada, Australia, England, South Africa, Scotland, Wales, New Zealand ETC.)
1,900 Fijians serve in the Army, as well as 600 Ghanaian and 600 Jamaican. Smaller numbers also serve from Grenada, South Africa, Bahamas, Canada, Australia, New Zealand and so on.
What do you think of the foreigners serving in Her Majesty's Military?

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"never seen someone look so close to human without quite nailing it"

Hello filthy kafir whore.

お前らみんな地獄に行け

how do they dance like that

what did you mean by this?

what's so impressive about 0:16
he puts one arm above the other then heaves them above his head?

Has Katie Hopkins run nude with a sausage in her arse in public yet?

That's my reaction to French people in general.

Alri lad

of course it is, you tasteless north american paki

just watch the entire section of the guy in red

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Yasmine you fasmine

doesn't too hard to attain through training
build fast muscle fibres and train at moving fast and hand/eye coordination
the first guy reminds me of drunken boxing

Need to get the fuck out of this city 2bh

Reckon I've been around here too long

watching the Trump rally

Is it true that British people are actually originally from the Middle East?

Yas mine now bb

how long

YEAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

LETS GO CHAMP

What do joggers do with their lives

They literally just run round parks 24/7, don't they have jobs?

How do they jog for so long too?