I wish I was a mysterious vigilante fighting crime in Mexico

I wish I was a mysterious vigilante fighting crime in Mexico.

me llamo es... zorro

I wish I'd die in my sleep

MONKEYMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

>mexican vigilantes

your body would be found without head and under a bridge

I died doing the right thing.

Too much overwatch

Kek

They are going to find that marine dead in garters and a thong stuffed in his mouth

Marines are anonymous.
For their safety.

BASED
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I already have a costume for you.
Alberto barbosa

But the Mexican army is corrupt

you can help your 5years old prostitute at first obviously.

rude

Marines =/= army
These guys even block their eyes to avoid identification.

Thank you based Mexican Marine

Aren't the zetas former marines

>block their eyes
Wow, so it's basically a more hardcore version of piñata busting.

No, army and see where they ended up.
Most of the founders have either been killed by military forces or are in prison.

Yeah, I think they don't even know who their squadmates really are. Like no last names and nothing else.

That's the elite commando.

>you will never be a pissed off mexican peasant
>you will never gather your fellow pissed of mexican peasants with whatever guns they can scrounge up and form a town militia
>you will never tell the government and army to go fuck themselves
>you will never lynch cartelfags

You could you know, that does happen.
Government is legitimizing them so they don't enter into conflict with the armed forces.

THANK YOU BASED MEXICAN MARINE!

THANK YOU BASED MEXICAN MARINE !

THANK YOU BASED MEXICAN MARINE!