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KEKSTAMPS >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

The collapse of the Soviet Union was a mistake

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>50 (yes FIFTY) somalian flags in the canton

Who approved that

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>fifth
>American education

good post very true

no
he's the dummy

now look at this 7

nothing wrong with the cuckstamp even 2bh

t. /cum/ meme lord and true Canadian patriot

>10,000 (yes TEN THOUSAND) rounds to be used for the war

Who approved that

Who /greenpill/ here?

>boy

me

is this picture not a boy

Talk to a girl the same way you to to anyone, like a human being, try to be fun and exciting, act interested, be interesting, and hint and then imply and then ask if they ever want to grab lunch or coffee or do some activity. If she says yes then youre in, if she says no you need to move on right away. This is what dating is like for men, shower, look clean, get a haircut, wear nice clothes, and be aware of how you come across(dont be annoying, a faggot, autisitc, creepy)

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lmao son, put a cork in it with the autism. Just go try to meet a girl till it clicks and get laid.

>(dont be annoying, a faggot, autisitc, creepy)
>creepy
so don't be unattractive basically

just ignore all women all the time and masturbate you fucking animal

Yes, precisely

mama i want milky

What a pain, I just want to stick peen in vagoo, i don't want to go through a social ritual to achieve that

everybody, take note, this is an example of unironic autism and pure distilled bitterness

Then try to be so hot that the girl does it to you

>just bee urself :)

>t.ugly duckling

>get out of shower
>pass by self in mirror
>insta-jaw drop
Mmm. I am one smexy mofo.
How is it wrong exactly? Nobody likes unattractive people. Isn't this common knowledge by now?

*Just be normal

Or alternatively find girls of a similar power level

>he's not indigo pill

I'm going to need you to explain this to me in a 200 ancient glyph essay by next year before prom night.

Good point, maybe i'll pour myself a gallon of gasoline then engulf my body in flames, that way the qts will line up for some good fuck

>>get out of shower
>>pass by self in mirror
>>insta-jaw drop
>Mmm. I am one smexy mofo.

please. you haven't seen my washboard abs yet

It is literally not that hard to get laid, even if you guys are ugly. Just develop some semblance of social skills and go for chicks in your own league.
That's a lot of your guy's problem, you want the 10/10 cutie pie when you're an ugly sumbitch. You just gotta accept it.

what a stupid ass comic

The only thing that matters is that if it looks feminine and cute.
it's literally unironically not gay

Post pics, fag

>its not gay to be attracted to a penis

whatever helps you sleep at night, champ

no.

I like my penis, he's my good buddy. Am i gay?

> Says the Canadian

The only social skills you have are sucking the tits of feminists to get laid.

yes

>The only thing that matters is that if it looks feminine and cute.
>it's literally unironically not gay

t. homosexual

Damn, guess i'll start sticking my penis up my butt now.

stop posting for me you idiot
>She looks like a girl
>Acts like a girl
>n-n-no she has a penis

fucking idiots

overwatch is fun desu

Winston is objectively the best character in Overwatch

>tfw actually get more aroused when I see my dick

btw ノホモ

Im 100% straight. Id actually be 110% but theres always a soft spot in my heart for yuri

>she

>Just develop some semblance of social skills
JUST B URSELF
>that's a lot of your guy's problem, you want the 10/10 cutie pie when you're an ugly sumbitch
bullshit. my only standards are:
>be female
>don't be obese feminazi
you, sir, can suck my ass

Literally wake up with a boner every day guys

Lel, that's a gal senpai

It's called Morning Wood.

Wow, you must be hideous then

But, I am you

Liking yuri isn't gay, it's good for the soul

from what I played in the beta it seemed like it would be fun if played with friends otherwise not so much

>he takes pills

So does every other red blooded male

thank god

game's kinda broken desu
Playing against double bastions and mei was not fun at all.

basically desu

haha well bantered m8 another canadian rekt on the chon

Looks like a boy to me desu

What makes you think that's a girls face

Unattractive men can absolutely get hot women, it all depends on their confidence, swagger, subtle body language and personality. (And grooming but that should go without saying)

Spam the Aussie Ameri-boo until the Bastions are thoroughly reamed and Mei gets wiped up by the designated Widowmaker on your team

Provide an example

Because it's a cropped photo of some girl that posts here. Wouldn't be surprised if it was you 2bh, your posts remind me of hers

Your mom and dad

*sharts extremely loud*

Not hideous, just plain-looking. I used to be obese so I have zero confidence, or social skills for that matter from spending my entire adolescence as a recluse, which helps my case none.
""JUST"" pretend to have or JUST develop social skills is no more helpful than "JUST be chad". I can't express JUST how garbage this reiterated normalfag advice is.

>it's another "my fat fuck greasy smelly best friend picks up 10/10s all the time" post

DELET THIS

>not 4 dimensional non-euclidian pill
Hekekek
Sploob

wish I could just fall asleep already

fucking living in a triples dorm

The game is totally playable, but you have to have coordination for it to work out. Which I suppose the inbuilt voice system makes much easier, but pretty much every rando that I've seen using it was a bit of a fag.

The game is a pain in the ass if you want to do solo play, though.

want to try a 3 winston 3 mercy team desu.

let me slip it into your minnesota nice baby

>Not being a fat greasy fuck that picks up girls

Okay I'm going to give you some tip top insider advice here bro, you ready?

goodnight you fucking pricks... thx for nothing

This is it, familia. I'm losing my virginity this Saturday. How do I jam it in?

I've noticed that too, mic users are faggy or whine about the most asinine things

I've played 4 winston 1 lucio 1 soldier 76, we rolled them twice on Lianjing

HEYYYYYY BLONDDDDDDDIIEEEEEEEE

I don't follow Obesity Collide regularly, but shouldn't it be NFL draft time right about now?

Strawberry and peanut butter

don't waste your time

go straight for the butthole, no permission, no lube

they like an alpha

No, come on. I need your help. She's a virgin too but she thinks I'm not. I'm against the wall here.

have a shower, watch your private parts, trim them, cut your nails, look and smell good, and go deep inside

Do you have a ponos?

Yes.

YOUUUU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE?

Then put it in her vagooo.

just make sure she's wet or it won't go too well

1. Learn how to put a condom on.
2. Learn how to foreplay
3. Learn how to take a bra off
4. Learn how to kiss
5. Learn to wash your junk
6. Learn how to cut your toe/finger nails
7. Be white

I kind of know everything except being white. But I need some guide on jamming it in.

JUSTTTTT A DIRTYYY SUNNNUVVVAAHHH

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remember that girls have 2 holes down there....

Jamming is the incorrect verb to be thinking of here dummy, go slow and warm her up with some foreplay you dont want to hurt her especially since she's a virgin

Lots of foreplay, mandatory 20 - 30 minutes before penetration.
After that do it missionary style, ask her to tell you if it hurts too much/if you should pull out, go very nice and slowly, look in her eyes and say nice things.
Remember it is not sufficient that you cum, she needs to cum too, at least 3 times imo.
Also you should cuddle for at least 30 minutes after you're both done.

>Jamming is the incorrect verb

KINO

Test the waters by sticking it in slowly, if it's her first time, it will hurt. Make sure you're in the hole and not trying to shag her clit.
Don't expect to go balls deep unless she's been around the block a few times.