Wake up

>wake up
>still no gf

did u check under the pillow?

>wake up
>birds are chirping
>smell eggs and beef
>get up and go to kitchen
>greeted by sunlight and chef gf

Life is good. Yes life is very good indeed.

>gf

Dude she looks like a fucking skeleton

People seem to only remember the ''fucking and sucking'' part of relationships and completly forget about spending money on dates, listening to a bunch of cliche bullshit you could hear on Cartoon Network that every bitch thinks is deep like ''it's not the outside that matters, it's the inside :)''. Women are shit.

Once a loser, always a loser

this polish bro is right

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me in the middle

You wish, Bruce. But don't worry since you're aussie and troo bloo I would let you watch me fuck her while Canada tries to impress her in a phone call.

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>wake up
>still a failure

what...?

you take the roleplaying too far autist

get back in /asean/

It's worse when you have one for a bit and she leaves you.

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I'm sorry.

Ahahahahahahahahahahah ... FRENCH'D

I still think we're in contact and I'm just waiting for her text. She never will. Everytime I check my phone, I hope.

>wake up
>no patch

If the relationship is indeed over, you gotta move on famalam, it's unhealthy to stay this way.

>wake up
>still no qt german bf

Pic related there's no pic that can relate to these feels

I've cut off all contact and I haven't seen her in two months. I still think about her everyday. I don't know what to do.

me lurking in the grass

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