>wake up
>still no gf
Wake up
did u check under the pillow?
>wake up
>birds are chirping
>smell eggs and beef
>get up and go to kitchen
>greeted by sunlight and chef gf
Life is good. Yes life is very good indeed.
>gf
Dude she looks like a fucking skeleton
People seem to only remember the ''fucking and sucking'' part of relationships and completly forget about spending money on dates, listening to a bunch of cliche bullshit you could hear on Cartoon Network that every bitch thinks is deep like ''it's not the outside that matters, it's the inside :)''. Women are shit.
Once a loser, always a loser
this polish bro is right
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me in the middle
You wish, Bruce. But don't worry since you're aussie and troo bloo I would let you watch me fuck her while Canada tries to impress her in a phone call.
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>wake up
>still a failure
what...?
you take the roleplaying too far autist
get back in /asean/
It's worse when you have one for a bit and she leaves you.
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I'm sorry.
Ahahahahahahahahahahah ... FRENCH'D
I still think we're in contact and I'm just waiting for her text. She never will. Everytime I check my phone, I hope.
>wake up
>no patch
If the relationship is indeed over, you gotta move on famalam, it's unhealthy to stay this way.
>wake up
>still no qt german bf
Pic related there's no pic that can relate to these feels
I've cut off all contact and I haven't seen her in two months. I still think about her everyday. I don't know what to do.
me lurking in the grass
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