Join the army, user

Join the army, user.
It will teach you to be a man, user.

>t. country without mandatory military service

I've been and it was shit. And unlike Israelis you don't get to see any women apart from those in the local whorehouse, if your NCO is cool with it.

I'm buying a Brundsheer mil surplus jacket.

Are they comfy?

Bundesheer*

The parkas? Oh yes they are very comfy and nearly indestructible.

No liner tho, is it necessary?

what's up with the sizing tho? Should I really get a big one or is medium ok

>country without mandatory military service
you don't understand how lucky you are, its actually difficult to get in here
[spoiler] and there's nothing i'd rather do. [/spoiler]

Not really, it's warm enough.
We have extra gear for winter, but for spring to fall it's enough.

I'm about 190cm and I had L I think, but I'm not 100% certain anymore. Better ask for the length etc

All the big ones ALWAYS sold out :((((

How is it so cheap too? Like $30 CAD and it has the cool Osterreich bundsheer patch on it

You could always join the Spanish homo legion

Because when they decide to buy new gear tons of the old stuff flush the market, so there's plenty available. Besides how much do you want to charge for stuff that has possibly been worn for a few decades? kek

They should offer like a month of military life so people can find out it's not at all like they imagine.

no thanks, in 2 months i'll have finished my required 12 months as an SES volunteer and i'll be able to apply again
Jesus I love this country. :^)

Why unbutton the shirt so far down when they don't even have chest hair?

Absolutely disgusting.

I-is still a good deal?

It kinda looks like the M-65 jacket but with an austrian spin on it, doesn't it?

t. country with mandatory Green Party president

Nobody voted for him though, we are living in a dictatorship and people don't even realize it

>Nobody voted for him though

The election was rigged, everybody knows this here.

I don't know anybody who voted for vdb, how could he possibly win?

Ah, surely your anecdotal evidence proves the election was rigged.

They are both ugly to B honest.

>The election was rigged, everybody knows this here.
You're just a country of sissy weaklings. Welcome to the cuck-club.

>The election was rigged, everybody knows this here.

Oh, are you saying you are some conspiracy theorist?

Are you saying USA and their EU minions deliberately rig elections in multiple countries?

Are you saying NATO had a real reason to bomb us? Albanians were really in danger so we had to be stopped?

For your delusion you deserve to be bombed, installed a puppet government, selling all your national companies and brainwashing that it was all your fault

...

They literally pay 50% of the money they get from Germany to keep up that army, in case Turkey invades even though they're both part of Nato.
Can't make this shit up

>Are you saying NATO had a real reason to bomb us?

Yes, in any case kek.

They shutdown live polling towards the end while the Hofer had a sizable lead(Claiming it made it more interesting), and only had letter votes from hofer territory left to count.
And then VdB just won. That's literally what happened.

I was at a few month military training(as a voulenteer).

There was 0 girls.

Why is the fucking M1 Garand their ceremonial rifle, am I seeing things?

what are you enlisting as, poof?

After the first election, there weren't any polls because they were wildly inaccurate in the first one.

Rifleman was first choice, cavalry as second
You think I'm some fucking pogo?

Shut the fuck up subhuman, you aren't even allowed to share your opinion, commie.

> pogo
lel.

dont fall for that segregation shit lad. its literally all a meme to trap joobs and dumb 1st/2nd year diggers into showing everyone theyre retarded

pic semi related, was on /k/. enjoy

also, it's "pogue"

lmao I know.
I'm just angsty that I have to wait a year and I have no clue why.

hurry up and wait familia

get used to it

Whats a PNG dude?

Papua New Guinea?

You say that like its a common thing...
... Is it? most of the lads there on the day got in straight away

Oh makes sense, I guess aussies get them a lot due to the proximity to PNG.

Yes it's a common thing. Also, DFR can and will lie to you. Stress less and go get fit.

Both correct

Oh user, I was forced to go there

And it's boring

yeah..heh

Is this a trap?

Why it shouldn't be? Can't give h&k money all the time

We have forced conscription here

Is that a girl or a boy

he meant the human being in your picture

Ah sorry then, it's a random picture

is the greek plan for turkish invasion killing us with laughter?

H&K doesnt make the K98.

...

She's wearing thighhigh stockings. She's most likely a model for propaganda.

Will do.
Is there anything else aside from fitness they'd bother to lie about? I'd have to admit I couldn't think of a thing wrong with my application when I was told to screw off to the SES for a year

It has a deviantart watermak, its probably some cosplayer.

Absolutely everything they tell you, take with a grain of salt. Their entire job is to get the soldiers they want in the roles they're asked to fill.

Just keep at it, dont be an autist, be fit as fuck and reapply. Sometimes they just want you to have life experience.

are you greek?