Why is Canada so obsessed with us Australians on here...

Why is Canada so obsessed with us Australians on here? I don't even think about Canada but every day and every night I come on here there are at least 5 threads about us started by canucks.

Are they tsundere for big Australian cock?

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good thread :)

isn't it like you Australians are obsessed with Canadians?

I've met numerous Canadians women and they are all craving the Australian seed

Yeah but when we do it it's funny

they want them to go down under

I see what's going on here.

Nice proxy FAGGOT

who are you?

Me on the bottom
As usual! Oh darling you're a treat! *Flicks hair*

It seems Australia and Canada is a couple of lovers.
They think each other at all times

Guam not welcome here
Only Australia and Leafnadia

Like Nippon is obsessed with Korea?

Is this rare?

Yeah each of us love the other actually :)

It is rare

>someone mentions something hardly related to korea
>jap shits up the entire thread with korean prostitution facts and japanese colonisation before and after pics

I love war crime denial threads.

I go long periods of time without even remembering that Australia exists

But if I had to attempt a serious answer assuming that your question has some basis in fact... I think there are a lot of Australians in Alberta so maybe it's people from there.

this is just a shitpost from an earlier post, op swapped around the canada's and australia's etc.

Oh ok. Have a good day user.

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Guam?

Oh here he goes again. Look at you Australia, posting on Sup Forums thinking you just said some smart shit.

Out of all countries that post here Australians are the ones that piss me off the most. Their entire fucking culture makes no sense. What exactly is it that you do? Wear flannel shirts and get bitten by spoidah?

If I think of America I think of guns, pop culture and freedom. Sure, lots of ignorant baboons but at least they wear their retardation like a badge of honor, use it as a cultural identity, their flag promotes the unity of the country with all these stripes and stars.

Germany is orderly, a country that prides itself on its rules and their citizens who follow them. It's also the country with the biggest responsibility when it comes to destroying Europe with its two world wars and government sanctioned refugee crisis. Their flag waves strong colors, black, red and gold. A dominant flag for a dominant country.

Russia is strong and stubborn to a fault. They live hard lives and don't complain about it. Obviously the entire country is pretty much a shithole but it breeds strong people who can take care of themselves. Their flag represents the cold, the white, the blue but also the burning passion in the red, it all comes together to signify that their country is bleak but there is strength in that.

But Australia, what are they fucking known for? Being "shitposters", i guess? Is that your role in the world? Being fucking shitposters? That's not an achievement. Everyone can be shitposters. It's easy to be shitposters. You just don't have to say anything bad.
So what did your fucking country decide to put on their flag to show the entire world what Australia is all about? A star. A FUCKING STAR. You decided that you like to get bitten by your shitty spoidah so damn much that you might as well put the fucking star that it's made of on the flag. You don't even respect your own country so why the hell should I?

Oh here he goes again. Look at you Canada, posting on Sup Forums thinking you just said some smart shit.

Out of all countries that post here Canadians are the ones that piss me off the most. Their entire fucking culture makes no sense. What exactly is it that you do? Wear flannel shirts and slurp syrup?

If I think of America I think of guns, pop culture and freedom. Sure, lots of ignorant baboons but at least they wear their retardation like a badge of honor, use it as a cultural identity, their flag promotes the unity of the country with all these stripes and stars.

Germany is orderly, a country that prides itself on its rules and their citizens who follow them. It's also the country with the biggest responsibility when it comes to destroying Europe with its two world wars and government sanctioned refugee crisis. Their flag waves strong colors, black, red and gold. A dominant flag for a dominant country.

Russia is strong and stubborn to a fault. They live hard lives and don't complain about it. Obviously the entire country is pretty much a shithole but it breeds strong people who can take care of themselves. Their flag represents the cold, the white, the blue but also the burning passion in the red, it all comes together to signify that their country is bleak but there is strength in that.

But Canada, what are they fucking known for? Being "nice", i guess? Is that your role in the world? Being fucking nice? That's not an achievement. Everyone can be nice. It's easy to be nice. You just don't have to say anything bad.
So what did your fucking country decide to put on their flag to show the entire world what Canada is all about? A leaf. A FUCKING LEAF. You decided that you like to slurp your shitty syrup so damn much that you might as well put the fucking leaf that it's made of on the flag. You don't even respect your own country so why the hell should I?

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'Twas the night before easter, when all the aussies were posting

The leaf fags all cry, they can't handle the roasting

"Fucking leaf, aye cunt!?" The aussies did bants, before they pulled down their maple loving pants

"Stick it in bruce!" dave-o said with glee, "this leafs gonna get it, he he he!"

As he made the leaf his bitch, he whispered "you're mine, canuck", and "that's what you get, for being such a cuck"

left a tear in my eye
classic aussie poetry gets me every time

How does it feel being the literal garbage pail of the commonwealth, Australia?

GUAM?

I like Australia the fishing is great but fuck, what's up with those aborigines why haven't they been wiped out yet

Every time I read anything about Ausfailia in the news it's something horrible, misguided and crazy.

>australia joins china in building gigantic firewall to block internet porn

>australia teaches creationism in public schools

>australia increases sentencing for minor drug offences

>australia bans violent video games

>australia elects rupert murdoch president


>australian MP found withfive kilos of cocaine and 20 hookers

>le Australians are funny meme

Good meme Bruce

*opens my anus and takes a shit down your throat*

Banta! :^)

>the Aussie family started
>when grandpa Britain farted
>they all grew up retarded
>the Aussie family