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staying in your room on the computer all day edition

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>lel
>pleb
>not reading news

>tfw drunk texted my ex again lads

why does this keep happening

Doing a run

Alright lads, I just arrived in London on holiday.

I can't wait to see everything, I have a whole £200 for the two weeks, it's going to be fun.

refrigerator's running

>two weeks

youre gonna have a nice couple of hours lads

that'll buy you 2 meals at most

Indigestion lads

mugi IS NOT a coalburner delete this slander

How do you overcome the feelings of narcissism when using snapchat? legit can't take a pic of myself without feeling like an absolute bellend

Azusa

thank you froglad for the suggestion of disaronno

jesus fucking christ

@724

Just organised a few dates with some girls the next 2 weekends, wish me luck!

>£200
Enjoy your one cup of tea

>shit sleep last night
>about 3 hours
>get up today
>go out and do errands
>get back at 12
>go back to bed as I'm working tonight
>still can't sleep
>get up and deep clean the bathroom and under the sink for 1 hour
>finish
>go back to bed
>manage to fall asleep

Felt like a crack head.

>refrigerator

Fuck off yank.

...

She is though.

refridgerator's in the bath, what do I do?

Assessing my options

Get in with her, and don't call her a refridgerator

>nick clegg in fedora.jpg

What is your favorite anime cartoon?
Which anime cartoon are you watching right now?
Which anime cartoon is your wallpaper from?

I'll clegg your nick in a minute m8

£200 is $400 which is 24000 roubles by now. you can live in moscow for a month on this money. dropped price of rouble (twice) didnt affected real incomes and prises in russia (only imported technics basically affected), we live as we lived before, but it make russia so cheap to visit that its really awesome. btw it seems to be many brits in moscow now as tourists. visit us till you can. this country gonna die soon and now prices is low, and we still exist, by now (i dont think it gonna be for a long time)

None you fucking manchild americunt

DU

uuhh...UUUUuUhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhh

>never watched one
>nothing
>my walls are painted

DU

I hope this is bait, it won't get you to the end of the day

> want to break up with the gf
> waiting until her exams are over so as not to fuck them up for her
> last night she was on facetime to her parents and sisters, and introduced me to all of them and they were all really nice and we had a laugh
> she turns to me and smiles and says "you made a great first impression!"
> they asked if I'm coming to visit them in the summer
> heheh... heh...

where do normies find gf? there are literally no gfs to be found anywhere in my bedroom.

hast?

I would actually like to visit Moscow and St Petersburg desu, and for these prices maybe soon is a good idea

Haha, i was in the thread when the lithuanian guy legit thought he could do this

also
>3000 for a hug Xd

morning lads

I thought you needed to get a visa to visit Russia.

bizarro thailad>thailad>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>normie gook

Why are you breaking up?

fwb just said she wants to go for a meal with me at the weekend

rude

Realised I'm gay 3bh

>want to break up with gf
>she breaks up with me
>now I don't even have to feel bad about it

heh

You know what I've learned, lads? I think normies are merely misunderstood on this site.
The more I've been working full time, the more normie culture has permeated into my life. I've discovered that the things normies like an do is merely a distraction to their shitty jobs and lives.
They're misunderstood. They're one of us at heart.

morning? it's half three in the afternoon you absolute lunatic

toplel really?

anything but monogamy is degen desu

How the fuck does nobody remember that Serb from a few months back? That is who originally posted about a fortnight trip to London.

We spent two threads telling him how absurd that is. It became a brief meme.

didn't go to sleep until like 4ish desu

Fuck.

Was it in the back of your head for awhile? What pushed you over the line?

Fuck.

off yank

Tell me what I need to hear

Because you still have her number saved

Cat keeps farting desu

>What is your favorite anime cartoon?
Don't have one.
>Which anime cartoon are you watching right now?
Shin Sekai Yori
>Which anime cartoon is your wallpaper from?
Not from an anime.

You do as far as I know. Here you go.

visitrussia.org.uk/visaform/how-to-obtain-a-russian-visa

enjoy your hug lad

Haha PiersLAD mugging off scousers

Wasn't anal she wanted then?

it's normal for handsome blokes such as yourself to get an erection when you see those Aussie Bum ads

no

She will be loved - maroon 5

>What is your favorite anime cartoon?
S;G
>Which anime cartoon are you watching right now?
minamike
>Which anime cartoon is your wallpaper from?
Use the default windows background

can you guys pipe down for a bit? I'm trying to think

even if I delete it I have it memorized. life is suffering tbqh

>hug

He didn't mention anything about hugs.

Yes. I'm incredibly gay

*starts playing the bagpipes very loudly*

youtube.com/watch?v=X5KJM4XCLSQ

every time i see young white kids, i just think how sad it is that they will never even know what its like to live in a non multicultural country, and their life is going to be nothing more than a slow decline progressing to becoming a minority in their own country. just sad desu. will always treasure the fact i had an all white childhood.

Normies on suicide watch

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-36373299

I reckon Kane and Vardy could do it for us in the summer

*turns the volume up on /brit/*

Perhaps he is wondering why someone would bring 200 pounds before going to London.

You can try, but you are still American.

>jordan

never gave you permission to reply to me
i dismissed your message immediately

shittiest taste

couldn't expect a yank and a russkie to understand moe

vocaroo.com/i/s1blgHzb3DHM

Might have guessed more than a fifth tbf

nah I can't do it again, it's very stressful listening to that

bbc.co.uk/news/technology-36378078

>used to post on /brit/ 2 years ago

>hounded with (You)s for my out of the ordinary flag

>post on /brit/ now.

>no one cares

@2299
didn't read lol

theres already a jordan 'round these parts

Agree
Mio > Azusa > Mugi > Ritsu > Yui
no objections

wtf? i hate europe now!

did you shag the syrian prozzy

>ever siding with piers morgan

You should really neck yourself, lad.

there are still parts of the country with hardly any non whites. although i understand your sentiment

You can buy Indian at Camden Market for £3. Wouldn't expect him to find a place to stay for that though.

Ritsu is of the trash.

why do I keep seeing this everywhere?

it's fucking hilarious
I would honestly murder my son out of compassion if he turned out like Louie