How do we fix Suriname?

How do we fix Suriname?

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shouldn't you own that clay

what happened

American foreign policy, I guess
>all nations should have their own country
>The people of Suriname aren't even a nation

Annex it to France

Test it

Why should annexy all Guyanas and Suriname desu. Like besides the French part, what are the other two for?

doesn't brazil have enough problems

france is too cucked to rule anything, us too

we should just leave it alone for now

>what are the other two for
Waiting to be annexed by us desu

We could annex it and then we can launch rockets there too.

Why not? More Clay is always welcome, it's not like they'll keep going to europe anyway.

When?

We can take care of Guyana, like the good ol' days

>they'll not

Fix

No, you can't

At least we can try to make Suriname white (again)

nah

Just nuke Curazao and we have a deal.

oh look we're being blamed again

I secretly dream of a full dictatorship Suriname trying to invade our Guyane.

A kind of Falklands War, but french.

>I dream of death, sorrow, pain and war
Aren't you german by any chance?

implying illegal brazillian gold diggers aren't being shot by the military as we speak

Err... nope. Although our federal police been going there to storm those mines.

Make it so that Suriname and failzuela pull a clusterfuck alliance to divide Guyana among themselves, but fail miserably.

Don't you dare

Come on, le's have some fun again with some meme "war".

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lobster_War

they aren't equiped with sligshots youtube.com/watch?v=HSXdw1xVdNY

gib lobsters first, we'll discuss after.
Deal ?

>implying we are less belicose

We're secretly german

Monroe Doctrine

lel no lobsters are our, u wrong.

So?

So what?

What?

How is the video not showing military confronting gold diggers

Becuase it's your fault, ye.

I'm ok with this
The fastest we go to space the better it is

Best conversation I've seen in a while, lads

Give the Maroons all the power. Chango will fix everything, given enough votive goats.

has surinam ever posted on this board?

No. We didn't leave Internet in Suriname when made it independent.

Fucking wrong

What about Surinames neighbor, French Guiana which is owned by France?

Your relationship with France was just better, I guess

More like the people of guyana knew they were better off leeching off the mainland.
It's a literal shithole, i've been there.

>mentioned by semi-rare flag
>makes fun of my cunt

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With the Big Stick

Americans should have shot every single one of your immigrants before they set food on American soil