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Post puccis edition

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Literally earn $1k/day and still haven't got a Chinese girlfriend nor taken a girl's virginity.

How the fuck am I meant to deflower a girl when I wasted my teenage years fucking used goods?

I've had plenty of blood on my penis. I want to feel the sensation of a hymen tearing.

Mr Choi only allows you to fugg her "pure" daughter, if you earn $10k above a day

I don't think I can earn $10k/day. That is a lot of money.

you can tear my boypussy

Wake me up pls

My pucci is the cumming room

Lads, I need serious suggestion on how to keep Mormons away. I just got ambushed by Mormons outside my house preaching at me 'n sheeit. They said they're gonna come back tomorrow. When I got into my house my senpai were hiding, apparently they keep coming back. What do I do?

kek

murtabak

hahahahaha

Buy a Book of Mormon and threaten to piss and SHIEET on it should they return

Out at mamak again. A plate of indomie and iced milk tea.

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Noice

Why everyone called us hotwheels /ph/ ?

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Just fuck my site up

Ipoh, Malaysia

What can you tell me about this place?

1. Chink

2. It has glorious past because of tin mining but now not anymore

>Ipoh, Malaysia
>45% Chinese population
Malaysia
YES

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

hehehe

*posts in an /asean/ thread*

Right-o chap

>mamak
more like memek.
hehehehehe

Are you two genuinely don't know about 'Infinity'?

yeah

Go to Indonesian/Malaysian/Brunei I guess?
They still have a lot of virgins in their rural city, at least compared to anglos cunts.

Who eat indomie with rice here for breakfast?

Who eat rice with indomie here for breakfast?

me desu!

me desu!

>not eating Indomie goreng flavored potato chips as breakfast.
Get on my level, guys.

This just gave me idea to make satay & rendang flavored chips :^)

wtf is Mormons

>Okonomiyaki
>Bugolgi
>Satay
Too late, we already have that.

It's a Christian sect which believes that Joseph Smith received some divine revelation from some angel called Moroni.

They have some odd beliefs such as human beings getting their own planet when they die to rule over.

Of course publicly, missionaries tend to be as more mainstream Christian as possible.

1/?

2/?

>1 hours 20 minutes interval
Ded

they're from plebbit who visits often to shit on this site and steal memes so they can post it on their fecesbook


i bet they don't know the other Sup Forums hideout too.

No m8 i don't have that

I'm here on vacation from America. Why is this country so shit?

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>other Sup Forums hideout


Why are you giving away the sekrit bred of asean?

nice try normie but you won't be able to fool me when you use fecesbook to pick up girls and have one night stand with them

>open xhamster
>click malaysian sub menu
>girls are all chinese

>open xvideos
>search american porn
>it's full of cuckold

only the chinese can afford computers in malaysia

without chinese, malaysia is nothing

These guys are typical mormons in here. I'm always impressed with their fluent Japanese.

forgot pic

is it true that only chinese people live in big cities whilst the malays live in rural area?

kind of makes you think the flip hater is just a Malaysian with a proxy

this is not the first time I see them do this, must bet he sabah and terrorist accusation thing again

the mormon language training program is excellent, academics from real universities have studied it

basically they lock the missionaries in a room for like 6 weeks for intensive 24/7 language training, and they come out fluent in one specific language

but i dont have any gf m8 .

>fluent Japanese

They select their members that are excellent weebs to be missionaries.

Kek stay mad slumlord

Can't wait for us to secede from Manilashit

>jewish-chinkapoor alliance
hmmm pls explain

youtube.com/watch?v=rLWUBWiviuA

Both are small country surrounded by mudslime what else is there to explain? Are all flips this stupid?

where a you from mindanao?

Hey Singapore

Did you also had sex in front of your parents?

>Are all flips this stupid?
Yes

malaysia did nothing wrong
don't bully malaysia

wow, there are real ppl here that make the effort to change their flag, just to shitpost and pretend such dedication, real appreciation.

w0w

>being this delusional
"There's no way they can hate us! It must be a proxy!"

I keep hearing the word Russia in my local radio station for the past few days since the Russian ambassador met with the new president, should I be scared?

Remember that slum tirade. I saw it Sup Forums with a Malaysian flag last March or so

its either a flip with a proxy or a Malaysian one the pics and psoting pattern were so simmilar
so cancerous

probably he's the bumhurt bisaya
kek

he needs an alies in case a coup will happen that will mostly be sided by the americans

no, not really. They can't even handle EU sanctions, must feel shit being a ruskie having to destroy EU made bacon while your family starve. kek.

cnbc.com/2015/08/06/russian-food-crematoria-to-burn-cheese-bacon-as-russians-starve.html

a Filipina maid with elementary education must've took his job or something.

But Manila IS a shithole, why are you people so offended? Manila is nowhere near the level of Kuala Lumpur.

Maybe you onion-skinned people should stop getting offended all the time.

well as you can imagine the flip replies were full of dissociation

>Kuala Lumpur
>better than Manila
kek, Brunei qt keeps telling me not to go there unless you want to get stabbed by Indians and Bangladeshis

Cebu is a shithole why are you people so offended?

you know everybody here knows that
you just look like a butthurt bisaya everytime you bring that up

Even if that's true, it doesn't stop the influx of tourists in Malaysia. Just so you know, our tourism money generates nowhere near half of what Malaysia can make, that's how brilliant Malaysia is.

Because I don't give a shit and carry on with my life instead of arguing with you?

Then stop replying, the one who look like a butthurt onion-skinned is you , grow the fuck up.

Truly Asia™ probably why they get so many chinks, indians and bangladeshis

Mission accomplished

why do ppl do this?

And it generated them a lot of money where they already managed to lift up their living of standards so much that foreigners has already considered settling in Malaysia because of the possible opportunities it can give to them, your point?


When will we Filipinos learn? We are always a nation full of short-sighted people.

I know and yet they claim the are more easy going
just look at that maid joke in fagbook it was like nuclear bomb exploded

Explain to me what is happening

dumbfucks doing dumb things, is there anything to explain?

check this out instead

youtube.com/watch?v=XofrGCmRshA

>chink meme

It's just like that ridiculous ice bucket bs with more risk and without the charity stuff

i would insert my corn corb in that beautiful chink on the left's mouth
yunonamsayin

so fake

yeah it's fake, but even if she managed to catch a ghost in camera, it won't be a full-bodied apparition like shown in that video, the "ghost" is too opaque to be real contrary to a typical orb-like apparitions who are see-throughs and has a shadowy characteristics if they appear with a body.


still intriguing because it caught me off guard while watching some random videos

youtube.com/watch?v=9vVlBe94dCs

I WANT SOMETHING LIKE THIS ON EDSA

>DUTDUT ALLIED WITH CHINA
>INVEST IN THIS INSTEAD
>KILL THE FUCKING BUS FRANCHISES WHO EMPLOY ROAD RAGING DRIVER

we are set to get trains

and dont expect any development in edsa

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i thought about that when i was a teenager, except the legs would be the large wheel itself


fuck i never knew that would be materialized by the chinks

>made of big chunk of metal
>bends on curves
>no glasses got broken, no metals flying
>invented in China
lol

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