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Romanov edition

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mara

dumb ruskie

prooofs???

good edition

i am gonna migrate to russia for qt women and bread loaf lines

lads

Shaving me gooch

nothing wrong with ruskies, unlike your lot

lads

Excellent edition, very impressive

Amazing trap ahead

My spider senses are tingling! I need to stop the Green Goblin and rescue Mary Jane!. But before that, ill go try on my sister's clothes

You hit THE GYM like a NUTTER, while LAD eats NANDOS

Birds look at your gymnonce body and think "eurgh what a try hard" while they look at the LAD and think "i love him, he just does what he wants, not even concerned about the whole getting hench thing".

LAD STILL looks WELL better than you because of his GENETICALLY DETERMINED HEIGHT, BUILD and MUG.

Slags are getting more and more choice and validation and its either LAD or NOTHING

Why haven't you gymnonces learnt yet?

It's either GEEZER GENETICS, or BENDER RESULTS.

>When you're trying to build something DIY for cheaper than the store-bought item but it's going wrong and you're spending more and more and not sure when you should just cut your loses and buy the store item.

*daydreams about taking a runt as a sex slave*
hmm...
*snaps out of it*
*adds another bucket of fresh runts to the furnace*

makes me sad I'll never be able to grow facial hair like that

got some camo coming in tomorrow mate

imagine having a lisp
*shivers*

Watching 8 out of 10 cats. It's just not the same without the girls. 8 out of 10 Cats does Countdown only from now on.

>medals are wrong in this one too

I'm shaking with autistic rage

*comes in with 8 full tesco bags for life*
ahh im back lads ive got the grocer--wocer--wooaaaAAAHHHHHHHRRRGGGGG!!!! *trips over a quran* WAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEYYAAAAAAHHHHGGG!!!! *topples from the weight of the bags* GERONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNIMOWOWOWOAAAAHHHHHHHHHH *does 3 somersaults, groceries flying everywhere* HHHHHHHWOOOORRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGXXXXXXXZZZZZZZZBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBHNNCVKVV!!!!!!!!!!!! *lands on my feet* *notices a muffled "POP"* *looks down* HAHA UH OH *camera pans down to show ive just landed on your bollocks* aha did i do that?? *faces camera, winks and shrugs*

brit on vacation here

>you will never lead Grand Duchess Maria to safety by being disguised as a Cheka officer and escape with her to the English countryside where you have many kids and live happily ever after while the world thinks Maria Romanov is dead

why even live?

anyone lads here ever been to Amsterdam?

Wanna try weed at a coffee shop but no idea how it works

Do they just sell you weed and you have to roll it yourself or can you buy it pre rolled?

Cuz I'm not a smoker so I would definitely suck at rolling

Therapy session tomorrow. Should I stick with the anxiety issues, or tell her I'm massively racist and sexist from spending all my free time online?

creasing at the thought of poleaboo buying new bedsheets because /brit/ is bullying his

> vacation

YANK

don't give in, that's how they get you

don't get got

Do they still do 8 out of 10 cats without countdown?

can't imagine the feeling of making a girl cum can compare to the look of glee on a cats face when you give it a proper good rub

good post

I've got an awful one together with the most pleb accent you can imagine (picture croydon black guy mixed with essex bender).

Still doesn't really get in the way though tbf.

you can probably buy pre-rolled because they know lots of silly foreigners like you exist

...

you can do either.

WHAT'S WRONG WITH DIVERSITY haha

...

It's very wet and kind of squishy

>Do they just sell you weed and you have to roll it yourself or can you buy it pre rolled?

actually, yes

Looking through the gf's browser history

post passport or piss off.

I miss the stories about testicle obliteration tbqh

explain yourselves

vocaroo please

:3 fugs sake why did she have to die so horribly

Tell her you can't stop thinking about her and you've been masturbating to thoughts of her every night for the last week. Then tell her about how the decline of the white race is the single greatest tragedy in world history.

Lads/ How shit is your future?

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calm down

baiting out newfags in /brit/

ah thats where my computer went

>feminization
FOYL

>I play overwatch

Do you think they were raped before being killed?

I don't think my 4chans working I can't see any replies

was just thinking about this classic gimmick earlier

Make it into tea instead. It's more mellow, gives a better buzz

turn it off and on again lad

I'm watching it in catch up from yesterday, think it's a repeat. It's nowhere near as good

the eternal gommies

Apparently they were messed with but not raped. I have no idea about the truth of it though.

i will fucking leather you when i find you

r8 the gf

(Youuuuuuuuuu)

>born white
>born male
>born into a western country

Already won the lottery of life 2bh

>vocaroo please
nah

I've done once before and I got about twenty (you)s of people making fun of me/feeling pity. Not going to do it again.

Picture this:
>I dohn' fink you fort dat froo, ya mathive knobend

Filtered the russki flag desu

I can't be doing with this

antonia

>smoking rollies
why do Europeans do this?
just get a pipe or cheap portable bong

>Messed with
Isn't that rape??? what else could that mean, I doubt they played hide and seek with them, must have been raped.

rude

awful post

>>ireland
>white
>western
>male

you the guy with the bad lisp?

>born a potatonigger

Not really

>facesitting

Patrician fetish right there lad.

gf doesn't flush the toilet

>italy
>white
m8

white western men are the most marginalized and persecuted group of people on the planet

yeth

i think it means like sexually humiliated rather than had sex with

tights

But there is some cofeeshops in other cities, you don't have one in you city, do you?

me on the right

youtube.com/watch?v=nwWm3om-gSw

Maria and Anastasia were shot but survived so the Bolsheviks bayoneted them and stabbed them repeatedly in the face until they died.

Alexei, Olga, Tatiana, Nicholas and Alexandra were just shot (but the women survived longer because of the diamonds in their corsets).

Maria was my favourite too reeeeeeeeee

pics PLEASE

out her poo in a condom then freeze it so you can shove it up your ass even when you break up

Ooww

Ahh the life

Hmm... it's almost as if the entire reason immigrants were imported was to vote against the native population.

How do we reverse the decline of the white race?

why is she dressed like an urban youth?

bought some beer today

dad's already nabbed one of the pedigree

Those are huge lines

Kinda miss that lad who would always post Hannah diamond tummy desu

>Bolsheviks bayoneted them and stabbed them repeatedly in the face until they died

I hope you Ruskies feel bad about yourselves and your history that you did this.

Alright cheers

Why do I feel intimidated about the idea shit.

give us a line lad

dont the ira attack people for drug abuse

For you

fuck me lads, ed miliband got destroyed over eating a bacon sandwich

the 2020 general election will be madness

He's doing you a favour lmao

>not drinking Thornbridge all day and night