/brit/ - The Friesian Cow Is Best Cow Edition

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Ah yes, father has left the gun room unlocked

It's time.

our Stefan

>mfw fag churka is posting here

>edition in the subject

what difference does it make?

I can never go home again

Decent

I still can't believe Sup Forums managed to convert good ol' Ben to their cause

That's one of those kike edits, where's the real version?

>meet a girl with zero self confidence
>fall in love with her
>gradually build up her self esteem so she comes out of her shell
>she realises she can do a lot better than me and cheats on me

Suppose it's quite funny actually, looking back hahahahahahaha

papa johns?

i think he draws that, because he knows trolls from Sup Forums would give him money for his shit

Really want a McIndians or a Real China

Only Leicester lads will understand aha

you're supposed to treat them badly if you want to keep them around mate

NEED TO MOVE OUT AND GET A GF NOW

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If it's any consollation she was probably a mad bitch and wasn't as hopeless as she made out.

have the socks off

but afraid spiders will creep around my legs and bite them

anyone else notice a sharp rise in spiders lately

Oh right haha boy is my face red hahahahahahaha

I bet she'll look quite fit when her final form is complete.

Mate this is why I never let my legs out of the covers when I'm falling asleep, it's fucking horrible.

do you ever look at posters from places like mexico or austria or any country where english isn't their native language and wonder why are they so fluent? ive never really seen anyone on this website with shit english

Yeah its summer/late spring you melt. Spiders always reappear in droves in summer/late spring as do Moths

that is the real version, no joke

Mums watching some show about benders having sex or something.

american mass media

my english is pretty shit

Ben is a committed National Socialist, he'd never endorse neocons like Trump

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> when they wanna have a full blown conversation

Just get your fucking knickers off

If you were the lad who made the post about Benny shilling for Sup Forums for money, your English is good. But the comma was unecessary as "because" is a linking word, as in you linked it to your explanation :)

largepenis.net

What is this website

>Receptionist tells me someone has a fancies me at work
>"Oh that's nice I guess"
>It's a guy

Fuck sake lads.

>Smelly wogs from all corners of the world are forced to learn the language of some tiny rainy island because we took over the world and make our culture and language the global default
amazing feel desu

a good place for large penis

*defends Israel*

going to bed lads night

This desu Hollywood has a massive impact on all western culture and Americanisation and all that bollocks. Im guessing that a lot of the non-english posters on here might be a little shit at speaking when you compare to their reading and writing ability. Plus their schools are generally better at teaching languages whilst British ones are acknowledged to be pretty terrible in comparison

hey thanks m8 tbqh british english sounds much better

tights
leggings

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the result of atheism, lads

night

just be yourself

When will you realise those girls are awestruck by the fact you've plastered 'lawyer' over your bio? The fact money comes up in almost every conversation you post clearly shows they're gold digging sluts.

My bender mate wants to know what channel it's on, can you let me know so I can tell him?

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/brit/ is the saddest general

Agreed, I think our colloquialisms are better, in my opinion. But hey, that comes with being from here.

Mexican Spanish is better than American Spanish :DDDD

>the result of atheism, lads

>When you haven't stolen anything for weeks

absurd

My bio simply says that I work in law, not that I'm a lawyer. Besides I don't earn that much anyway lol

epic racism Sup Forumsro XD

He jumped on the Trump bandwagon a while ago.

HELLO????

why? /deutsch/ is the saddest since they speak a language they won't by 2025

Notice me Deutscher liebling xxx

british girls sound cute and decent, while american girls sound like sluts who suck nigger dicks in a daily basis

Germany is the saddest country

When I had a Tinder, my bio stated that I was a 'law student / car enthusiast' I'm not doubting your looks or anything but even I noticed how many more matches I received.

People believe lawyers earn at least £100k, I'm sure your salary is £30k+.

>Zyklon Ben has done a Stefan and Milo drawing

what a sell out

Is it me you're looking for?

This is actually sickening.

>mfw some of these nonces actually own dogs

antonia

Is her transformation progressing or is that the state she'll stay in?

xoxoxoxo

5Star, although it's just about couples shagging, with some benders on it.

Call your mate a poof, from me.

Makes me think of /brit/ desu

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need a tights gf

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tights

Haha, I will, bloody shit stabbers, hate them!!

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Monica pls

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I think you mean whilst ;)

Haha! I threw that shit before i walked in the room!

lmao

me on the right

>inb4 racism

there were Mexican trump supporters defending him earlier to be fair

When I had a Tinder, my bio stated that I was a 'long term dole scrounger / wanking enthusiast'

Fair enough, obviously I acknowledge the fact that when compared to putting "I work in asda" on your bio telling girls you're a lawyer will have more pulling power. But that's exactly why it's there, you work with what you've got

Haha. Radical.

Haha, they're so gay I want to bum them haha!!

gf just sent me this

youtube.com/watch?v=RS4IksO9FGQ

Good look m8

All the best in the next life

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Aisha deleted her Twitter lads

I knew she'd set it to private but now she's full on deleted it.

these are race traitors

VERY warm right now lads 9

>Not immediately having sex with him

Bender

When I had a Tinder, my bio stated that I was simply "looking for love", got no matches ;_;

Its a shame. I liked the crazy communist women gimmick

lmfao yeah that would teach him if I put my willy up his arse, I mean that would hurt a lot right, and kissed him on the lips passionately to embarrass him ahaha

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>g

You're too good for those thotties.

FUCK OFF

When I had a Tinder, my bio stated that I was 'on the verge of suicide, please talk to me or I'll end it all'

Glad someone else noticed.

Rosy too.

Even my favourite goth one ;_;