Your countries are alcoholics. Stop saying we are alcoholics, we love coffee

Your countries are alcoholics. Stop saying we are alcoholics, we love coffee.

Whiny bitches like you are the reason why we are not number one in this noble sport.

>Ireland

Alcohol is for losers

fucking terroni pussies can't stand alcohol like real humans

explain why some SEA cunts are yellow?

muslims, tovarish

>Estonia
N-no not little girl Estonia ;-;

see this is why we muslims are superior. we dont engage in degenerate alcoholism thank you very much

I dont even drink coffee or alcohol
ES and Dank is the proper way to get high and shitpost

>not supporting global self-annihilation

You're degenerate and high on quran enough to begin with.
Only drug you people need is a 9mm painkiller on the forehead.

>watered down, coffee bean tea
>coffee
espresso is the only real coffee, the rest are caffee-flavored beverages

>Stop saying we are alcoholics
My country is very damn alcoholic and yet we have lower numbers. You're not deceiving anyone.

wew lad

Finnish coffee is strange BTW

But it's just some occasional wines bottles.
Stop being fucking annoying lad.

Most of our alcohol is home-made or we'd be a LOT higher on that map

Good ol' fashion Georgian Moonshine!

Always wanted to know what it's like

muslims are the most degenerate of all

Real moonshine is usually between 120-200 proof, so imagine pure alcohol going into your body.

Its funny how you just make up a reason for why italy doesn't drink alot of alcohol and the first thing you think up is because of the south.

piss off girlie

ive literally drank purified reagent grade ethanol before and it was no different than any of the non flavored moonshines ive tried.

>Comportamento a rischio
>Non moderato
>Binge
Quindi....sei fiero che al nord ci sono piu casi di alcolosimo?

There's a moonshine-like drink here (maria bonita - "pretty Mary"), made and drunk by prisoners. But they often flavour it with fruit skins and sugar.

>can't even handle alcohol like a real man
>can't even speak english on 4chinks

southern italy seniores

Any non-beer grain alcohol made without the FDA's permission can be considered moonshine.

Some states are lifting the bans though and letting people make moonshine legally though..

Lovely!

>there are alcoholics in arabia

>Implications
If you are proud yourself of drinking like a retard go ahead, meanwhile i'll sit here and enjoy my Limoncello.
Unmoderated drinking is a quick way to hell m8.

>Zakir Naik

a silly man

lol alcohol is illegal here because of sharia law

Damn, I always thought of South Americans as heavier drinkers.

How the fuck do you drink less than us?

If you look up "white trash" in the dictionary, your picture would come up

>miu "compurtamentu a rischiu"! Non moderatu comi 'o profeta [aas] ha insegnatu!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GET OFF THIS BOARD CHAD GET OUT GET OUT GET OUUUTTTTT

I laughed, and i don't know hy

Fucking Eurodrunkards

"Legal moonshine" sounds to me like a paradox, lol.

WIIIIINE!

Russian moonshine is samogon then. But it ranges a lot in alcohol percentage and could be mixed with anything from berries to sagebrush. So in most cases it's a non transparent liquid

How can people live without alcohol? I don't drink often but you need to get fucked up once in a while

Just in case, some muslims, like Dagestanians make and drink descent cognacs and (not so good) wines.

>but you need to get fucked up once in a while
>need to get fucked up
>need

No you don't you alcoholic

>Belarus

That's why I can't get aquavit anywhere. You bastards drank it!

>admits he's a pussy

being a terrone is the quickest way to hell LMAO

wtf i hate america now

suck my dick

>american alcoholic is someone who only occasionally drinks
So the meme about americans blacking out on light beer is true

>Someone saying they need as in they are physically dependent on alcohol in order to function is not an alcoholic

Okay, Finland. Come back when you reach step 1.

>Egypt 0.01

Alcoholics drink every day because they are physically addicted to alcohol. Occasional drinkers are not alcoholics.

This. I can't find that shit here.

God you're an idiot. Occasionally drinking isn't the "need" alciholics have. They are chemically addicted. They need it because they go into the physical symptoms of withdrawal.

>light orange
probably the south's fault, I demand an states map

>France is alcoholic
meh, youe gyayh

hmm. This.

What are you Sup Forums gents sipping on tonight?

Islam

That's RIGHT Daniel.

I'm surprised England isn't higher. London had more drunks than anywhere I've ever seen.

If you're not 8.0 or above, you literally live in a shithole

Meanwhile at Singapore...

>Estonia has the highest rate
Bravo Estonia

Ultimate whiteness map has been found, praise Allah

>women in the worst province have better life expectancy than men in the best province

Kek

>Top alcohol comsumption in Latin America
b-but it's mostly wine and beer, we don't drink tequila, rhum or other spirits stuff

if we didn't have 20,000,000 muslims we would be much higher

>french wine and milk makers are losing money due to Islam and lactose intolerance

At least we are first somewhere

you're first in my heart Lithuania

>20,000,000

yup, our population is linear and stable between 43 and 47m, we are now 67m, I let you do the count

You are third, Belaruse and Eesti beat you.
That said, you are a worthy opponent, you may even win the first prize in "suicides per capita" this year

lel Chad has the same flag as Romania.

It's the drinking habits. Sam with the Scots, I think

*same

All of you are casuals, git gut.

>there is a country called "Chad'

It's not alcoholism if you drink for fun.

I see we're bringing the average up in Friuli.

It's because we get our booze from Estonia. In reality Estonia should be lower and we should be higher

>Finland that low;
>Balkans smaller than the surrounding regions;
>Moldova orange;
>Most of Europe being on the level of frikkin Russia;
Crap map;

Protip: We consume more espressos per capita than any place on earth.

See you on Sunday at any train station, Aki.

I love everything about my country except the Russians and the alcohol, wish they'd both just fuck off

>Egypt

Try the north southerners are fucking pussies

We do?

>the continent of America

Because a not-insignificant portion of Asians can't process alcohol as effectively as whites can.

Maybe you drink less liters but if it's vodka and other spirits no thanks I'd rather drink more and drink wine and beer

And RIP Corsica wherever you went

>muh heritage