You may only post ITT if your country is a friend of the United States of America and consistently has a high number of people with favorable views of us in surveys and polls.
>Invited
Poland, Italy, srael, Ukraine, Vietnam, Canada, the Phillipines, South Korea, Japan, Dominican Republic, the UK, Thailand, Brazil, South Africa, India, France, Albania
>expressly not invited
Russia, Germany, Argentina, China, Turkey, Venezuela, Serbia, Mexico, Egypt, Belarus, almost all of /mena/
Fuck,You,Son of a bitch.
I'm not your friend, buddy.
Hello friend
hi where the burger :DD
Tecnically we're not friend. We just "sing along" like every one else who isn't commie.
I'm posting here, even though im not invited. What a picardy.
remove nuclear
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>those digits on this un-friendlike post
Well thay settles it, Brazilians out of this thread please.
Iceland is an American puppet state
>t. Okabe
dayum
It's okay we forgive you :^)
Yeah fuck you, bye.
Not him, but imo America and Americans are nice most of the time. Even more when Anonymity is out of the question.
>Implying that's a bad thing
I'm posting here, LTA Yankee
>Israel
We've done a ton for them, what have they done for us? Spied on us?
t.Antonio brasilalo de aumeida jobin
rude
No please don't leave :^(
My name is Joaquim Barbosa.
[picardy intensifies]
mostly edgy leftists think so
Of course my friend
Iceland actually prosecutes corporate scumbags though
unless that's a meme
Hallo wo sind die Hamburger
it's true but exaggerated
and all of them were convicted of actual crimes, fraud, insider trading, etc. that are illegal everywhere if they actually bothered to investigate it
Fuck America!!!
>Mexico
>Not friends of America
you do know that Mexico is the most pro american country in Latin America, maybe only tied with Colombia?
if that is still remotely true after this election I will be extremely surprised.
Mexico is a shithole!
Your country is so insignificant to us, most Americans don't even know that you exist, or that we beat the shit out of you.
Whereas America is vilified among Serbs, you are nothing to us. An ant crushed under the boot of Empire. It's not that we bombed you; it's that we don't even care.
yeah it dosent really matter if trump, the cunt or the jew make it into the white house, NAFTA is a thing, trade amongst our countries is huge, he can bark all he wants there is still a separation of goverment branches, you know checks and balances and all that shit, he cant just go full dictator on murricas ass and do whatever he wants and even if he could he wont do much other than mildly reinforce migrating policies
indeed, not much different to Serbia but that is not the subject at hand Slovodan
A sensible post on Sup Forums? My god
There it is.
Proudness of their ignorance.
You don't get to bring friends.
Hello friend.
Nigger we are your third biggest trading partner, why would you exclude us?
I think you two are going through a rough patch right now.
Based greatest ally
only thing you've ever done for us is overthrow our democratic regime
fuck off i HATE america now
Thank you for Big Papi. He playa da beisobol.
Equally great ally
>arkansas
>who won the civil war
>florida
>why does everyone hate florida
>georgia
>why are my nipples so sore
>washington dc
>when is ramadan
>kansas
>how to make meth
>wyoming
>what is wyoming
holy shit
>only thing you've ever done for us is overthrow our democratic regime
>democratic regime
Sure is a coincidence that a communist regime got overthrown, eh? I'm plenty glad that it fell before we HAD to do anything hehehe.
Your current democratic regime is doing great. Keep up the good work and try not to catch zika.
>Idaho
>is Ted Cruz the Zodiac Killer
The memes are spreading
This shit must irritate the hell out of the Brits.
Guess what also irritates the Brits!
I think it's fake. Look at Kentucky
You funded most of /mena/
And alot of gulf governments are pro us, oh yeah and your good bud Saudi Arabia has public executions... By beheading. Kind of like one terrorist group.
The American population actually overall dislikes the Saudis and a lot of other MENA nations and vice-a-versa which is probably why OP left them out.
The buddying around between the Saudis and our politicians isn't going to fly much longer. Just recently one of our courts ruled that 9/11 victim's families can sue them and Trump has basically made ties with them political poison.
Even if the text is declassified, it won't end our relationship. There's nothing in it which implicates their government.
Even if there was, our relationship would still go on. Bin Laden was literally the guest of Pakistan, and after the Abottabad raid they shipped our stealth Blackhawk to China to get even, and we're still regional "partners". Never mind ongoing support for Taliban.
b-but it wasnt communist, it was just... commie-friendly...
A little TOO friendly if you ask me. But all's well that ends well! Cheap oil and burgers will come to Brazil!
>this
Plus, the largest building company is the Bin Laden family. literally called the Bin Ladin company (I assume that they changed the e to i to move away abit from Osama and because in Arabic afaik you can replace vowels with any other vowel)
Hello, i like capitalism.
Am i allowed in?
>Hello, i like capitalism.
Welcome to the thread.
You're alright by the hat, Germany.
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reported for National Socialist sympathies. Enjoy the Merkelgulag, you sicko.
I love America, it's Canada but with patriotism being mainstream and less taxes.
Also a ton of shit we don't get here... you all speak English and we get along, I've been to Europe and this is actually a unique thing in the world.
>where is the Internet
My fucking sides
>California
>"Is Bernie Sanders vegan?"
yeah that's pretty much what I expected for some reason
Is Honduras a friend of USA?
>It is my earnest hope, and indeed the hope of all mankind, that from this solemn occasion a better world shall emerge out of the blood and carnage of the past -- a world founded upon faith and understanding, a world dedicated to the dignity of man and the fulfillment of his most cherished wish for freedom, tolerance, and justice.
How to Get Away with Murder is a television show. They aren't really asking this search engine that.
I see that you have also forgotten Canada.
he already said Brits
I imagine you're right, yes.
>ukraine
no such thing