Rule #1 Do Not Ask The Internet

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The pain is real.

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Why don't you just fucking go back to and stay there faggot?

are you fucking lost? let me help you: www.reddit.com

there. fuck off

Also, that's not rule #1 you underage piece of shit, fuck off

Gate Cucks BTFO

No, it is you who are the ball sucker.

What is 1 rule for internet then hey tough guy?

They stole that old Sup Forums meme where they created these stories about Gabe anouncing HL3

Why can't Reddit be original, they steal everything

The #1 rule is if you are not at least 18 you should not use your mom's computer

Get the fuck out faggot

>highest number of votes
>4 points
I can understand reddit enough that that image is false.

The best part of this is imagining the dude standing around with a fucking pie in his hands

And also the people wondering why he has a pie

That is almost Sup Forumstier reply, but with more autism.

>highest answer has 4 points
lel, must have been a really important thing then
Also those "recently viewed threads" in the right bottom tell everything about you. kys yourself.

ORIGINAL THREAD:
reddit.com/comments/658g36/hey_reddit_were_the_windows_developer_social_team/?st=j1jxthl0&sh=ba55ee6d

> Eet
> Shit

I need only 4 second for ejaculate.

This is rule #1

Dank, bro.

The reddit hate on this site is stupid. Everyone here uses reddit whether they say they do or don't. The only use for Sup Forums is to say things too inappropriate for reddit, otherwise reddit for everything else.

Fuck off you clown reddit is shit and less people cross post between the two than you think

>Everyone here uses reddit

See, this is the reddit mentality. When the REALLY retarded redditcancer thinks that his shitty website is used by everyone here and that Sup Forums is "just for shitposting trash lel xD" and dumps his retardation here.
Inb4 hurr I'm not reddit, then fuck off where else you came from or LURK MORE. As long as you get called out, you shouldn't post more.

Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on Sup Forums by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is Sup Forums. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it...

> that is if you can handle it...

le_challenge_excepted.jpg xD
who're else can handle it? *raises spork*

I didn't give you permission to reply to me. Listen, it was entertaining, first. Hell, it was actually funny.


But now I'm getting the feeling that you actually think that you're on my level. From the day I was born, I was destined for success, you little shit. I was brought into this world by a software engineer and and a prominent actuary, both of Norwegian descent. From the moment that the fucking curtains were raised, I was set to dominate the STEM fields. And because I had guardians that actually cared about me, I flourished. Pretty soon, I was placed into a special school of correspondence, specifically I.M Gelfand's school for gifted children in New England. I not only reached my parents' expectations, but I passed them with flying colors. I had raw talent. I was fucking better. I was surrounded by 6th graders, many from Hong Kong, whom were smarter than half the posters in this fucking thread. And now, where am I?


In MIT, getting my double BS in Electrical Engineering and Physics, with a Stanford-Binet tested IQ of 147 at age 17.


Get this through your head: you are nothing. I am worth more than your entire goddamn family. I'm smarter than you, better looking than you, taller than you, wealthier than you, and more employable than you. While you type out another post to get cheap laughs, I'll be simultaneously working with the brightest minds in the world and fornicating with my beautiful girlfriend. It gets on my nerves when people pretend to be better than me.


Know your place, you fucking vermin. Never, ever reply to my posts, again.

Go back there.

kys

I am sorry to be the baron of bad news, but you seem buttered, so allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies, and are more than just ice king on the cake. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite.

So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality.

I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go.

Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the fax, instead of making a half-harded effort. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it's a peach of cake.

> diamond dozen
Fuck off

I've seen this before.

>Fuck off
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lol that's so random!!! :3 XD

Bump for you. Concern is feels real, man

> Loud noises.

> Hah hah hah hah oh no.
> No Thank you.
> Fuck no.
> Thank you no.

> Over 300 confirmed dank.

> Because when bush comes to shrub.
> I don’t joke around.

Das good, comrade. Viddy well.

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Go back to >>>/reddit/

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