US v China

Pick a side. First poster per flag gets to choose between the US and China for their country. Better hurry, Yuros.

Merica on Team America here

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>USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

Can we choose to stay out of this retarded war?

CHAYNA

Adulthood is knowing that china makes more sense

>check flag

Every time

>Young adulthood is thinking that China makes more sense.

Fixed by an actual adult.

please see

Vai embora com Dilma pra cadeia

what is this, canada and the USA vs mexico and china? we win this

It's not like you have a choice here, Zhang.
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Poland will fight communism with its greatest ally

Neutral option?

China

Good lad.

>USA
FREE UYGHURS

Hey Zhang, how are you enjoying your stay in Australia? Good? Good.

United we are strong!

After all we've done for you... after all the wars and hardships...

THIS?!

To be honest we're literally on the fence, the people prefers USA, but the Government is half and half economically

China
I don't pick loosers

What? Literally nobody here wants to participate in a World War.

The baby tossing capabilities of the US have not caught up yet with China. It is predicted in the future every Chinese baby will be tossed. If the US isn't strong on baby tossing, we will lose.

We should've had you wiped out by the Brits when we had the chance

If we could defend you from the nips with a handful of carriers, we can protect you from China's Army-Navy

Not to mention once we both break Chinese business interests we could've cooperated much more economically

But it's too late for that isn't it?

>burgers
>gooks
Why does this planet have such shit superpowers

america is the best choice obviously

We actually kicked out the Brits from our country with hoping water and liverated Chile and Peru
Sorry murikans but China has been planing their take over for god knows how long and well just look at the last couple presidents you had

I've always liked Denmark

I wouldn't bet on it
We have a knack for having the right people in the right place when we need guidance most

ZHUONGUO NUMBAH WAN

>Canada and Australia supporting China
Kek

What is better about China?

Nothing. Only Chinese expats support it.

Here is the thing. South America belongs to China right now. The first world country's stopped buying and we needed someone to foot the bill.
Israel had hidden agents working to reveal who bombed the embassy, last government sneaked assessing into his apartment and murdered him in his bathroom. Nothing showed up in the cameras, nobody saw anyone get in. Officially nisman committed suicide in his bathroom after coming home with enough grocery's to fill the fridge for a month

>China and USA nuked each other
>poo in da loo and Russia win by default

Suits us pretty well
Except shitty Murican rockets would probably fall middle air right above our country :\

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China

America is a lesser evil desu

>Non-martians vs martians
Let me guess, non-martians obviously.
And to you martians fuck off this is my planet,no one invited you here, die already.

USA

Fuck the ching-chong dog eaters

>america has poo in loo
lmao thank god we picked china

USA

Why not both?

probably america thqh, I don't want to go against polandfriends

>中国

Apologize for your dumb post, for today is National Sorry Day :^)

USA
S
A

Atleast they're a better choice than choosing a gommie country.

The United States of America.

Chinese love America desu
We already won their hearts and minds.
So, America wins.

Uhhh...Yeah, you're staying out of this, pal.

China is the new black stallion, America is the old horse that won a few championships back in the day. You can side with nostalgia or side with the future.

Nah, fuck him, he didn't picked a side. Brazil stands for FREEDOM.

>Chinese love America
why

Taiwan is the real China, lad

>Taiwan is the edgy rebel province of the real China
Fixed for correction

Hey, i reconize that filename...

Are you that one Ibuki avatarfag from Sup Forums that usually pops up in DanganRonpa threads?

Hey, Ivan. Those same rockets kicked your ass in two separate races >:^(

There's many Ibukifags but I don't avatarfag with her, it could be the depressed Ibukifag from /drg/ though

t. 35 Year Old Sulfur Factory Worker Who Lives in a 10x10 Meter House

Chinese """"""""""quality"""""""""" of life.

The us of a

At least for young people, they don't have any good reason to dislike America. They're often interested in cultural exports like the NBA and Hollywood movies so there's that too.

dude in 15 years China will simply dwarf you economically and militarily

if you think 1 American is worth more than 4 Chinese you are simply wrong

>Not picking GLA Demo

China, fuck you burger

>China in the thread.

Support from Germoney, even though muh dumb government is sucking off US cocks atm.

I heard you have sent your first nuclear submarine patrol to the West pacific. Godspeed for them.

America needs to be taken down a notch.

First Spaniard for China

I pick China 2bh families

I read that as turkloads instead of truckloads lmao

CHYYNNNAAAA

USA = Empire of Chaos
China and Russia = Forces of Order

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Yes and my basement is the real United States confederacy.

youtube.com/watch?v=O3R06i17lLU
Meant this one

>How it feels to chew 5 gum.

this

brazil

implying id side with ameristupids, or chinks for that matter

At least it's not the British pronunciation.

Chinerrr

No wonder no one in China understood what the fuck they were saying.

USA

Support America but don't help, last minute switch sides and retake the 13 colonies, the British way

I guess I would still go with the US even though you cunts cant keep your monkeys in check at the bases in Okinawa