*teleports behind you* edition
/brit/
First for Bliss
Today is a day for amphetamine sulphate
Second for Bliss
cara
During the laser surgery they clamp your eyes open so you can't blink and then poke a giant fooking laser needle into your pupil while you're awake
Yeah no thanks lads.
just get a laser in your eyes lad haha
no chance this can backfire ever lmao
3rd day in a row of doing absolutely fuck all
up to Sen's fortress now on DS, loving it this time around - I could never get past the gargoyles back in the day
what did he mean by this?
Post fucking machines
Ok, so we've established you have a problem, know the solution and are choosing not to fix your problem, but instead whinge about it on Sup Forums.
Good decision
>A blanket ban on so-called legal highs has come into force in the UK.
my gott it's pure ideology
>just pay for an expensive procedure that has a chance to make you blind
>be urself brah
You're the hosts (actually, strictly and traditionally speaking your parents should be the hosts of a wedding), YOU should be accommodating to the guests, not the other way around.
A good host should spare no expense to make it more convenient for guests to attend.
Man lower """"middle class"""" people who think they've advanced socially because economic forces beyond their control have forced them out of the mine shaft and into the cubicle are the worst. No class, no sense of basic etiquette at all.
Really am quite sick and tired of being alive
this, that wedding lad is a selfish fucking cunt
are you always here or what
>banning something that was legally killing the most stupid of the stupid brits
why?
>Spend £200 on gifts for mums wedding
>"Hey at least I'm getting a tailored suit out of it".
>Go to suit fitting tomorrow expecting to be measured by a tailor
>It's a fucking rental place
AMATEUR DRUGGIES BTFO
What if SJWs don't exist and the ones represented in the media are plants there?
>suicide is a common, well-known and easy to complete action
Ok, so we've established you have a problem, know the solution and are choosing not to fix your problem, but instead whinge about it on Sup Forums.
No, we work shifts
>pass the controller bro
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too jazzy?
I was on a train sat next to some Oxford students in January.
They're real alright.
>literally being someone's wife's son
It's a well established 'conspiracy theory' that the FBI never stopped their COINTELPRO sabotage of lefists movements.
>attending your own mother's wedding
FOTT (fuck off time traveller)
i hate everyone who isn't white
What's so bad about normies?
people get divorced and remarried all the time desu. cuck memery aside, in the current year it's not that big a deal.
Ah yes, very impressive.
>Alcohol banned for Euro 2016 in France
Do you need any more proof that France is gone?
Just because it happens a lot doesn't mean it's right.
Overly rich people everywhere are funding feminist and social justice insanity to create internal dissent and have people forget the true who the true enemies are
source: i work as a profesional dissenting opinion creator
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>they don't want EDL footy hooligans getting drunk and going around pissing on mosques or attacking random French-Algerians who've never done anything wrong
i know right, cucks lmao
dunno lad, staying in a loveless marriage to appease some family values fedora on the internet seems a bit silly to be
I've been reading CS Lewis' nonfiction writings recently lads.
Converting to Catholicism tbqh.
Getting my daily dose of Molyneux and Sargon lads
>posting the same thing in two different threads at the same time
shakes my head
i hope you at least get paid
not actually true but good sun level reporting lad. it's lens only, and if you have a ticket to the game you're allowed to drink, even in the stadium.
Ease of divorce is causing a lot of social problems in the west.
there would be probably as much arabs than white completely pissed though
we just see hooliganism for what it is
a mental illness
>Ease of divorce is causing a lot of social problems in the west.
I AM A NEGROID
fucking freezing
might have to turn the heating on
sick of this country's "weather"
It literally is tho. This is why men don't want to get married.
MY MOUTH IS SUPER HUGE I CAN FIT IN A SODA CAN IN MY NEGROID MOUTH
>NationalSorry Dayis an annual event that has been held in Australia on 26 May, since 1998, to remember and commemorate the mistreatment of the country's indigenous population.
why do you always post about niggas?
if u love black people so much then why don't u marry one??
>That kid who came back to school after summer holidays with a new last name
Feel sorry for them having parents who don't care about them but it's pretty funny hahaha
SRSLY
what is the purpose of marriage?
whats wrong with just being with someone you love? i dont need a certificate to prove that
healthy
tax
benefits
>Lens council told Sky Sports News HQ that they wanted to stress there was no ban in the town during the tournament and that drinks can be purchased in the fanzone, albeit in plastic glasses, and will be on sale around the city, although fans won't be able to buy or consume it on the streets.
fucking sharia law cucks i am outraged what is happening to the world
did she like the bowl?
tax benefits are negligible. the last time i looked i think it was about £70pa. which is nothing.
not sure what you mean by healthy.
Marriage is supposed to be a semi-permanent union so you can't just split up at the first argument and are forced to work things out.
This is better because splitting up has massive far reaching ramifications.
>marriage
spooky
i'd say less than 5% of the population knows what day it falls on.
i thought it was the 8th of may hahaha
yeah you're right
it's good for older couples/anyone with assets but most young couples aren't affected
>people defending being literal bastards
lovely idealism but humans dont work like that. marriage has never existed like that.
reckon i might have ADD lads hahaha
try reading something and ZIP! sayonara, brain's gone elsewhere haha x
>johnny depp unironically entered into a marriage with a shit tier actress with NO prenup despite the fact his worth is estimated to be at least $555 million
how fucking stupid can someone be hahahahaha FUCK
pop some speed up your shitter you'll feel absolutely top mate x
ALRIGHT
yo we're back
MOOK
Fuck the EU
alright la
Cancelling my gold subscription account.
>connection error
fuck off
yank
wank
>lol
kek
Daily reminder that if we leave the EU Sup Forums will break more often
Bet you autists had a panic attack
What causes the pauses in Sup Forums?
>bbc.com
ah yes very impressive, I'm sure the EU would allow us to make our own rules like this to ensure muslim intergration
Heyyyyy Brits
God kill the queen
woah lads was worried for a bit
i've been watching let's plays
did a cheeky suicide while i couldn't post desu
it's going to be so cringe-worthy when the queen finally dies and a bunch of spergy yanks try to make fun of it, as if a woman in her 90s dying is somehow a tragedy.
It would be better to just stay divorced and have some dignity tbqf
every time Sup Forums goes down I have a nervous breakdown
I felt like breaking things 2bh
misogyny is literally just logic tbqf
fuck everyone in this thread
>Mum sent me £100 to get some shoes for the wedding
Lol I'm gonna buy a £15 pair and pocket the rest.
I started screaming and bawling my eyes out
neighbors were very concerned
just made this
what are those
t. mum
The autistic kid who lives next door to me just had another episode lads
fob
this thread belongs to white cock
Eating a blueberry muffin lads
I got given the same for a whole suit, bought a suit but wore it with all the tags on but hidden, took it back to the shop and got my money back
I have a willy