/csg/ Chink Shit General

In /csg/, we discuss the cheap shit you see on Gearbest, Taobao, AliExpress, Banggood, eBay and similar sites.

>IRC channel
qchat.rizon.net/?channels=/csg/
#/csg/ on rizon

>Discord link
discord.gg/zP789wR

>Chink Shit Randomiser
chinkshit.xyz/random/

>Chink Shit Wiki
wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_shit_general

>Chink Shit Infographic v1.4
my.mixtape.moe/aijpuk.jpg

>Chink Shit Infographic "Eiaosi's a Shit Edition"
chinkshit.xyz/infographic.pdf

>News
• user worries about having fallen for a meme with his new KZ Ate • user tries out a pepe shirt • user got a Chinese carpet today • Bluboo R1 rugged phone teased at Hong Kong Expo • user posts a quick review of the Xiaomi Yeelight • user needs help going through the refund process on AliExpress • Leaf buys a tiny phone • Chink Mint autist has upgraded his to a Redmi Note 4 • user gets his mic stand set up from Banggood • Indiegogo project to launch GPD Pocket 7.0 has ended, expect it to show up on AlIExpress and Gearbest soon • Dear friend dont be surprise if seller know good English • user tries to buy a lamp off Taobao but it won't let him (use a middleman serivce) • Vidya controller advice >Old news
• Zuk Z2 benchmarks keeps shifting positions in ranking
• user bought some pots while in Hong Kong
• user gets a back brace something to protect his toes
• user reviews some cheap 10 dollar bluetooth earbuds and blue blocking glasses
• user's drawing tablet shows up
• Reminder to farm those Banggood points in the easter egg game with this exploit
• user bought a NES cart


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This update with many side growers now

Repostan

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third for wanting to pet a cute boy

what's the frog for?

What mi software should i remove from redmeme not 4? i have root successfully now.

decorations and when u squeeze it it does a REEE

>tfw not in the news

Has anyone gone through return and refund procedure on AliExpress? I need some help understanding the process.

Currently I have a dispute open and the seller agreed that there is a problem and told me their address to ship the item to, but nothing concrete happened yet (i.e. the dispute is basically in the same state as it started in).

As I understand, the dispute has to come to a conclusion before I can send anything, but the seller hasn't agreed to my proposal. Or am I wrong?

Would really like some concrete answers because there's almost no info on the return process that I can find.

boyz i have a homemade drone, I need to put some tiny camera to record. I don't want to stream it, just record. Any cheap cameras? If possible, which can be attached to a raspi

has anyone uh bought any sex toy from a chink site? plese let me know

Never!
i always dispute for keep item and full refund. they always side with buyer if you are level 3 or 4

It's too late for this now.
But I have no doubt in my mind nobody would let me keep the item and get a full refund since it's 250 bucks. And I'm only quarter way to level 3.

that much is true. i never had to dispute that expensive items.

>no mail on good friday or easter monday
IT'S
NOT
FUCKING
FAIR

...are you sure you want something chinese inside of you?

I am looking for replacement ear buds for my ATEs, the foam ones disintegrated after three months and the silicone ones don't fit for shit. Any recommendation?

yeah, but only if it's an eggroll!
HAHAHAHA

Mate 808 does 1080p30 in half-decent quality and weighs about 20g. Fuckhuge data rate though so needs a fast micro SD.

what are you gonna do when it starts to smell

Anyone has experience with chink silencers?

Looking for counterfeit Daniel Wellington watches on AliExpress

nothing.

there's nothing more embarrassing than getting shot by a man wearing parachute pants

KZ ATE user here

They're actually pretty good for a $9 earphones. I also had Rock Zircons which i gave it to my sister and i can easily tell that ATEs sound better than Zircons. The ergonomy is a bit different, not that they're uncomfortable but the way they enter your ears takes some time to get used to. And it looks like you're wearing earrings and the people were looking at me briefly at the bus yesterday.

Are there any IEMS that fit like the Fonge s500?

Those fit perfectly but I want better sound.
KZ ATE don't fit at all for me. KZ ZS3 fits okay but not great.
I just want something good. Ordered the Tennmak Pro now. I hope it fits better.

Remax 610D
Vivo XE800s

i need my chink fix, guys. recommend me some stupid gadget i never imagined that i wanted

Joyroom JR-E109
Swing DIY IE800

Thanks senpai

Accidentally forgot my rock zircons were in my pants when I did laundry. Look how clean they are. The sound is much cleaner, too.

And yes, they still work.

Anyone here have the Xiaomi Redmi Note 4X? How is it? Do you like it?

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aliexpress.com/item/TiTan-150A-Waterproof-Brushless-Speed-Controller-ESC-for-1-8-1-5-RC-Car-Buggy/32731711789.html

aliexpress.com/item/Children-s-toys-electric-remote-control-wall-climbing-car-wireless-electric-remote-control-cars-model-toys/32721501086.html

aliexpress.com/item/sale-Undertale-game-classic-Toys-gift-Clocks-sans-papyrus-Touch-light-action-figures/32777603455.html

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aliexpress.com/item/Escam-Robot-QN02-Smart-WIFI-IP-Camera-HD-720P-1MP-Wireless-Baby-Monitor-Touching-Interaction-Camera/32792921833.html

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Are you wearing them over the ear?

how many watts?

what comply eartips fit the KZ ATE?

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Very nice

Yeah but my ears are too small.
The protruding part is too long so it sits far outside my ear and the bulky thing also doesn't fit in my ear shell.

what do you lot reckon? aliexpress.com/item/death-heavy-metal-rock-Print-Men-tshirt-Casual-Funny-t-shirts-For-Man-Top-Tee-Hipster/32781329053.html

Y'all fuckers might want to get this for your autism spinners. I know I do.

>aliexpress.com/item/1pc-608-Full-Ceramic-Bearing-ZrO2-Ball-Bearing-8mm-22mm-7mm-Zirconia-Oxide-with-Corrosion-Resistance/32789022594.html

I do. It's rather good. Camera is below average though.

neckbeard/10

please sincerely apologise to me

I'm sorry shirt, not your fault only neckbeards wear you.

how you gonna fit yo dick in dat?

>Undertale clock

Don't tell me what I can't fit my dick in

no, they look really awkward and it feels like something is pulling my ear down, which it does actually

to be fair i only plan to wear the shirt at concerts. it's not really appropriate to air your death metal interests around normies

Anyone else having this shit pop up all the time?

That's how they're designed to be worn

Cheapest box with a key lock on it?

>Type into search bar
>Sort by price

It shows all kinds of boxes with no locks at all.

How big do you want it and how secure?
Just go to the hardware store and get a galvanized aluminum one.

Hey guys, anyone know if you can get a cheap 128gb micro SD from aliexpress or somewhere that actually works alright?

Should I buy Yohimbe HCL on chink sites?

Don't buy anything you ingest on chink sites.

Mixza shark from gearbest

Thanks user, I appreciate it

Been using my Riuzu for a year every day now, the battery is now pretty much dead.
Full charge gives 20% now.

It's been a good friend. I won't forget it.

Anyone wants to push me to buy another mp3/flac playa?

Benjie
Xduoo

Funny how they keep sending me this email; about how this item would be great for me. Of course I already just got that three days ago. Chink botnet might be retarded after all.

They want you to buy several for all your friends.
Be glad there's at least one entity that doesn't know you're a friendless loser.

I just want a simple metal spinner with three inline bearings (22mm). Is that too much to ask?

Noice.
Analog control and not tactile. I guess I'll get that.

UI looks sorta bad but well, I won't use it to read shit.

Good point. And despressingly true.

oh it knows
>it knows

Metadata is no danger to you if you don't buy weap-

>onahole
>penis pump
>lube
>electric stuff to gain abs that don't work
>3x4TB drives
>Tamagotchi

They all know.
They all know we're pathetic friendless losers ;_;

remove it from your favorites, tard

Needless to say the pump doesn't work.
Don't be like me.
Don't be an idiot.

>get cancer
>Start getting ads for chink coffins

Harsh

Best chink replica sunglasses?

To the user or from others
H-how'd did he do it??

redmi 4x vs redmi 4a?

4X obviously

$.75 shipped, my hair is similar to his

Funny how you were joking about your chink mints dying a few threads ago when you were playing around with the roots and now your nigga plant is growin fine as hell

Anyone have a recommendation for sunglasses (mostly for driving) for someone with a small face?

Bought autism spinner for 6€. Feels solid and satisfying to fidget.
Also bought autism cube for 7€ and it sucks. Joystick only pushes in, few clickable buttons don't work spinning disk is shit just like the whole cube.

not me

Need tablet for my father. Any recommendations for as cheap as possible but still able to watch HD movies on a as big as possible screen?

used samsung 7

No used staff, my fathet fears buying used stuff as devil fears cross, better new chink tablet than used Samsung...

anyone buy an edc knife from aliexpress

Ifive mini 4s, friend

galaxy tabs are $100 on ebay new

You really got Chinked on that cube, I paid like $2 for mine and everything works. For the spinny disk I had to get it out and then put it back for it to spin around correctly.

Anyone tried carbon road frames from aliexpress?

They seem like decent form, and they akways come differently from the pictures as "replicas" wondering if there's a way to swing that for a full or partial?

Don't have a link but you should get something like pic

Is this a good bearing or what?

Got my random chinkshit today
>Lapel mics
>USB led light
>Earphone case

I'm in the market for a mechanical keyboard, are the ones listed on the infographic in the OP up-to-date, or are there any new ones that you guys recommend?

I've never had one before so I'm not sure what switches I want. I think maybe brown, black, or blue, definitely not red

whats a good MCU/arduino-like dev board I can get for USB programming? I want to make my own game controller with USB HID

jesus christ no

that shit is dangerous by itself if you don't use it correctly or have some preexisting conditions

you don't want cancer too

>rockchip
absolutely get fucked

That shit sure slowed down the growth.
But it isnt that bad. the mints in my garden are still extremely small even though they are planted just a few days later.

what are you going to use those mics for and how much did you spend user?

What's wrong with that?

Don't really know, maybe shitty binaural recording or something. These are about $3.8, i actually bought two lamps.