/brit/

MUUUHHH HURRRITTTAAGGGEE
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our nige

>bashing on yanks when theres none around

bit boring

a girl said my hair is pretty

^ this Tbh

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muh heritage muhfukka

Lying on my couch eating meatloaf slices

My life is hollow and filled with low quality pork products

Why do middle class people produce such autists

kpop

mike is such a fat piece of shit haha

>im tired from taking selfies, get the microwave ready. could committ mass murder for a tea

mild autism is masterrace 2bh.

>couch

fuck off yank

>only get week days off
>nothing happens
>everybody I know is working
It's really difficult not being an alcoholic living under these conditions

too well-off to face any real challenges, but too poor to do interesting things and go to good schools

Why are all NatSocs NEETs, lads?

>Reminder that Nigel will NEVER NEVER NEVER be an MP

>proto-yanks

me and the missus at the beach

she shouldnt be leaning against him in the first place if she doesnt want an arm around her desu

beaten by a couple of seconds

everything has failed around them so they place their hopes and dreams into an ideology

wow, stop generalizing you shitlord

jesus christ
nuke that shithole already

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nobody fucking cares shut the fuck you obsessed sperg

what was that slut trying to prove huh

Real alcoholics don't need friends or days off to drink

I agree, the only correct word is "settee"

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*starts hacking the f*ck out of everyone in this sh!tting thread...*

If we leave the EU what will he do for a living? Not an MP, no more cushy MEP expenses.

If he's different to all the other mainstream politicians like he claims then he can't have a wealthy family to fall back on. Hell his wife is a secretary (specifically his).

What will poor Nigel do if he gets his Brexit wish?

aren't those two married

Fuck off. FUCK OFF. FUCK OFF! You are not British. Do not say that word ever again.

>quasi yanks

I got seven Mac-11's, about eight .38's, nine 9's, ten Mac-10's the shits never end

He's an ex City banker you fucking retard I wouldn't worry about his finances

I have no ambition to be a "real alcoholic", I am just mind-numbingly bored

projecting a bit hard mate

We have settees here.


Maybe you should ... settee ... down..

>yank bashing when there's no about

yawn

dont think he was trying to put his arm around her think he was just trying to change his seating position

How can you hack computers if they aren't real?

>Why yes I do boil water in the microwave

He had a good job before he went into politics

But he's always having a go at the Tories and their banker friends, surely if he's one of them then that would make him a colossal hypocrite.

you can't touch my riches, even if you MC hammer and them .357 bitches

how does this even happen?
and why did they take it to the depot if they're not going to deliver it?

FOY

I KNOW I KNOW FOR SURE

DING DING DANG DONG DANG DING DING DING

hello yes, I'm just calling to confirm that I have messaged 3 birds tonight and have received 0 responses

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*hacks to the beat of this el classico choono*

Sofa is objectively the best word

"Settee" and "couch" are just fucking disgusting

me on the left

Internet gf is very keen on my manga reading

Here is muh heritage:

English, Scottish, Irish(eww), French, and German

Also 1/4 Lithuanian which really sucks
I'm ashamed of that blood in me

Well it's an objective fact that he's an ex-City banker so make of that what you will

aren't you proto yanks?

>this confuses and enrages the yank

Who's enjoying the weather, lads?

you realize that almost nobody here sees saint patrick's day as a day to celebrate their heritage right?

Thinking of buying these pants. What does /brit/ think?

enjoying this new microwave gimmick

fatty want a patty?

this. settee and couch are council house words. I didn't correct any of them as I try my hardest not to (You) plebscum.

>he calls supper tea

autism

Don't think he's ever attacked commodity brokers

>ex-City banker
Metals trader, not a banker

would be more ashamed of the irish blood Tbh

yeah he does have autism

trousers are in the way lad

Utterly amazing gif

>this. settee and couch are council house words

An electric kettle?

>commodity brokers

Bankers a banker

>that doesn't surprise me. i had to sit in a bed and get an IV for a couple hours and i'm still $3000 in debt

heres my heritage : 100% scouse

Get fucked bell ends

got work in the morning lads

and so concludes nearly 5 years of neetdom

Cooking a sausage in the microwave

>new
Comfortably predates /brit/

paki nicked me mobile in tescos

worse than a yank

>a commodity trader is a banker
Jesus Christ lad

sorry to hear that

what a long strange trip its been

>no ambition to be a real alcoholic
That's a really fancy way of saying youre a pussy

here's my heritage: your mum's fanny

At least the Irish aren't Slavs

>Sofa
>Couch

Fuck off yanks

>he's always having a go at the Tories and their banker friends
Because they wouldn't let him in the club, no idea why but he was an outsider and permie back bencher. He had the credentials but something somewhere he did was wrong or not good enough, and he was never going to be a tory elite as he wanted. So he formed his own party and became the elite in that.

It's not a subset of bankers

What have you done today to save the white race?

unironically used to cook bacon in the microwave as a young lad

I say couch and there's literally nothing you can do about it

wew lad 5 years out the game?
what's the job?
>tfw neet for 3 years

Don't call them pakis. They're not pakis, they're brits you racist twat. Most have never even been to pakistan.

once saw a scouser get on the bus
wonder how he got here?

it's a chesterfield you twat

11:51pm. Nice and cool. Windy enough outside that I can hear it.

volunteer moderating for an online taiwanese papercraft website

shoul;d be fun