Why are Germans sexually attracted to fecal matter?

Why are Germans sexually attracted to fecal matter?

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Why are Germans sexually attracted to fecal matter?

Didn't they go to India to look for "the Aryan race"?

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Why are Germans fecal matter?

BEADY

There has to be something to it

>ScatSat-1 is a micro satellite (under development) which will provide weather forecasting, cyclone prediction, and tracking services to India.
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they're both brown lmoa

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Why are Ger***s sexually attracted to fecal matter?

its an aryan thing you wont understand

Germans love feces.

no idea what you talking about
first time i heard about this that we are

i kiss your ass. you fuck my mother

stupid italian

>Why are Germans attracted to Germans?
I wonder...

The shemale knows.

Do I need not to wipe it so you can taste it better?

Germans and their poop.

I once stumbled upon a German forum filled with tutorials on how to preserve shit and change its consistency and pics of Germans playing with their shit.

Shit bath, shit soup.
Shit Hitler moustaches and cups of shit.
It had it all.

I tried to make a shit castle but I couldn't replicate the results because there was no Google translate back then and I wasn't really a prodigious pooper.

Germans and their poop.

The only scat video I've ever stumbled across came from Brazil.

I don't know why; but we like it too.

If you count cartoons then japs are probably the shitkings.

because you axis

why are all brazilian girls are into horsefucking?

Germanics are faggots
t. Celtic
We aren't much better

Greatest ally.

Worst ally.

It is like being a gay.Not your choice.
Germans are born Scatophiles

Germans make the best bdsm porn

>no chubby latex clad german femdom gf to beat me up

unable to fabricate this manure up

Only horses and other brazilians can fulfill their sexual needs.

>homosexual concrete enema
That sounds like an Italian mob job.

>Why are Germans sexually attracted to fecal matter?
So they would like refugees

I remember the local video store in the 1990s in the porn section had a special wall only with the ranciest shit- and pissporn.

What was noticable is that the titles were: or Japanese, or German. And predominantly German. Titles like "Grenzbereich vol. 24" etc...

We rented one once for fun, I almost threw up, we couldn't watch it more than 10 minutes, and I distinctly remember a bunch or middleaged women and men shitting on each other saying : "nichts falsch damit" and "wir sind eine grosse familien", "keine bommen, kein krieg, keine granaten"... while shitting and pissing on each other on a floor lined with plastic.

My general image of Germans have been severely damaged since that day.

It is a famous one. Actually a bunch of Germans online paid a Brazilian producer to find a bunch of heroin-addicted skanks to perform in their fantasy movie.

The screen names of the Germans are actually written on the blackboard of the class-room in which the movie takes place.

I believe the story was on rotten.com or some similar place.

Coprophiles is the correct term, as in the sentence: "Celts are buggers, Germans are coprophiles, only Belgians are normal, healthy people."

Wow., you really know your scat porn.

Or a college radio band.

Oh my. I guess I'll have to keep that in mind

Damn. I can hear the piano tune playing in my head

>1990
Way before i was born, so other Generation shit

They're used to the shit smell because of their retarded toilets

I always fucking wondered why the
>great German inventor mind
didn't make ventilation in the toilet.
I have to open the windows everytime I go to the toilet, it's really annoying.

I remember it from rotten.com or similar place, the story of that Brazilian movie, as I said before. The result of amateur-anthropologic research into German behavior patterns, you can call it.

I don't even watch normal porn, let alone the rancy stuff.

"The apple doesn't fall far from the tree."

Actually, Anglos are far more into scat shit
brb looking for that one statistic

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>he started searching for "scat porn" and "statistics" and he's still furiously masturbating to the results

DESIGNATED SHITTING SONGS

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mozart_and_scatology

It has a historical background. Back in WWII chocolate was rare, that's when people started to eat shit.

>1990 was way before you were born
GET OFF MY LAWN RRRREEEEEEE

I was born on March 28th, 1998
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It's not like a German to be this late...

Well, I wish you good night
But first shit in your bed and make it burst.
Sleep soundly, my love
Into your mouth you'll shove

>In German folklore, one finds an inordinate number of texts concerned with anality. Scheiße (shit), Dreck (dirt), Mist (manure), Arsch (ass), and other locutions are commonplace. Folksongs, folktales, proverbs, folk speech—all attest to the Germans' longstanding special interest in this area of human activity. I am not claiming that other peoples of the world do not express a healthy concern for this area, but rather that the Germans appear to be preoccupied with such themes. It is thus not so much a matter of difference as it is of degree.

I call bullshit on this, why else would they repeatedly try to invade a country internationally known for their prowess in cleaning toilets?